Shrooms
January 16th, 2010
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Stranger: do you like shrooms
You: yaaaahhhhh!!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how many trips have u been on?
You: i go on a trip every summer with my family
You: how about you?
Stranger: i mean how many times have you tripped on shrooms?
You: ahahah never
You: i keep them in my drawer
You: not on the floor where people will trip on them
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you should buy some and eat them
You: you’re weird..
Stranger: they are so much fun
You: you trip over your shrooms??
Stranger: do u smoke weed at least?
You: no, my mom makes me spray poison on the weeds
You: smoking them could burn her whole garden down..
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Submitted by Silver Ninja from USA

(146 votes, score: 4.55)
hahahaha i lawl’d so much
ttly XD
hahahahha!
hahahaah thats so funny
that was epic