It Rubs The Milk on It’s Skin or Else It Get’s The Hose Again

February 28th, 2010
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 12-6 cloud
You: huh?
Stranger: 12-6 cloud?
Stranger: Yes or no?
You: Yes!
You: Absolutely!
Stranger: NO!
You: YES!
Stranger: You lost! :(
You: FUCK
You: What the shit do I do now?
Stranger: >:D
You: TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO MAN
You: IM FREAKING OUT
Stranger: GET IN THE FRIDGE IMMEDIATELY!
You: WHY
You: WHY MAN
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHY DAMMIT
You: COME ON
You: OKAY OKAY
You: FUCK
You: IM IN THE FRIDGE
You: WHAT NOW
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: CLOSE
Stranger: THE
Stranger: DOOR
You: I ALREADY FUCKING DID
Stranger: O RLY?
You: YA RLY
Stranger: GRAB THE NEARESET CARTON OF MILK AND RUB YOUR FACE WITH IT
You: OKAY OKAY
You: DO I POUR SOME OF IT IN MY FACE TOO
Stranger: NO
You: IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
You: OKAY
You: JUST RUBBING
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: KEEP ON RUBBING
Stranger: RUB FASTER ASSHOLE!
You: IM RUBBING
You: JESUS CHRIST
You: WHAT DOES THIS DO
Stranger: DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT WITH ME
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES!
You: JESUS CHRIST OKAY FUCK IM RUBBING
Stranger: STOP!
You: WHAT
Stranger: GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND ON THE FLOOR
You: OKAY OKAY
You: FUCK
You: ON THE FLOOR
You: *thump*
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE MILK STILL?
You: NO
You: I LEFT IT IN THE FRIDGE MAN
Stranger: GET IT DAMMIT!
You: FUCK FUCK OKAY IM GETTING IT
You: JESUS
You: OKAY I GOT THE MILK
Stranger: FASTER BITCH
Stranger: POUR IT ON THE FLOOR
You: WHAT
You: NEVERMIND
You: IM POURING
You: FUCK
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST POUR MILK ON THE FLOOR FOR?!
Stranger: GO FIND A CAT
You: A CAT
Stranger: A
Stranger: CAT
You: A FUCKING CAT
You: OKAY
You: FUCK
You: I GOT MY CAT
Stranger: SMEAR IT IN THE MILK
You: WHAT
Stranger: I SAID SMEAR IT~!
You: IT WILL NOT LIKE THAT
You: FUCK OKAY
You: SMEARING MY CAT IN MILK
You: JESUS FUCK SHIT
Stranger: STOP SMEARING
You: STOPPED SMEARING
Stranger: TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE NEAREST MARKET
You: BUT I DONT HAVE MY CAR
Stranger: TAKE THE NEIGHBOR’S
You: FUCK
You: OKAY
Stranger: FUCK
You: WHAT
Stranger: YOU’RE RUNNING OUT F TIME
You: HOLY SHIT
You: OKAY
You: TAKING NEIGHBOURS CAR, GOT MY MILK SMEARED CAT
You: DRIVING TO THE MARKET
You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY GOD DAMN IT YOU FESTERING CUNT
You: IM HAULING ASS
Stranger: HURRY THE ASS UP!
You: ALMOST THERE
You: FUCK
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: I JUST RAN OVER THAT FUCKING KID
You: JESUS FUCK
Stranger: YOU’RE LOSING TIME
You: NEARLY THERE
You: THERE!
You: NOW WHAT
You: COME ON
Stranger: CLIMB ON THE ROOF
You: WITH THE CAT?!
Stranger: YES
You: WTF I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS
You: FUCK
You: OKAYU
You: CLIMBING
You: JESUS
You: SHIT
Stranger: HOLY FUCK CLIMP
Stranger: *CLIMB
You: NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Stranger: HOLD YOUR CAT UP IN THE AIR AND WAIT FOR IT TO RAIN
You: WHAT
You: BUT
You: IT COULD TAKE HOURS
Stranger: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
You: SHIT
You: OKAY
You: FUCK OKAY
