The not so Enduring Man

January 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: HORNY FEMALE HERE! no cam no pic only a quick sexchat
You: ahh.
You: okay why not.
Stranger: i justo broke with my bf and i feel lonely
You: oh. it feels so good. oops i came. quick enough?
Stranger: no
You: okay.
Stranger: not that quick…
You: oh. oh. it feels good. oops i came. how about that?
You: well if you want longer than you start.
Stranger: im waiting for you in the shower…
You: okay. im in the shower.
Stranger: how many inches is it?
You: 8.
Stranger: fair enough
You: whats your cupsize?
Stranger: 32 C
You: coolness.
Stranger: i went into my knees and grabbed you cock
You: oops i came. how was that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jason from USA

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Conversations With God

January 8th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi there, you’re through to God. Please address any problems, questions or worries to me.
You: oh jesus, finally
You: well, first of all, what is it that you have against me, man ?
Stranger: I have nothing against man. But it does worry me to see that man has a desire to be against itself.
You: :\
You: not the answer i was looking for there, God
You: what do you mean exactly?
Stranger: I am sorry. I merely created man as a project. A hobby if you will. Yet since the dawn of time, man has had this urge, the desire to do harm to it’s own existence.
Stranger: I created free will. You choose how to use it.
You: well, i want to free will myself into a million dollars, or into a room of horny luscious bisexual swedish models that don’t speak english very well
You: how about that?
Stranger: Then do it. Whats stopping you?
You: well, first of all, i don’t know of a room that contains either a million dollars worth of money or the luscios swedish models i was talking about
You: i don;t really think such rooms exist
You: i was kinda hoping you might help be out with that
You: seeing that you’re all powerfull and all
You: and you’ve been known to perform miracles and stuff
You: so, how about it?
Stranger: Ha, it is humans that have decided I am all powerful. Humans have written many things claiming miracles I have performed. Yet they are so blinded by an alternate reason, they failed to see that these miracles were not miracles at all. Just part of a world they cannot understand.
Stranger: I am merely a creator. The dog can outgrow the owner you know. I have little power over the world I created.
You: well, that’s pretty lame man
Stranger: Oh I agree.
You: why am I talking to you then if you can’t help in any significant way?
Stranger: Talking can help anybody. It is an amazing thing man has created.
Stranger: I did not say I could help. But I can listen
You: Yeah i do that too sometimes, on this thing called Omegle
You: if you have little power or influence over your creation, why are you God?
You: why should i worship you and respect you as my god?
Stranger: A man has little power of which way a plant or flower will grow. It is random and will grow according to nature. Yet man will still call himself a the gardener.
Stranger: You do not have to worship anything. I all ask is that you try to enjoy your life. That is the gift, take it and use it.
Stranger: You will die 3rd January 2043 at 10.22am. You will find happiness and love, but it will be taken from you. Oh and when it happens. Try to give up the smoking.
Stranger: Live strong my child.
You: :)
You: i don’t smoke, God
Stranger: Not yet you don’t.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Adi from Romania

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Dave from The Car Company

January 5th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: *ring ring*
Stranger: hello hello
You: Yes, this is Dave from the car company
Stranger: this is jimmy
You: Hi, Jimmy. I’m calling about a complaint from your neighbors
You: It seems you crashed a bus into their living room last wednesday.
Stranger: ha ha ha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Henry from New Zeeland

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The Pianist

January 5th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I am an exceptional concert pianist. Would you like a demonstration?
Stranger: sure
You: -cracks knuckles-
You: KLVFJAJKL;FLKJGLKSDXCDEF HJKL;BGDIEROHG7ET9HUWRGBSEG
You: GTYHGIORKL2YHLLLLLLOQRFTHEGBVGFRWDVSAFWREYHHNRB
You: FVJKEDHGBJHVETJRGBSFRSSSGBJLKJRGT4LTKUJHYG
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Hazel from Canada

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5 Questions

January 5th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ask me any 5 questions aside from gender or name(meaning i’m not a teenage nerd looking for cybersex, sorry) and i’ll respond to them honestly
You: hmm
You: have you ever wanted to kill yourself
Stranger: yes
You: was it because of your honors english class?
Stranger: no
You: can i have something to eat?
You: if i repeat the question will it count as another question?
You: did that just count as a question?
You: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ryan Hall from USA

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