Pick a Fight
June 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female 18 aus
You: aus as in austria or australia?
Stranger: australia
You: i see
You: it is all clear now
Stranger: were u from
You: oh, here and there
You: and everywhere
You: and no-where
You: o.O
Stranger: ok then wot country u from???????
You: is that really the important question here?
Stranger: ok then asl
You: how about ‘how may i help you’? or ‘are your socks on fire’?
Stranger: wtf are u alright in the head
You: is anyone alright in the head?
You: my head feels perfectly fine
Stranger: i see ur playing mind games well how this one grab ya fuck off
You: except for this one twitch that causes me to lose my temper…
You: grab ya fuck off?
You: i have never heard such a question before
Stranger: ur a fuckin retard and u should not be aloud near a computer and learn to read
You: you, my dear, should learn to spell
You: it may come in handy one day
Stranger: how long did it take you to think that one up genius????
You: not as long as it took you to think that reply
You: i didn’t need to wind my brain up before thinking
Stranger: so should we start this conversation again smart arse
You: but the question is, do YOU?
You: does anyone?
Stranger: GGRRRRHH wtf is wrong with u
You: nothing at all
You: i am simply engaging in polite conversation
Stranger: u should engage in throwing yourself off a cliff
You: i might try that one day
You: i mean, after talking to you for a considerable amount of time i couldn’t see how anyone wouldn’t want to
You: hurry up, i’m aging here
Stranger: i figured it out ur a nerd who has nothing better to do then sit a home and play little mind with people u dont and u get a kick out of it cuz u have no friends
You: oh really?
You: how presumptuous of you
Stranger: 48124861482475698/42685141865684265245858421
Stranger: 55185651
Stranger: 555259585
Stranger: 148232482
Stranger: 25421325
Stranger: 15542142258
You: ah, good one!
You: i love that joke
Stranger: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stranger: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Stranger: 0000000000000000000000000
Stranger: .000000000000000514545318465.
You: are you having a fit?
You: should i call an ambulance?!
Stranger: go and die in a hole u wont be missed c ya
You: :)
You: die in a hole?
You: but i don’t like holes
You: they’re all holey
Stranger: welll u could try my other idea and dive off a cliff
You: i’d prefer not to
You: any other suggestions?
You: really, how long does it take you to type a sentence?
Stranger: jump in front of a train maybe?? i dont know cut ur wrist or something
You: do you only have one finger?
Stranger: sorry i dont sit on the computer all day and practise typing all day like u
You: so then why are you on here all day then all day?
Stranger: i think u need to see a doctor
You: and i have enough brain cells to figure out a proper sentence and not repeat myself
You: i am a doctor
Stranger: get fucked
You: ooh, yes please
You: what, no witty reply?
Stranger: your a spastic that has too muck time on there hands
You: yes i do have too muck time on my hands
Stranger: hahahaha knew u would do that u sad cunt
You: well learn to spell properly and i wouldn’t have to resort to that
Stranger: correct me i made that mistake on purpose
You: by jove, i think there’s some life in her head after all!
Stranger: so get a life u sad fuck and get some friends to
You: you used the wrong ‘to’
You: do you have friends?
Stranger: c ya spastic
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Cat from England
(132 votes, score: 4.67)
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This was excellent.
Dude, that was epic! Power to you for destroying them with inteligence, wisdom, and logic. I should work on that.
awesome stuff… WITTYNESS PREVAILS…. chaviness, once again, loses lol
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: This person does not represent all Australians.
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: Megan speaks the truth.
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: Agreed
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD: Double Agreed!