You: HOLDING UP MY CAT
Stranger: IS IT RAINING YET
You: STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK
You: NO
You: NOT YET
Stranger: FUCKBALLS
You: FUCK
You: WAIT
You: I FELT A DROP
Stranger: WAIT TILL IT RAINS
You: ANOTHER ONE
You: WHAT
You: IT FUCKING RAINS
You: BUT I DIN’T EVEN-
Stranger: GET OFF THE ROOF
You: OKAY
You: GETTING OFF THE ROOF
You: DOWN
You: NOW WHAT
You: FUCKING HELL MAN HURRY THE SHITBALLS UP
Stranger: STOP WAISTING TIME
Stranger: SHIT
You: IM WAITING FOR YOU
You: WHAT THE SHIT DO I DO NOW
Stranger: GO IN THE STORE AND LAY DOWN
Stranger: GET IN THERE QUICK
You: OKAY
You: FUCK
You: GETTING IN THERE
You: LAYING DOWN
You: NOW WHAT
You: FUCK
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: GET OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR
You: WHAT
Stranger: GET UP
You: BUT YOU SAID-
You: OKAY FUCK
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUTSIDE
You: WHY DID I EVEN GO INSIDE MAN
Stranger: RUN SHITFUCK
You: IM RUNNING
Stranger: JUMP
Stranger: IN
Stranger: THE
Stranger: MANHOLE
You: WHAT
Stranger: JUMP IN THE MANHOLE
You: FUCK
You: WHATS A MANHOLE
Stranger: THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
You: OKAY FUCK
You: *splash*
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: RUN TROUGH THE LEFT TUNNEL
Stranger: *THROUGH
Stranger: DAMN IT
You: RUNNING
You: FUCK
Stranger: HURRY
You: INTERSECTION
You: WHERE DO I GO
Stranger: FORWARD
You: THERE IS NO FORWARD
Stranger: SHIT
You: WHAT
You: SHIT WHAT
Stranger: RUN BACKWARD
You: FUCK OKAY
Stranger: MOTHERBITCH YOUR GOING TOO SLOW
You: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
You: FUCK
You: OW BITCH
You: I HIT MY HEAD
Stranger: I DON’T GIVE A WET FUCK
Stranger: HEAD RIGHT
You: RIGHT
You: OKAY
You: FUCK
You: HOLY SHIT
You: WHERE
You: DO
You: I
You: GO
Stranger: GET YOUR ASSBALLS UP THE LADDER ON THE WALL
You: GOING UP
You: FUCK
Stranger: DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR CAT
You: YES
Stranger: ARE YOU UP THE FUCKING LADDER
You: FUCK YES
Stranger: GET YOUR ASS IN THE CHINESE RESTURANT
You: BUT ITS CLOSED
You: ITS A FUCKING SUNDAY
Stranger: BREAK A WINDOW
You: IM GONNA HAVE TO BREAK A WINDOW
You: FUCK
You: OKAY
You: *smash*
You: IM IN
You: WHAT NOW FUCK HURRY UP MAN
Stranger: GO THROUGH THE RED DOOR
You: RED DOOR RIGHT
You: JESUS
Stranger: GO IN THE BASEMENT
You: FUCKING BASEMENT
You: OKAY
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE CHOPSTICKS
You: WHAT CHOPSTICKS
Stranger: SHITBALLS
You: FUCK
You: I SAW SOME ON THE DESK UPSTAIRS
You: ILL GO GET THEM
You: FUCK
Stranger: FASTER
You: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
You: GOT THEM’
You: FUCKING CHOPSTICKS
You: IN THE BASEMENT
Stranger: BACK IN THE BASEMENT
You: TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Stranger: STICK THEM THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
You: BUT ITS MADE OF CONCRETE
You: FUCK
Stranger: DAMN
You: STABBING THE WALL
You: NOW WHAT
Stranger: OPEN THE WALL
You: WITH THE CHOPSTICKS?
Stranger: NO WITH YOUR FACE YES THE CHOPSTICKS
You: OKAY JESUS FUCK
You: OPENING THE WALL
You: THERE’S A FUCKING AMUSEMENT PARK
You: WHAT THE SHIT
You: INSIDE THE WALL
You: BUT I DIDN’T EVEN-
You: FUCK
You: WHERE DO I GO MAN
Stranger: SHUT UP AND RUN
You: JESUS
You: RUNNING
You: FUCK
You: WHERE TO
Stranger: THE MERRY GO ROUND
You: WHERE TO GOD DAMN IT YOU INBRED FUCK
