You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi there, you’re through to God. Please address any problems, questions or worries to me.
You: well, first of all, what is it that you have against me, man ?
Stranger: I have nothing against man. But it does worry me to see that man has a desire to be against itself.
You: not the answer i was looking for there, God
You: what do you mean exactly?
Stranger: I am sorry. I merely created man as a project. A hobby if you will. Yet since the dawn of time, man has had this urge, the desire to do harm to it’s own existence.
Stranger: I created free will. You choose how to use it.
You: well, i want to free will myself into a million dollars, or into a room of horny luscious bisexual swedish models that don’t speak english very well
Stranger: Then do it. Whats stopping you?
You: well, first of all, i don’t know of a room that contains either a million dollars worth of money or the luscios swedish models i was talking about
You: i don;t really think such rooms exist
You: i was kinda hoping you might help be out with that
You: seeing that you’re all powerfull and all
You: and you’ve been known to perform miracles and stuff
Stranger: Ha, it is humans that have decided I am all powerful. Humans have written many things claiming miracles I have performed. Yet they are so blinded by an alternate reason, they failed to see that these miracles were not miracles at all. Just part of a world they cannot understand.
Stranger: I am merely a creator. The dog can outgrow the owner you know. I have little power over the world I created.
You: well, that’s pretty lame man
You: why am I talking to you then if you can’t help in any significant way?
Stranger: Talking can help anybody. It is an amazing thing man has created.
Stranger: I did not say I could help. But I can listen
You: Yeah i do that too sometimes, on this thing called Omegle
You: if you have little power or influence over your creation, why are you God?
You: why should i worship you and respect you as my god?
Stranger: A man has little power of which way a plant or flower will grow. It is random and will grow according to nature. Yet man will still call himself a the gardener.
Stranger: You do not have to worship anything. I all ask is that you try to enjoy your life. That is the gift, take it and use it.
Stranger: You will die 3rd January 2043 at 10.22am. You will find happiness and love, but it will be taken from you. Oh and when it happens. Try to give up the smoking.
Stranger: Live strong my child.
Stranger: Not yet you don’t.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.