Solving the CAPS Issue
November 6th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: OH GOD I CAN’T TURN OFF CAPS
You: HELP ME
Stranger: how
You: I DON’T KNOW
Stranger: no problem
You: I CAN’T MAKE THE LETTERS SMALL
Stranger: just do what i say
You: OKAY
Stranger: do u have a piece of iron
Stranger: small /
Stranger: ok gorget it
You: I HAVE A SPOON
Stranger: press the SHIFT key with one hand
You: I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF METAL
You: WHAT’S A SHIFT KEY
Stranger: and type with other hand
You: I ONLY HAVE ONE HAND
You: WHAT OTHER HDAN
You: HAND
Stranger: ok do one thing
Stranger: hey u hav only one hand ?
Stranger: which right or left ?
You: LEFT
You: AND SOMETIMES RIGHT
Stranger: my god , poor fellow how does you masturbate
You: FEET
Stranger: nice idea
Stranger: but it doent work as good as handblow
You: I REALLY WOULDN’T KNOW
You: BUT I HAVE DEVELOPED A FOOT FETISH
Stranger: then do one thing press the SHIFT key with one leg
Stranger: then type with ur hand
You: IT’S NOT WORKING.
You: IS MY COMPUTER BROKEN
Stranger: ok then ts vry serious problem
Stranger: take ur keyboard
You: YES
Stranger: put take to a height of 56.457 cms
Stranger: and give a thrust of 67.98 newtons
You: THANK YOU FOR USING METRIC
You: AND NEWTONS
Stranger: towards earth
Stranger: it will start working
You: OKAY
You: I’LL TRY THAT NOW
You: KADJFIAHGAFBHLKBJAIJGAkakhaiorghg
Stranger: ya please
Stranger: see
You: By God it worked.
Stranger: u know i m Genius
You: And I’ve gained hands!
Stranger: good
You: You are truly my saviour
Stranger: thnks u
Stranger: geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttta
Stranger: settttttta
Stranger: and GOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by SlapBandit from USA
(50 votes, score: 4.54)
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