Pochemuchka
March 1st, 2011
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Stranger: Pochemuchka (Russian): a person who asks a lot of questions
Stranger: that is me. :P
You: you ask a lot of questions?
You: why?
Stranger: yeah. i do. because.
Stranger: its a combination of
Stranger: wanting to know mre
Stranger: and annoying the hell out of people~ ;)
You: since when is asking questions annoying?
Stranger: since forever, where have you been?
You: would you beleive me if I said the dark side of the moon?
Stranger: should i have a reason to doubt you?
You: Do you think I’m trustworthy?
Stranger: do i look like ive come to a decision already about your trustworthyness?
You: Do you think you’re a bit nieve?
Stranger: is my naiiveness of relavance in this conversation, which is supposed to be about YOU?
You: When was this conversation about me?
Stranger: why would it be about anything else?
Stranger: so whats your favourite colour?
You: Can I say Azure?
Stranger: did you spell it correctly?
You: Could you check for me?
Stranger: do i look like your secretary?
You: Do I look like I would care if you weren’t?
Stranger: speaking of how you look, ive been dying to ask…. whats that on your chin?
You: Don’t you get zits?
Stranger: what are those?!?!?! D:
You: Isn’t pus-filled skin delightful?
Stranger: :P since when did you get so good at answering questions with questions?
You: How long has Betty been gone?
Stranger: did you know Betty too?
You: Don’t you know I knew Betty first?
Stranger: Betty talks to other people than me???
Stranger: D:
You: Did you think you were her only friend?
Stranger: why does she need any other friends than me???
You: How come you think she belongs to just you!??
Stranger: do you know how long ive known her?
Stranger: also, why are we talking about such a depressing topic?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Ash from USA

(18 votes, score: 4.39)