Tiny Tazmanian Devils
March 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hiya
Stranger: ohai
You: wassup
Stranger: ntm
Stranger: pree bored
Stranger: and youh?
You: well, im chatting right naos
You: nao*
Stranger: sweeet
Stranger: so where you fraum?
You: holland, and you?
Stranger: australia
You: you like the boomerang?
Stranger: never used one
You: look outside your window
You: ok?
You: how many kangaroos do you see?
Stranger: 7
Stranger: but it is night so there could be more
You: why dont you go for a ride
You: hump in the bag infront of a kangaroo
Stranger: its called a pouch
Stranger: and they are sleeping
You: yeh
You: if they attack you can defeat them with a boomerang
You: lol
Stranger: are you stupid
You: lol look out, they kick
Stranger: if they attack theyll be too close for a boomberang
You: well jump in the pouch if they attack
You: look out tho
You: you might destroy their wallet
Stranger: …their wallet
Stranger: right
You: lol
You: so
You: how are you doing
Stranger: im good
You: watching “crocodile hunter”?
Stranger: nope, you?
You: well
You: nop
You: so do you like death metal music?
Stranger: nope, indie
Stranger: you?
You: i do like it
You: do you like opera?
Stranger: pfft no
You: good
You: lol
You: do you live in the outskirts australia?
Stranger: what are the outskirts
You: desert…
You: outside the city
You: where kangaroos live freely
You: tazmania
Stranger: thats more central australia
Stranger: outskirts would mean the edge of australa
Stranger: wich is the coast\
Stranger: so there arent really outskirts
You: …..
You: ok
Stranger: and no, i live in suburbia
You: i hope you dont run into a tasmanian devil
You: ok
Stranger: why? theyre tiny
You: they bite
You: and you can defeat them again with the boomerang
You: and throw a pokemon ball
You: “with that little irritating music” congratsulations you caught a tasmaNIAN devil
Stranger: bunnys bite, are you scared of them
You: you can now name the tasmanian devil
You: bunnys dont bite
You: bunnys get bited
You: they are tasty
You: ok gtg cya
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Undead from Greece


