Reasoning With a Pervert

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Reasoning With a Pervert

March 12th, 2010

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey asl?

You: Hello

You: There it is again.

Stranger: sorry :)

Stranger: but its like being in a bar…

Stranger: i gotta make sure im talking to a gal, who’s approx my age…

You: asl

Stranger: and is local.

You: Ok?

Stranger: so r u a gal?

Stranger: and how old r u?

You: So let me get this straight.

Stranger: (since i cant see u)

Stranger: Sure…

You: You are logging on to a chat service that is designed to be completely anoymous, to find girls your age and near your location.

Stranger: Not girls…. A girl… Who’s in the same country.

Stranger: True….

You: Am I the only one seeing the flaw in that plan?

Stranger: I’m too tired to go out….

You: There are other chat services though.

Stranger: … and a bit horny as well. I hope to find a gal who’s feeling the same way…

Stranger: and wouldn’t mind …. you know….

Stranger: hooking up on the phone or something.

You: There are chat services designed for that too.

Stranger: Well, I’m no expert in those. But this works when it does…

Stranger: So here I am.

You: In fact, I don’t know where you live, but I would be willing to bet that there are chat rooms designed for cyber sex for people in your very region.

Stranger: You might win the bet too.

Stranger: I’m very ignorant in this matter.

Stranger: For now, I know of Omegle, so this is where I am.

Stranger: I’m in Michigan, btw.

Stranger: name’s Nick.

You: ignornance is nothing to be ashamed of, what is shameful is not wanting to change.

Stranger: You shouldn’t assume I’m someone who doesnt like change.

You: Hi, nick

Stranger: You don’t know anything about me, right? :)

You: I wasn’t making any assumptions.

Stranger: Okay. Fair enough.

Stranger: So what is your name, stranger?

You: As a matter of fact, I was trying to point you in the right direction of what it is you seem to be actually seeking

You: Do you really want to know my name

Stranger: Yes… sure do. Why’d I ask?

You: I would also wager that you do not.

Stranger: Never mind.

Stranger: You’re going to question everything I do or say.

You: Oh, btw, what is your asl?

Stranger: It’s afternoon over here, and I am in no mood to fight these questions. Honestly. As for my asl, 24/m/Michigan.

Stranger: I’d ask yours again, but I’m not sure you’ll oblige.

You: 32/m/Ky

Stranger: Cool! Pleased to meet you.

You: Nice to meet you too.

You: Nick. I just discovered this website today, but I will offer some advice.

Stranger: Sure…

You: I don’t know what your success rate is on finding a girl on this site, but when you are “in the mood” there are litterally thousands of places designed just for that

Stranger: Name a few then.

You: In fact, there was a time when I would frequent some of them and most of the time you could talk the girl into talking to you on the phone.

Stranger: Which ones then?

You: Well. I am a few years out of the game, but Yahoo still runs adult chat rooms. I bet literotica does as well.

Stranger: Ok.

You: AIM has adult chat rooms too

Stranger: Got it.

Stranger: Well, Yahoo!’s chat rooms are a pain to use now, AIM has a ton of bots/spam… havent tried Literotica.

Stranger: I’ve tried Meebo as well…. it could be me, but haven’t had a high “hit ratio” on either of these :)

You: From one guy to another, if you are actually interested in finding a girl that wants to get all hot with you and not, you know, just be a guy pretending to be a girl (it happens), then a chat room designed for sex, will probably have more women actually interested in, you know, sex.

You: Do you get a high ratio here?

Stranger: a little higher… but it depends.

Stranger: as for the pretending to be a girl part, i’m not sure how that’d work out once u actually get her on the phone

You: depends on?

You: That is my point about trying to use those sites

You: A girl that actually goes to a sex website is going to be interested in sex. At least in some form

Stranger: depends on the time of the day

You: Which increases your odds of getting them to talk on the phone.

Stranger: true.. theyare

Stranger: but most gals want cyber…

Stranger: only a few… very few… r into phone at all. :)

You: Well, I hope I haven’t cock blocked you too much