You: FUCKIN HELL
You: OKAY
Stranger: GET YOUR SHIT ON THAT CARACELL
You: IM ON IT
You: IM FUCKING ON IT JEWBALLS
You: FUCK
Stranger: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE CHOPSTICKS ASSHIT
You: YES
You: FUCK
Stranger: STICK THEM IN THE RED HORSE’S EYES
You: THERE IS NO RED HORSE
You: FUCK
You: YES THERE IS
You: I SEE IT
You: STABBING IT IN THE EYE
You: FUCK
Stranger: KEEP STABBING
You: JESUS CHRIST OKAY
You: WHY THE FUCK AM I STABBING A FAKE HORSE
You: IN THE EYES
Stranger: FUCK
You: WITH CHOPSTICKS
Stranger: YOU ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES
You: JESUS SHIT HURRY THE FUCK UP
You: WHAT DO I DO
Stranger: GET ON THE HORSE
You: OKAY FUCK IM ON IT
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
You: WHAT
Stranger: .
Stranger: IS IT ALIVE YET
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
You: NO
You: ITS A FUCKING FAKE HOR-
You: WAIT A LITTLE
You: FUCK
You: IT’S TEARING FROM THE FUCKING CARUCELL
You: JESUS SHIT WHAT THE HELL
You: FUCK FUCK FUCK
You: ITS ALIVE
Stranger: RIDE THAT ASSFUCK INTO THE ROLLER COASTER
You: OKAY
You: FUCK
Stranger: THIRTY SECONDS JEWBALLS
You: SHIIIIITFUCK
You: IM ON THE ROLLER COASTER
You: I DONT WANNA DIE
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: JUMP OFF
You: WHAT
You: BUT ITS GOING AT LEAST 140 MPH
Stranger: JUMP OFF THE ROLLER COASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU ONLY HAVE TEN SECONDS
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: FUCKING FUCK
You: I BROKE MY FUCKING LEG
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Stranger: 5 SECONDS
Stranger: DIG A HOLE
You: WHAT
You: OKAY
You: DIGGING
You: FUCK
You: FUKC
You: FUCK
You: JESUS FUCK
Stranger: ARE YOU IN YOUR FRIDGE?
You: WHAT?
Stranger: ARE YOU IN YOUR FRIDGE ?
Stranger: SHIT
You: FUCK
You: YES
You: YES I AM
You: WHAT THE SHIT
You: AND MY LEG IS OKAY
You: IS IT OVER
You: IS IT FUCKING OVER GOD DAMN IT TELL ME
Stranger: YES
Stranger: FUCK…
You: … I really don’t know what just happened… but.. but.. I think.. I think I need to cry a little.
Stranger: Free at last…
Stranger: You did it… you won the game…
You: I WON THE FUCKING GAME?
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: WON
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GAME
You: *dies from overexcitement*
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: It’s all over, finally.
Stranger: 12 – 6 cloud?
You: … no.
Stranger: WHAT THE FU-
Stranger: MY ROOF IS GONE
You: Man
You: calm down
You: breathe with me
Stranger: What do I do?!
You: inhaaaaale
You: exhaaaaaale
You: breathe
You: one more time
You: ready?
Stranger: *inhaaale*
You: inhaaaale
You: exhaaaaaale
Stranger: *inhaaaale*
Stranger: *exhaaaaaale*
You: that feels better doesn’t it?
Stranger: Yes….
Stranger: But you answered the question wrong again!!!!
You: Well sir, of that I’m sorry.
Stranger: Do you know what that means…
You: But I must thank you for being a part of the most random conversation I have ever been a part of.
You: It was truly an interesting, joyful, but slightly disturbing experience.
Stranger: I must thank you for saving the ca-… what did ever happen to your cat?
You: God fucking knows, man.
You: God fucking knows.
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA *CSI Miami tune*
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Mathias from Norway

