Pulling The Plow
August 14th, 2009
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hello
You: Im a 200 pund bearded hungarian woman, how much do you bench?
Stranger: um…..?
Stranger: your kidding right?
You: Could you lift me?
Stranger: no….
Stranger: unless i could use my legs
Stranger: then easily
You: I dont mind, as long as I feel like im flying
Stranger: um
Stranger: ………………………
Stranger: ok?
You: I like you alot, would you be my friend?
Stranger: um….?
Stranger: you morbidly interest me
Stranger: i have no idea if your kidding or not
You: Why would anyone kid about being a 200 pound hungarian woman, thats not funny!
Stranger: i beg to differ if your not that person
Stranger: most people would keep that infoto themselves upon first introductions
You: I have no reason not to sell myself the best my father teached me.
When I was young I was very good at pulling the plow, but now I have to sell myself by telling about my beard
When I was young I was very good at pulling the plow, but now I have to sell myself by telling about my beard
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: im a fifteen americanmale soo…. ya
You: You have never been infront of the plow?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: never lived in the country
Stranger: or been to a farm
You: You american scum have no idea what makes the world go around!
Ive been pulling the plow since the young age of 11, and I learned very early on the value of hard labour.
Ive been pulling the plow since the young age of 11, and I learned very early on the value of hard labour.
Stranger: oh no just cuz i have not worked field labor does not mean i have not worked hard
Stranger: i work day chopping wood in the forrest
Stranger: stacking that kinda stuff
You: First impression is everything, and you failed.
Im taking my beard somewhere else!
Im taking my beard somewhere else!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Blah from Denmark
(56 votes, score: 4.41)
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