You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, if you are my opposite sex and are 18 or older, I will show you myself naked on MSN?ASL?
You: maybe you are totally hot and this would be worthwile. Then I think to myself, perhaps he is so hideous that I will fucking die right here from the shock
You: do I want to risk my life?
Submitted by Rae from Mexico
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i really enjoyed this.
Stranger: that was an honour
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Submitted by Samantha from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: well, and I though the mommies where in our imagination…
You: wait just a second dear
You: im taking a dump on ur mum…
Stranger: ok, now wait you a second
Stranger: i am looking up in a dictionary that
Submitted by Eddie from Israel
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You: Never gonna give you up…
Stranger: i wanna shit in your mouth
Stranger: i have to shit so much
Stranger: im having cramps
Submitted by Henry from UK
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: you son of bitch
Stranger: where are you from?
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Submitted by Magi from Sweden
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny 18 year old sissy looking for older gay daddy type to verbally humilate and cyber, if this is not you just say no
Stranger: what would u do to me daddy?
You: i would make you dust the photos on the mantle
You: i haven’t dusted those for years
Stranger: id dust them sooo hard
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Submitted by Jeremy from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: if you dont stop the monkeys, the zombies will attack at midnight and make all the dogs grow hair all over themselves
Stranger: they still havent recovered from last time!
You: i say we throw bricks at them!
Stranger: can they be bricks of black tar heroin?
You: yeah sure, wrapped in banana’s
Stranger: covered in peanut butter
You: soaked in shark sperm
Stranger: surrounded by bull penis
You: bull’s fed with octupus testicles
Stranger: covered in chocolate sauce
You: and roasted in a chinese ma’s blood
Stranger: theres no other way
You: i know, they just taste crap i you use a korean man’s blood
Stranger: go have a cup of tea u english faggot
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Submitted by Ewan from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I’m not saying hi first.
You: Rock paper scissors for it?
Stranger: We could just meet at an undisclosed location at dawn, armed with swords.
Stranger: Loser has to say hi first.
You: Alright I live in cheshire. Meet me by the Laughingham Castle at the strike of 6
Stranger: I live on The Citadel. Do you have any idea how many Mass Relays you have to go through to get from the Serpent Nebula to the Local Cluster? Fuck that shit.
You: Alright. I guess I will just say it then to save you the trouble.
Stranger: VICTORY IS MINE.
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Submitted by Grant from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Maybe ;) what in it for me?
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Submitted by Grant from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU ARE CORRECT!
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Submitted by David from Canada
(66 votes, score: 4.61)
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