Relapse
April 6th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Welcome to Alcoholics Anonymous. My name is QuaShawndra. Pleased to meet you this evening.
You: Nice to meet you, my name is Stranger, and I… I’m an alchoholic
Stranger: Excellent, my Internet friend. That’s the first step. Admitting you have a problem.
You: Thanks, I look forward to breaking my habit… it’s tearing my family apart
Stranger: I am so sorry to hear that. In what ways has your alcohol abuse destroyed your family?
You: well my wife threatened to leave me with the kids, and worst of all my cat won’t even speak to me…
Stranger: That’s horrible. I was in a similar situation at one point. My alcohol abuse got so bad my cat refused to shower with me.
You: Also my boss has told me to stop getting drunk at office parties after the time I broke his car windshield in a game of drunk football. How am I supposed to have fun if I’m not allowed to get my drink on?
Stranger: I know, right. It is practically impossible to have fun without a beer or two. You know what, fuck this meeting. Let’s go to the bar.
You: I’m totally with you. You know what? Screw my family, my wife can have the kids, one of them was illegitimate anyways. I’m gona get SOOO hammered tonight!
Stranger: Yeah that’s what wives are for, anyway. Takin’ care of the kids and such. YEEEEEAHH SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERRRYYBODDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: i’m saving this conversation by the way
Stranger: AHAHAH same here! This is the greatest conversation I have had with anybody on here.
You: cheers!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Marty from Canada
(28 votes, score: 3.96)
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