Praise Be to Tulu
January 16th, 2010
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Stranger: Praise be to Tulu.
Stranger: Hello to you.
You: Tulu?
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Have you not received the great word of Tulu?
You: No.
Stranger: Mmm…..another one left in the darkness.
Stranger: Well I shall enlighten you.
You: Excellent!
Stranger: Tulu is the great hermaphrodite god/goddess who resides in the heavens.
Stranger: Every Tuesday Tulu rains down mana from the heavens.
Stranger: The vaginal secretions provide Tulu’s prophets and warriors with sustenance and an everlasting beacon of hope for the days to come.
Stranger: Praise be to Tulu.
You: I’ve heard some weird stuff…
You: But this is…
Stranger: Tulu is the hermaphrodite patron of death, love, Queen Latifah, and grilled cheese.
You: just…
You: wow…
Stranger: It must be praised in all its glory.
Stranger: We need a virgin sacrifice. Are you a virgin or know of any such creatures?
You: I am.
Stranger: We merely require them to extract their estrogen.
Stranger: Perfect.
You: Estrogen?
Stranger: Would you like to consider meeting?
You: I don’t think I have any of that…
Stranger: Indeed. Tulu’s power derives from the fuel of estrogen.
Stranger: Estrogen does not only reside in females, my good friend.
You: I see…
Stranger: We shall extract the small traces of estrogen in you and turn you into a man far greater than any other.
You: I am sorry, but I have to decline your meeting offer.
You: I must now leave.
Stranger: One that is freed from the inhibitions of femininity.
Stranger: Oh, please you are needed for the great ritual!
You: But here is a briefcase full of crazy.
You: I think you will enjoy it.
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Submitted by Peter from USA
(25 votes, score: 4.48)
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This is really fun, but girls have estrogen, not men! :P
hello, nice to meet you, i want to make friends. can you help me?
I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. TULU!
XD lmfao XD “Tulu is the hermaphrodite patron of death, love, Queen Latifah, and grilled cheese.” Best part :) hahaha :)
Guys do have a little estrogen.