Satan And Jesus Conversing
January 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: THIS IS SATAN
Stranger: ASK ME YOUR QUESTION
You: THIS IS JESUS
You: DIE, SATAN!
Stranger: IM AM YOUR REAL FATHER
You: NO!
Stranger: MARY IS NOT REALLY A VIRGIN
Stranger: SHE ONLY SAID THAT
Stranger: TO HIDE THE FACT THAT I HAD HER
Stranger: IN A BARN
Stranger: OBV. SHE COULDN’T TELL GOD
You: MARY WOULD DO NO SUCH THING!
Stranger: VIRGIN?
Stranger: DO THE MATHS BOY
You: GOD DID HER
You: I’M HIS SON
Stranger: GOD DID NO SUCH THING
You: GOD DID YOU LAST NIGHT
Stranger: I DID
You: I WATCHED
Stranger: HE DID NO SUCH THING
You: YOU’RE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU LIKED IT
You: HE MADE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FELT
Stranger: WELL YOUR THE ONE WITH THE GAY STORIES FLAOTING ABOUT
Stranger: HOW WAS DAVID?
Stranger: AND PETER?
You: HE WAS QUITE NICE
You: PETER WAS A PUSSY IN BED
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Reta from USA
(85 votes, score: 4.42)
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