Pansy
December 25th, 2010
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Stranger: You’re a pansy
You: i like pansies, they are a beautiful flower
Stranger: Good
Stranger: Because you’ll live as one forever!
You: then it shall be a good life
You: short
You: but good
You: and i shall have thousands of children spread through the meadow by bees
Stranger: HUNDREDS OF BEES
You: THOUSANDS OF BEES
Stranger: Thousands of children?
Stranger: You sound like quite a slutty flower.
You: well, any bee can crawl on my face and rub themselves in my pollen
Stranger: Oooo Kinky
Stranger: Them getting all up in your dirty parts
You: oh yeah
Stranger: HARDER
You: then other pansies pollen can rub off on me
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
You: no?
You: you don’t like my hermaphroditic properties?
Stranger: No!
Stranger: I loathe them :(
You: but
You: i can give and bear children
Stranger: I envy you.
You: i am the ultimate life form
You: you wish you were a pansy like me don’t you
You: DON’T YOU
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: except..
Stranger: You can’t be the ultimate life form!
Stranger: You can’t even grow a rockin’ stache.
You: CURSES
You: FOILD BY MY STACHLESSNESS
Stranger: Maybe one day pansies will evolve to grow moustaches.
Stranger: mustaches*
You: Mustaches of Pollen
You: …
You: actually no
Stranger: D:?
You: that’s just weird
Stranger: Aw.
You: the pollen part
Stranger: Goodbye forever, Stranger.
You: farewell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Dan from Canada
(34 votes, score: 4.65)
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