Ski or Die
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: so have you snowboarded or skiied before
You: No I have not.
You: Does that make you feel… angry?
Stranger: aww bummer man
Stranger: makes me feel sad
You: An unpleasant tingling sensation.
You: Linked to the inner lobe of your right brain.
You: Coursing through your veins.
You: How does this make you feel.
You: Does it make you feel…. uncomfortable?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Snarkie from France