So You’re a Dude?
March 1st, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am a 15 year old boy looking for a girl willing to give me pictures of her boobs
You: I bet you are. Why don’t you just look at porn? It will save you a lot of time and won’t cost money.
Stranger: im useing a school laptop so its kinda hard
You: Holy shit. 15 and using a school laptop? You must be either really rich, or really not American.
Stranger: nope im american and I am in omaha going to district 66
You: Well if you can afford the tuition for a school that gives you your own laptop, you can afford an iPodTouch/iPhone/any fucking smart phone that lets you view porn privately, anywhere…
Stranger: no my dad is a fucking cheapscate
You: Get a job, and then you won’t need the money for porn. You’ll get lots of pussy no matter how ugly you are if you have cash-flow.
Stranger: my grades suck so I cant get a job
You: Then become a criminal.
Stranger: as tempting as that is I dont really think that I what to steal from people
You: Look at Al Capone. Did he steal? yes. Did he cheat? yes. But he was a national hero, aside from being a criminal.
You: Steal from those who don’t need it. Be a modern day Robin Hood.
Stranger: umm no I just wont steal it’s not in my nature
You: So you’re too good to steal, but looking for girls who must be so fat, ugly, mentally challenged and desperate to take advantage of them on Omegle and get them to show you their tits is not bad at all?
Stranger: ok thats not entirely what I intend mostly cause I’m looking for decent or very preety girls to show me boobs
You: You’d have better luck finding them on chat rooms. Trust me. I’m a veteran speaking from experience. There is no pretty boobs on display, here.
Stranger: soo your a dude?
You: No shit, Sherlock.
You: Brilliant observation.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Reign from USA
(76 votes, score: 4.63)
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heyy
At least he has morals. . .
just so you know, he said it was a school laptop. Most schools have laptops now even if they are shitty. THE MORE YOU KNOWWWWW
THIRD!!
Fourth?!
Funny story, my high school gave us laptops because it was a technology based school. Pretty awesome deal. I learned a lot about technology and am now majoring in computer science.
If that’s really a transcript from chatroulette, wouldn’t he have figured out you’re a dude from your webcam stream?
I declare shenanigans!
Read the whole post! It’s Omegle not Chatroulette. The ‘You’ specifically states that in the conversation.
@Randomguy
who uses chatroulette anymore? chatremix is where it’s at :D
@o hai
I dunno where your rich ass lives but that is not true at all, at least for the majority of U.S. Schools, only rich private schools hand out laptops…
This sounds like my little brother!!!!
ohh westside…. how i hate that school with a passion