Pizza Delivery Guy
August 27th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: The doorbell rings. “Pizza delivery!” calls a girl’s voice.
You: Some dude named Jerry gets up to answer the door. he opens it. “oh hey sweet my pizza I ordered, how much?”, he asked smoothly.
Stranger: “Seven dollars,” she answered, flicking her long, brown ponytail over her shoulder. The name tag pinned on her white blouse read ‘Amy’.
You: “well okay.. Amy.. let me just get that real quick.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 dollar bill. “Do you have change for a 10?”, he asked.
Stranger: “Umm… Yes!” She reached into her money purse and found three dollars.
You: “well wonderful.. have a good one and thanks!”, he said then closed the door in her face as hard as he could with all the force he could muster. He then walked over and sat hit pizza down on his coffee table and continued to watch shark week.
You: his*
Stranger: “Ow,” she muttered, rubbing her nose. “Loser.” She turned and walked away.
You: all of the sudden, a giant robot spider dolphin appeared over the hill opposite of Amy. “RAAAAWWWWRRR I EAT ONLY PEOPLE NAMED AMY!!!!”, it roared in Japanese.
Stranger: Amy casually removed her nametag.
You: the robot spider dolphin took a picture of amy and then sent it to its facebook page with the line “bout to eat me another amy doods”.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Shh from USA
(50 votes, score: 4.26)
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