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The Milkman Conspiracy

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: Who are you?
Stranger: i’m Korean
You: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!
You: My employer has commissioned me to deliver this milk, to whitewash what went on here. I cannot rest until I have made my final delivery.
You: Do you like milk?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: coffee milk
You: Do you work in the sewers?
Stranger: i like coffee milk
Stranger: yes
You: Good
You: Gross! That is a terrible job! I would never let you date my daughter.
Stranger: ……..!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: T^T
Stranger: Is mean
You: I am the Milkman.
You: My milk is delicious.
You have disconnected.

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Can It Be Hugs Time Now Please?

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 male
You: Can it be hugz time now pleez?
Stranger: 17 male
Stranger: u?
You: *hugs*
Stranger: bye
You: :(
You: dont like hugs?
Stranger: hug?
You: you dont even know what it is
You: raised in a cold home
You: *HUGGS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE*
You: *hugging stranger*
Stranger: uhh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Talk Dirty to Me

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i wanna talk dirty
Stranger: anybody there
You: mud
You: dirt
You: worms
You: lice
You: scabs
You: herpes
Stranger: i am 18 m from us
Stranger: and having an 18 inch dick
You: lies
Stranger: r u an m or f
You: f
Stranger: from???
Stranger: so wanna talk dirty
You: I thought we were…
You: grass stains
You: blood
Stranger: okies
You: mucus
Stranger: r u an virgin
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: yes
You: I knew it!
Stranger: want to et some boobs
Stranger: give me milk
You: I want YOU to take an English class.
You: Sorry, You can’t do that unless you’re lactating.
You: Only happens after you’ve had a baby.
You: Maybe you should take a Science class as well
Stranger: u have milk beech
You: I’m lactose intolerant.
Stranger: okok
Stranger: give me ur email id
You: Why in the universe would I do that?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Teeee from USA

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Taste The Rainbow

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: I WANT A PNY
Stranger: PONY*
You: me tooooo
Stranger: a pink one.
You: id like a green one
Stranger: With sparkles
You: duh it makes the pony look even more fabulous than before!
Stranger: I know! I would only feed my pony rainbows, so it could poop skittles
You: thats the best idea ive ever heard
You: i would so buy some of those skittles
Stranger: I would sell you some. Taste the rainbow.
You: we should market this
Stranger: yes, we should.
Stranger: we start at .50 cents a pop, and work our way to the top in china, and then we can cover the middle east and soon enough we can make it in the state
Stranger: s
You: yes!!!!! sounds like we got it in the bag
You: now all we have to do is find some edible rainbows
You: would funfetti cake work?
Stranger: I know some leppys down the road that can lend me some. Hows dat sound?
You: wtf is a leppy?
Stranger: leprechaun, duh?
You: oh ahahha yeah that may work
Stranger: obvs you don’t know the lingo. Im dropping you as a partner in this deal.
You: no way jose! im half part of the deal
Stranger: to bad, we’re done. I gots 17 kids to feed, and i need a partner that can talk the talk.
You: well i can take the plan myself and sell it off right now and get a patent and you will be done!
Stranger: Well den im callen me some bounty huners
You: oh shit they found me already!
Stranger: RUN FOREST RUN!
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Meg from USA

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Time Paradox

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: GOOD EVENING.
Stranger: Good Morning..
You: Are you in the future?
You: Asia is in the future.
Stranger: No i’m the past
You: Ah, where in the past?
Stranger: I can’t aswer that, it may cause a paradox.
You: Oh dear.
You: We wouldn’t want that happening
You: …or would we?
Stranger: No. we woudn;t
Stranger: No.
Stranger: What’s your social security number?
You: 7
Stranger: Cool, mines 11
You: Nice.
Stranger: Do you touch yourself at night?
You: :[ I miss talking about time paradoxes.
You have disconnected.

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Spreading The Love

February 28th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: go fuck yourself
You: okay :D
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The Peoples Republic vs. The Land of The Free

