ASL?

February 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hwy
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a/s/l
You: L A S
You: SAL
You: LSA
You: SLA
You: ASL
Stranger:
You: right
You: not so fun is it
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well let’s start over
Stranger: hi i’m Veronica
You: no, you burned that bridge..
You: bywe
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Jani from Hungary

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Balls

February 19th, 2010
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You: hyi
Stranger: hi
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Chris you
You: Balls
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Uven from Sweden

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Turkey

February 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: turkish?
You: no
Stranger: what than?
You: I have been to Turkey though
Stranger: ok
You: Well im not Turkish
You: are you?
Stranger: yes
You: salam
Stranger: :P
Stranger: where you from?
You: Turkey
Stranger: you said no and now you are turkish?
You: yes
You: doesnt make any sense does it?
Stranger: no
You: I also suspect that you are not turkish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Salam from Spain

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In Soviet Russia…

February 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: Russia
You: ah
Stranger: and you?
You: Sweden
You: In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!
Stranger: M&f?
You: In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!
Stranger: Russia is not a Soviet many years
Stranger: Are you here?
You: In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you. In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you.
You: I am
Stranger: Chuck Norris is very old
You: In Matrix, you bend spoon. In Soviet Russia, spoon bends you!
Stranger: You don’t love a Soviet Russia?
You: I love Soviet
You: Russia
You: What’s meant by an exchange opinions in the Communist party of the Soviet Union?

It’s when I come to a party meeting with my own opinion, and I leave with the party’s.

Stranger: well. But I don’t love.
You: why not?
You: What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual?

The bus and train timetables.

Stranger: Soviet Russia has not a freedom.
You: A judge walks out of his chambers laughing his head off. A colleague approaches him and asks why he is laughing. “I just heard the funniest joke in the world!” “Well, go ahead, tell me!” says the other judge. “I can’t – I just gave a guy ten years for it!”
Stranger: That’s you said, as you lived in Soviet Russia
You: yes
You: An American boasts,
- Our president Hoover stopped people from drinking!
- That’s a cheap trick, – says a Russian, – Our leader Stalin stopped people from eating!
You: got any good inside Russian jokes on tap?
You: something not about vodka or fur hats
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ola from Sweden

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Keyboard Contamination

February 19th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: I fucking hate everybody here
Stranger: I hate the horny bastards.
Stranger: Like. Get some fucking porn, it’s not that hard.
You: I dont even know how you can get off to cyber sex
You: It’s not very hot
Stranger: Ikr.
You: and there is a great probability that the keyboard will be contaminated from all the switching between penis and writing
Stranger: Ew, I never thought about that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Helena from Greece

