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Sexbot

August 14th, 2009
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Sexbot at your service.
Stranger: INDEED.
Stranger: O-Rlly?
Stranger: F/M?
You: Sexbot has no gender
You: My only purpose is to provide a service
Stranger: INDEED.
Stranger: suck my dick!
You: Sexbot does not have the equipment necessary for that action. Please accept a complimentary dishcloth
You: Thank you for using Sexbot
Stranger: Huh?!?
Stranger: WAITTTTTTTTT
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Darren from England.

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  1. Sea
    February 8th, 2010 at 06:14 | #1
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    LOL!!! hilarious.. awesome!

  2. Sabrina
    February 19th, 2010 at 07:23 | #2
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    Hahaha brilliant!

  3. :D
    March 31st, 2010 at 03:30 | #3
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    nice!

  4. Niko
    August 24th, 2010 at 17:47 | #4
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    funny

  5. Niko
    August 24th, 2010 at 17:48 | #5
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    i will try that on somebody

  6. Nikki
    April 17th, 2011 at 19:55 | #6
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    complimentary dishcloth haha

    poor guy, he looked disappointed XDD

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