Pickup Master
October 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: did you just fart? cause you blow me away
Stranger: wow worst pick up line ever
You: on the contrary best pick up line ever
You: if you were a booger i’d pink you first ;)
Stranger: how? lol
Stranger: those are horrible
You: how? HOW? i think it speaks for itself
You: i think you’re a brrom, cause you sweep me of my feet
You: there, much better
You: broom*
Stranger: well it speaks pure fucktardness… and not alot better
You: realy??? got anything better senor taco
You: a really hot girl walks into the bar, you approach her what do you say?
Stranger: nope but i know better when i hear it… and im a taco! sonce when!
Stranger: since*
You: you amuse me
You: HAHAHA
You: see?
Stranger: i see muhahaha mission accomplished
You: but you still haven’t answered my question
You: THE QUESTION
You: but yes, i applaud you
You: *claps
Stranger: thank ya.. but idk you tell me
You: “i like your pants” SLAP end of sory for me
You: your turn
Stranger: haha “your sunbraro is amazing” *retarded look and walks away* me sad
You: wow that’s just sad
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Melissa from Australia
(14 votes, score: 3.57)
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