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Gay

February 19th, 2010
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: n
You: o
You: p
You: q
You: r
You: s
You: t
You: u
You: v
You: w
You: x
You: y
You: z
You: hi
Stranger: hi :D
Stranger: m as in male
Stranger: lol
You: what are you, gay?
Stranger: no wy?
You: cuz you used an emoticon
Stranger: …adn?
You: and its gay
You: its ok
Stranger: not really
You: in this day and age you should not be ashamed of being homosexual
Stranger: its an emoticon for like general use
You: in fact, you guys will probably be able to get married pretty soon
You: general use in the gay community
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: seriously im not gay, lol
You: wtf? does that stand for “want to fornicate?”
You: because i don’t
You: but alright
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: it stands for
You: if you’re not gay tho, i believe you
Stranger: althought u knew that its what the fuckand ur just trying to wind me up.
You: i didn’t but ok
You: so….
Stranger: ok…
You: want to fornicate?
Stranger: actually not right now/
You: but you would
Stranger: lol r u ok?
You: cuz you’re gay!!!
You: i knew it!!!!!!!
Stranger: funny.
You: should i be a comic for a living?
You: i’m thinking that would be my material
Stranger: dont quit your day job
You: i pretty much jus call everyone in the audience gay
You: but… i don’t have a day job
Stranger: dont start a comedy job then
Stranger: coz gay isnt a joke
You: that sounds like something a gay would say
You: see?
You: i told you its funny
Stranger: is it?
You: yes.
You: did you vote for obama?
Stranger: ive heard funier things
Stranger: im not american
You: ohhhh
You: this is awkward
You: so do you get a lot of abuse since you’re gay outside of the U.S?
Stranger: do you get a lot of abuse since you’re so annoying?
You: ouch man
You: that hurts
Stranger: good
You: im just trying to make friends on here
Stranger: being homophobic won’t get u far
Stranger: usually
You: i’m not trying to make friends with gays
Stranger: how are u gnna get a straight friend if you call everyone who uses an emoticon gay? lol
Stranger: coz almost everyone uses them
You: because only gays use emoticons
You: girls and gays
You: the two g’s
You: three if you count gold
Stranger: how old r u out of interest?
You: 19
You: and yourself?
Stranger: 17
You: haha
You: really
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: is somethig wrong?
You: i’ve just never met someone so young that had the courage to come out
You: congratulations man
Stranger: see this is what i mean
You: do your friends know you’re gay?
Stranger: do pigs fly?
Stranger: as in im not
You: you’re not a flying pig?
You: obviously
Stranger: im not gay either
Stranger: uve got a weird way of making friends
You: do i?
Stranger: yes
You: or have you just been distracted while i’ve been making friends with your subconcious
You: and now you can’t get me out of your head
Stranger: i dont even know you
You: and thats what scares you about it
You: you feel like you know me after such a short amount of time
Stranger: all i feel is that you’re too steriotypical
You: how so?
Stranger: because you are 19
Stranger: seriously havent u realised?
Stranger: by saying that all gays use emoticons, you are being steriotypical. well done youve learned sokmething new
You: but how do i know that later in life you won’t turn gay’
You: and then i’ll be right
You: and then everyone will see
Stranger: you cant turn gau
Stranger: gay
You: you would know, wouldn’t you?
Stranger: blame scientists
You: so you have a thing for scientists?
Stranger: thats another bad thing about you.
You: what?
Stranger: you seem to twist coments into your narrow minded favour.
Stranger: just saying/
You: k love you
You: bye
Stranger: k hate u too
Stranger: freak
You: wait
You: wait!!
Stranger: what
You: kisses!
Stranger: piss off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Josh from USA

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What’s Up?

