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Salads Are Nice

January 2nd, 2011

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: female here

You: Male.

Stranger: would you tie me up cuff me to the bed, shove a ball gag in my mouth and make me moan im your bitch?

You: No, but I would like to make you a nice salad.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Tim from UK

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

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torple

January 3rd, 2011 at 22:55 | #1

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I guess she wasn’t in the mood for salad.
duuuudde

January 13th, 2011 at 06:41 | #2

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you dont win friends with salad! you don’t win friends with salad!

shoulda just given her a mad ham

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