Sharing Experiences With a Chinese Man
June 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Can we talk about your thought of sex or your experience of sex ? I am a male and 20 from China .Hope you are an open male but I do not seem gay .If you feel uncomfortable, disconnect me.No problem. asl:20\M\China
You: Hello
You: You sound like a fun person to talk to and share experiences.
Stranger: Hope you are an open male but I do not seem gay .If you feel uncomfortable, disconnect me.No problem. asl:20\M\China
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/m/arf
Stranger: arf?
You: Arringtonford, it’s in Ireland.
Stranger: where?
You: Ireland, where Louis Walsh is from, with the leprchauns, lucky charms, and shit.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can we talk?
Stranger: are you ok
You: We can talk but I’m afraid we may not hear each other my dear boy. Perhaps we can stick to this method of instant messaging, yes?
Stranger: yes
You: Yes I am 0k, or -273C as I like to say
Stranger: just this way
Stranger: ok?
You: Yes
You: -273c
You: Are you -273c?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: your country rich?
You: Is this your idea of sex talk?
You: Cause I must see, its getting my willy right hard it is. Oh yes it is. Oh yes.
You: *I must say
You: Not I must see, although I would like to see it
You: Are you there old chap?
Stranger: confused
You: Okay, lets start again. You go.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: have you hd sex
You: No, sadly we can’t get High Definition sex here in Ireland. Although I am HD ready. When it comes, I’m ready. You?
Stranger: no
Stranger: HD?
Stranger: meaning
You: HD=High Definition. You asked me if I hd sex?
Stranger: yes
You: Exactly.
Stranger: may i first ask your asl?
Stranger: age
Stranger: ?
You: 19, you? (We have been through this, you know)
Stranger: 20
Stranger: yes
Stranger: oh i forgot
Stranger: a college student?
Stranger: how is your english
Stranger: ?
You: Impeccable. Is this not clear through my remarkable spelling and fantazmicle grammar?
Stranger: cool
You: Cool beans.
Stranger: a college student?
You: Yeah, I’m studying escort agency. What about you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: but study petrolum
You: Oh right -273c
You: *ok, I mean.
Stranger: -273c?
You: Typo.
Stranger: ok
You: So what else you up to?
Stranger: never have sex?
Stranger: tell me more about sex ,ok?
You: Sex at absolute zero is fucking freezing dude.
You: Just do it at room temperature or something yeah?
You: You’re making it too complicated
Stranger: yes
You: Okay good
Stranger: you are cold
Stranger: ?
You: No I’m quite warm actually.
You: Lets move on.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am not native so try to let me understand
Stranger: Ok?
Stranger: thanks
You: It’s alright, we have some weird expressions in the land of Ire.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: move on
Stranger: when will be married
Stranger: average
You: When will who be married?
Stranger: average
Stranger: about
Stranger: not you
You: Who?
Stranger: usually
Stranger: can you understand
You: No i certainly cannot. Who are you talking about?
Stranger: your people?
Stranger: your country people
You: MY PEOPLE!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
You: YOU RACIST BASTARD.
You: DISCONNECT!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Zane from England
(165 votes, score: 4.59)
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LOL! this shit made me actually lol, and i take physics so i know whats going on, sadly, the chinese dude didn’t.
this is pure genius. everything about it is wonderful. thank you, zane from england, for sharing this masterpiece.
Is that a Michael McIntyre reference I see? c:
hello :)
Meh,
-273C
This should be a novel.
Zane from England, I love you, can I meet you? hahaha no jk but your’e awesome dude. I keep hoping to find someone like u on omegle and everyone is stupid
I HiGH aS a KitE
Who live in a Pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! Who died in a oil spill because of BP? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
Glad you liked it.
More on the way!
Hehehe, 0K (or could I say, -273C hehe). I like it *thumbs up* :D
hi
That was awesome.
Zane??? where are u abouts in england? TEACH ME UR WAYS! XD
When will I meet you, legendary Zane from England?
I just took up physics this year and learned about absolute zero the other day. It enhanced my enjoyment of this a good bit ;D
hahahaha This was so hilarious !