February 19th, 2010
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: what’s up?
You: the sky
You: ceiling
You: planes
You: helecopters
You: tree tops
You: squirells
You: telephone wires
You: clouds
You: the sun
You: stars
You: space station
You: birds
You: an eagle
You: some geese
You: sandhill cranes
You: bats
You: mosquitoes
You: bats
You: an insect
You: rooftops
You: buildings
You: the troposphere
You: mountaintops
You: snow until it hits the ground
You: someone jumping
You: my hir
You: hair
You: my head
You: my hand
You: the second story
You: the third story
You: an egret
You: a breaching whale
You: a paper plane
You: a kite
You: fireworkds
Stranger: wow
You: bombs
You: i’m surprised your still here
You: paratroopers
You: bungie jumpers
You: skydivers
You: a fork that a threw up in the air
You: bottal rockets
You: radio waves
You: light
You: the moon
You: asteroids
You: commets
You: mars
You: the hubble telescope
You: sputnik
You: an american flag
You: a lunar lander
You: people
You: in the space station
Stranger: mhmm
You: yea not just random people
You: did i squirells?
Stranger: you did
Stranger: you must be extremely bored
You: i did mention squirells
You: ?
You: and yes
You: i am very bored
Stranger: you did mention squirells
Stranger: but you did not mention squirrels (note the spelling)
You: o yea
You: its a difficult word to spell
You: have you ever noticed that squirrels always eat nuts
You: with two hands
Stranger: they couldn’t possibly eat it with only one hand. their hands are much too small
You: but you have noticed that
You: right?
Stranger: yes
You: have you notice how occasionally they look up
You: they look up and go “what…eh…. (looking around)…….”
You: as if there going
You: “did i leave the gas on?”
You: then they relize
You: “no, no i’m a fucking squirrel!”
You: and they go back to eating there nut
You: you ever relize that
You: notice that?
You: nubuelas are also up
You: as are white drawf stars
You: red giants
You: galaxies
You: super clusters
You: solar systems
You: quazars
You: black holes
You: the USS enterprise
You: spock
You: captain kirk
You: the clingons
You: luke skywalker
You: god
You: heaven
You: darthvadar
You: an x wing
You: two destroyed death stars
You: the milinium falcon
You: someone who is stoned
You: a chiminey
Stranger: isn’t it klingon?
You: is it
You: I’m not a fan of star trek
Stranger: i believe so
You: well klingon’s are up
You: shooting stars
You: carl fredrickson
You: russel
You: dug the dog
You: a blimp
You: a zepplin
You: a hot air balloon
You: occasionally a bmx rider or a skatboarder
You: smoke goes up
You: so does fire
You: greenhouse gasses
You: the troposphere
You: mounteverest
Stranger: already said that
You: awwww
You: come one
You: give me a break
You: do you catch the references from “up” the movie
You: balloons
You: this is getting hard
You: hot air
You: low pressure system
You: a storm
You: high pressure system
You: steam
You: the ozone layer
You: whatever is above the ozone layer
You: a grenade
You: bullets
You: apples on a tree
You: coconuts
You: monkeys
You: a coccoon
You: spider webs
You: a hat
You: a ponytail
You: a saddle
You: a mustasch
Stranger: how old are you? if you don’t me asking
You: 20
Stranger: **mind me asking
You: and you have no idea how bored I am
You: what about you
Stranger: i’m 16
You: so you must be pretty damn bored too
Stranger: i’m doing history homework, so yes. pretty damn bored
You: ahh ok
You: ghengis khan was up
You: so was alexander the great
You: the great pyramids
You: the lighthouse of alexandria
You: zues
You: mount olympus
You: the minotar is definitly NOT up
You: nor it hades
You: but
You: helios is
You: as is his chariot
You: what part of history are you studying
Stranger: the renaissance at the moment
You: the globe theater was up
You: shakespere was up in popularity
You: the “high” renosaunce
Stranger: you’re quite smart
Stranger: despite the spelling :]
You: i actually kind of like history
You: and i’m typing fast
You: hamlet
You: ?
You: he was down
You: very down
You: sad person
Stranger: mhmm
You: ok so what excatly are you studying
Stranger: i’m doing a project right now on people i’d like to invite to a dinner party that are from the renaissance
Stranger: i just started school, so we’re reviewing our summer work
You: ahh ok
You: i guess shakesphere is the only person from renaissance that i know of
You: is Voltair from that time
You: icaraus was up
You: he fell though
You: his dad did make it though
You: the curtain is up
Stranger: voltair, i think so
You: who do you have at your dinner table
Stranger: mmm
You: mmm
Stranger: raphael
Stranger: copernicus
Stranger: galileo
Stranger: francis bacon
Stranger: queen isabella
Stranger: and machiavelli
You: was charlemaign that time
You: he was up too
You: in france
You: pinsetters are up
You: a golf ball
You: seagull
You: a moth
You: butterflies
You: flies in general
You: air bud
You: michael jordan
You: reggie bush
You: a long jumper
You: a high jumper
You: a hurdler\
You: air bud
You: lightening
You: thunder
You: wind
You: pollen
You: bumble bees
You: birds nest
You: branches
You: leaves
You: an umbrella
You: a hood
You: a bonnet
You: a beacon
You: someones ego
Stranger: to be honest, i’m surprised i haven’t left yet
You: I am too
You: i really am
You: i think you think its funny
Stranger: i don’t know
Stranger: i kind of just let you write things while i do research and then i read all of what you say at one time
You: o ok
You: have you beeen counting by chance
Stranger: no
Stranger: but i think you’re well past 100
You: yea me too, its actually kind of tiring me out
Stranger: haha
Stranger: at least you’re not as bored anymore
You: o yea thanks for staying on
Stranger: no problem
You: 162 or there abouts
You: a 3d puzzle
You: a skilift
You: a tower
You: jesus
You: rome is up 7 times
You: a dragon
You: the nazgul
You: the eye of sauron
You: saromaun
You: ayers rock
You: the space needle
You: an observation deck
You: the rim of the grand canyon
You: pinecones
You: an owl
You: hooks
You: rafters
You: lightbulbs
You: an archway
You: monkey bars
You: a basketball hoop
You: the north pole
You: santa clause
You: his 9 reindeer
You: elevators
You: self esteem
You: that island that is in “Gulivers Travels”
You: the red barron
You: the wright brothers
You: Obama’s popularity
You: presumable your grades
You: presumably
You: *
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: presumably
You: you’ll have to find out
You: you’ll have to wait
Stranger: i will
Stranger: at least until tomorrow
You: at least until tomorrow
You: the magic school bus
You: transformers on a telephone pole
You: telepones poles
You: the luftwaffe
You: an f 14
You: harrier jet
You: a pilot
You: UFO’s
You: ET
You: constellations
You: Philippe Petite
You: what time is it where you are
Stranger: 9:28 pm
You: west coast
You: where at
You: redwoods are up
You: the california screamer is up
You: hangliders too
You: bears sometimes stand up
You: a hill
You: ladders
You: stairs
You: mary poppins
You: the wizzard of oz
You: superman
You: wonderwomen
You: batman
You: but only on occasion
You: spiderman
You: bridges
You: gondola’s
You: loveland pass
You: mount shasta
You: mount whitney
You: lake tahoe
Stranger: mhmm
You: so you are on the west coast right
You: and yes I am still here
You: are you actually reading everyone
Stranger: i am on the west coast
Stranger: not every single one, but most
You: wow ok
Stranger: oh, california
You: ahh
You: where at
You: in california
Stranger: near san francisco
You: ahh “the city”
You: i’ve been once
You: but i think i’m done
You: can’t think of anything else thats up
You: a canopy
You: or
You: the canopy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: wow, you’re done?
You: i dont’ know
You: its getting late over here
You: do you have any?
You: i think i’ve done like 220
Stranger: i have renaissance facts on my mind
Stranger: no things that are up
You: o yea
You: flying squirrels
You: squirrels nest
You: tree bark
You: glass
You: gas prices
You: mexican immigration
You: canada
You: statues
You: coupula’s
You: press box
You: Kanye West’s ego
You: the attic
You: a loft
You: sopranoes
You: rockets
You: statosphere
You: thermosphere
You: exosphere
You: mesosphere
You: but not in that order
You: mercury
You: mars
You: mercury
You: venus
You: earth
You: mars
You: jupitor
You: saturn
You: uranus
You: neptune
You: pluto
You: Gozer from ghostbusters
Stranger: not pluto anymore
Stranger: unless you don’t count it as a planet
You: its still up
You: it isn’t a planet for some reason
You: but its up there a ways
You: i really am done now
You: thanks for “listening”
You: :)
Stranger: i did listen
Stranger: well, read
Stranger: but, no problem :
Stranger: **:]
You: good luck with the paper
You have disconnected.