February 22nd, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: m chinese
Stranger: What?
You: im male
You: chiense
You: wat up
Stranger: You’re Chinese? As in, from China?
You: no
You: im chinese
You: but im from canada
You: haha
Stranger: Well that’s good then.
Stranger: You’re not a fucking commie, are you?
You: uh
You: no?
You: haha
You: canadian
You: for 11 years
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: Can’t trust people these days.
You: LOL
You: for being a commie?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Especially the god damned Chinese.
You: isn’t that big to paranoid
Stranger: WELL USUALLY.
Stranger: I trust the average citizen.
You: hey ur talking to one rite here
You: wtf man
Stranger: But the Chinese? You can’t trust them.
You: LMAO
Stranger: Bunch of godless commies.
You: no
You: they’re not
You: we hate communism
You: no one likes it
You: it suks balls
Stranger: And how do I know you’re just not a communist spreading misinformation?
Stranger: One day, you’ll be getting in our good books.
Stranger: THEN BA<.
Stranger: NUKES OUT THE ASS.
Stranger: SHOULDN’T HAVE TRUST THE FUCKING CHINESE.
You: LMAO
You: wat u did?
Stranger: God no.
Stranger: Not on your life, soldier.
You: so u dun trust me huh
You: where u from
Stranger: I don’t trust nobody who can’t open their eyes all the way
You: LMAOO
Stranger: FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SON.
Stranger: GOD’S COUNTRY.
You: damm son that is racist
You: HOLY SHIT
You: THIS IS HILARIOUS
You: i’m saving this
You: u fuking american
You: wow
You: u just make ur hole race
You: look like shit
Stranger: American isn’t a race, you pinko bastard.
Stranger: It’s a god damn set of ideals.
Stranger: Freedom.
Stranger: Peace.
You: yea rite
You: bankers
Stranger: Democracy.
You: corruption
Stranger: Godless fucking commie like you wouldn’t know that.
You: lobbyists
You: exploitation
You: racism
You: thats wat u guys are
Stranger: Yoy’re probably trying to bring down the very fucking foundation of capitlism right now.
You: lmao
You: ur capitalism is fuked up
You: theres gonna be martial law soon in USA
Stranger: I bet you report to your contact in Bei fucking Jing, don’t you?
You: cause of ppl like you
Stranger: There already is martial law in China, son.
You: hehe nope
Stranger: That’s what happens when you give into Communism.
You: we’re communist
You: sure but americas just fuked up
You: we’re have better living
You: u guys got so much problems shoved up ur ass
You: u dun even no hwere to start
You: the economy?
You: the poverty?
Stranger: Those are all lies.
You: u guys ar egoing down under
You: chinas already the worlds producer
You: u guys got nothing on us
You: 1.2 billion and growing biatch
Stranger: China doesn’t produce shit expect propaganda and fear.
You: hehe
Stranger: The whole place is eating itself inside out.
You: thats wat USA is
You: we produce everything
You: its over u not aht
Stranger: You fool.
Stranger: You cannot defeat the US of A.
You: hehhehe
Stranger: Do you know why?
Stranger: We’re protected by God.
You: LMAOO
You: oh shit now that is funny
You: seriously
You: u just made my day
You: saying that
You: u think god will protect ur corrupt country
Stranger: I’d wipe that smile off your face you fucking rice ball.
You: LMAOO
You: typical american
You: thats nice
Stranger: And you’re damned right.
Stranger: Unlike fucking pansy ass fruity Canada we don’t deal with you fucking commies.
You: u dun stand a chance against china
You: we already hav bigger army
You: we wage war u guys are dead
Stranger: Oh please.
Stranger: Because you conscript 12 year-olds to make up numbers doesn’t mean shit.
You: lmaoo
Stranger: Has China ever won a war?
You: USA is the king of conscription boy
You: USA came in last in WW2
You: and got ur asses wiped by japan
Stranger: Yeah, but when USA conscripts, we conscript healthy young men.
You: u guy didn’t even join the war
You: until it was almost over
You: even canadians were earlier than u lazy asses
Stranger: Son, that’s because America doesn’t get involved in a conflict unless it’s necessary.
Stranger: And when we do? We mop the fucking floor.
You: bull shit
You: u guys are pussies
Stranger: How about I light your house up like Hiroshima, boy.
You: thast why
Stranger: You remember that, you fucking Gook?
You: yea nukes
You: sure solve everything liek that huh
Stranger: You probably don’t. You’re probably just a god damned kid.
You: typical american trash
Stranger: It won the fucking war is what.
You: yea u heartless bastards
You: anyone can win with a nuke
Stranger: Would you want to be living under Nazis?
You: thats easy
You: we killed the nazis already
Stranger: Oh, you probably would.
You: u bombed japan
You: doesn’t even matter
You: wat u think u helped save the hoel world?
You: it was just japan
Stranger: Kid.
Stranger: do you know ANYTHING.
Stranger: And I fucking mean ANYTHING
Stranger: About military history?
You: haha ur just tweaking it
You: so it makes it seem like
You: americans did anything
You: it was the british
You: the canadians
You: UK
You: americans came in last
You: just to get all the fame and glory
You: typical americans
Stranger: The only thing those limey bastards did was get shelled by the fucking krauts and cry for the Red White and Blue to save them.
Stranger: And we fucking did.
Stranger: Because that’s what Americans do.
Stranger: Save people.
You: hehehe
You: right save people
Stranger: The ones worth saving.
You: yea
You: tahts just sick
You: right there
You: u guy sthink ur so good
You: picking the ppl u save
Stranger: That’s because we are.
You: they’re all lives
You: u guys got nothin
You: ur economy is crumbling
You: china is still strong as fuck
You: we cut off our supply u guys are DONE
Stranger: you’d have to be retarded to believe that.
Stranger: I bet you fucking are.
Stranger: ARE YOU RETARDED?
You: yea sure
You: say that
You: just shows
You: u got nothing
Stranger: BEsides. What does China produce?
Stranger: Slave labour.
Stranger: Really now.
You: every fuking thing
Stranger: In ten years time, anything done in China can be replaced with robots.
You: we make everything
You: u just in denial
Stranger: Everything?
Stranger: Boy.
Stranger: To you rice might be ‘everything’
You: yea in ten years time USA will be down under xcause of the economical plans OBAMA has created
Stranger: But do Chinese make freedom?
Stranger: Do they manufacture hope?
You: we dun need to manufacture it
Stranger: Do they censor themselves up a fucking constitution?
You: unlike americans
Stranger: No they don’t.
You: with fake ideals
You: and false hope
You: false propoganda
Stranger: Because they’re fucking commies.
You: FOX news
You: CNN
You: all propaganda
Stranger: DON’T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT CNN BOY.
You: hehhehe
Stranger: You wanna know what propaganda is?
Stranger: Its the shit spewing out of your mouth right now.
You: this is ironica
Stranger: Whatever Chairman fucking Mao told you.
You: cause ur the one hos so dedicated
You: to those false ideals
You: false hopes
Stranger: You think you’re smart with your liberal rhetoric bullshit.
You: false dreams
You: LOLL
You: wow really
Stranger: You keep repeating the same shit.
Stranger: Like a fucking robot
You: ur the one talkign big shit
You: talkign bout hope
You: communism
Stranger: Like a fucking Chinese.
You: just keep on repeatin
You: communism
Stranger: I need to go piss.
You: LOLL
You: yea
You: ull be crawling on ur knees begging for the chinese to save ur country
You: when the economy goes down
You have disconnected.

