Penius?
March 18th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so i hear miley cyrus is pregnant
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ya i can make u prego to
You: and i know just how this can happen
Stranger: i know
You: one time my boyfriend said he could make my period go away, i didn’t get it for 3 months
You: and then my mom took me to the clinic
Stranger: im sorry do u want to suck on my penies
You: pennies?
Stranger: ya
You: pennies are pocket change
You: i would much rather suck on a quarter
Stranger: i mean penius
You: peni us?
Stranger: ya
You: penny U.S.?
You: thats just a penny
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: if you mean penis then no
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Nina from USA
(51 votes, score: 4.06)
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lol tht was so funnY! “i would much rather suck on a quarter ” lol