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Mr. Gregory God Enterprise

February 19th, 2010
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello has god touched you this evening
Stranger: maybe
You: How was it?
Stranger: it was pretty magical
You: On a scale of Satan to God… what would you rank it
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: wuts in the middle
You: Black Jesus
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: akrite
Stranger: then
You: Thank you
You: Would you like free water and bread this evening
Stranger: sure why not
You: Its only 1.99 plus tax and shipping
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: im debating
You: Please hurry
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: sure
You: Thank you
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: but u know
Stranger: its my bday
Stranger: so maybe a discount?
You: We will throw in a extra slice of water then
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: that works
You: Good
You: What is your address
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: 69 fuck off drive
You: In what state and city
Stranger: lets go
Stranger: withh
Stranger: DC
You: Thank you
You: You will be billed in 2-4 weeks.
Stranger: okk
You: After we recieve the bill your shipment of bread and water will arrive in 4-6 weeks.
Stranger: nono
Stranger: thats too long
Stranger: i need priority
Stranger: shipping
You: Your extra slice of water will arrive in 2-5 months
Stranger: still too long
Stranger: ill pay extra
Stranger: for prooriy
Stranger: priority
You: Okay we can shortn it slighty than
Stranger: alrite
You: For an extra 5.99
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: idk
Stranger: im feeling like thats a little too much
You: Sorry god makes the rules. Not me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: camn i call his hotline?
Stranger: and complain>?
You: Well, yes of course hold on as I get his number
Stranger: thanks
You: 1-777-PRAYER
You: It is a 24-7 number. He is always available.
Stranger: thank you sirrr
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: i wud hope so
You: You are welcome
You: Make sure to ask for Mr. Gregory God
Stranger: oh alrite
Stranger: ill do that
You: Good day to you sir
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Cryo from Canada

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We Have a Winner

February 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Odds are that you are fucked in the head
Stranger: hey, are you a horny girl with msn ?
You: DING
You: we have a winner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jake from USA

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Had Enough?

February 10th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: perv!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Hans from Germany

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