Submitted by SS from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Beef Tongue

February 22nd, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what do u like better
You: cats or dogs
Stranger: hedgehogs, actually
You: hmm why
Stranger: but cats and dogs are both nice. dogs give more affection but cats are lower maintenance
Stranger: you?
Stranger: hedgehogs are cute
Stranger: and small
You: in my country we eat hedgehogs for breakfast
Stranger: australia? new zealand?
You: their meat is very tendue
You: tendure
Stranger: well, see that’s another use for a hedgehog
Stranger: i know other countries that eat dogs and cats
Stranger: i guess anything is game
You: have u tried human meat
Stranger: no, that would be a bit weird
Stranger: to be able to talk to your meal
You: i once bit my lip, thats the closest ive had to eating human meat
Stranger: lol
Stranger: tasty
You: a bit bloody
You: but thats how i like em
Stranger: i hate biting my tongue
Stranger: i’d rather bite my lip than my tongue
You: have u had pig tongue?
Stranger: mmm, no. beef tongue yeah. in soup or something
Stranger: you?
You: i had tongue before
You: it was in paris
Stranger: wow, how was it cooked?
You: i believe they call it french kiss, and its served alive
Stranger: alive? or raw?
You: alive
You: still attached
You: she was inexperienced though
Stranger: whaaaat
You: i thought we’re talking about tongues
Stranger: to eat a live tongue?
Stranger: just dine on an animal while it’s stretched in front of you?
You: who said eat, i said i had tongues
You: didnt east them
You: eat
Stranger: oh, we were talking about food
Stranger: thought we were still talking about food
Stranger: lol
You: arnt we?
Stranger: i’m confused.
You: beef tongues
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Phuey from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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ASL?

February 22nd, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hwy
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a/s/l
You: L A S
You: SAL
You: LSA
You: SLA
You: ASL
Stranger: …
You: right
You: not so fun is it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well let’s start over
Stranger: hi i’m Veronica
You: no, you burned that bridge..
You: bywe
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jani from Hungary

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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