Pokemon Battle
November 18th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: eek a spider
Stranger: Wild Snorlax appeared!
You: I choose you Goldeen
Stranger: Snorlax is asleep!
You: Goldeen uses splash
Stranger: Snorlax wakes up!
You: Goldeen uses slash
Stranger: Snorlax uses Seismic Toss!
You: Goldeen is paralyzed
Stranger: Snorlax uses sratch!
You: Goldeen come back
You: I choose you Staryu
Stranger: Snorlax is asleep!
You: Staryu uses swift attack
Stranger: It’s not very effective
Stranger: Snorlax is still alseep
You: Staryu uses swift attack
Stranger: Snorlax is confused.
Stranger: It attacks itself in it’s confusion
You: Staryu is depressed
You: It cuts itself in confusion
Stranger: Snorlax is enraged.
Stranger: It goes on a wild rampage,a nd misses Staryu
You: Staryu puts on eye makeup and black clothes in confusion
Stranger: Snorlax stares in confusion
You: Staryu has had enough of this world
Stranger: Snorlax falls on top of Staryu
Stranger: It is asleep
You: I choose you Pidgy
Stranger: Snorlax is severely injured
Stranger: It can’t move
You: Pidgy uses Peck
Stranger: Snorlax tries to dodge… but fails
You: Pidgy uses dust attack
Stranger: The attack misses
You: Pidgy uses gust
Stranger: Snorlax is asleep
You: Pidgy is annoyed
Stranger: Snorlax begins to stir from sleep
You: Pidgy insults Snorlax’s mother
Stranger: Snorlax awakens in rage,a nd tries to catch Pidgy
You: Pidgy tried to run but fails
Stranger: Snorlax bites Pidgy’s head of in anger
Stranger: off*
You: Staryu see’s this and realizes how messed up the world is
Stranger: Snorlax is walking in circles calling his mother
You: Staryu hangs itself
Stranger: Snorlax dies from his mother’s Seismic Toss
You: ……
Stranger: awesome
You: yes
Stranger: have a good day good sir
You: you as well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Nick from USA

(59 votes, score: 4.66)
lol