Dr. Robotnik VS Rosie O’Donnell
December 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I CHALLENGE YOU!
Stranger: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
Stranger: *puts on robe and wizard hat
Stranger: What will it be this time, Dr. Robotnik
You: Well, as the challenger, I leave you the right to choose weapons.
You: So I guess it’s on you.
Stranger: *chooses Rosie O Donnell
Stranger: Now choose your weapon, vile fiend!
You: I’m going to have to go with a classic.
You: Turning small woodland creatures into marginally useful robots.
Stranger: interesting, interesting
Stranger: Dr. Robotnik, you never fail to disappoint
Stranger: Sonic would be proud
Stranger: Nevertheless….
You: Some call me predictable, but I prefer “old school.”
Stranger: *Casts lvl 70 Rosie’s gooch stench on Dr. Robotnik
You: Dr. Robotnik’s epic mustache blocks the scent. It is now full, and cannot hold any more smells.
Stranger: your woodland creatures pale in comparison to the pernicious strength of my devastating aroma
Stranger: Make your move, in your strange round floating vehicle
Stranger: you wily wicked worker of weird and wacky ways!
You: We’ll go with the flamethrower. Full power to both sides and downward!
Stranger: *Rosie uses Liberal Feminism, her ice cold (none shall touch) crotch dissipates the flames of your ship
You: As well as the continual passive containtment of more woodland creatures into robots.
Stranger: Rosie counterattacks with an internet blog, you cannot move for 3 turns
Stranger: Rosie attacks with a TV show and annoying movies! you lose 10 years of lifepower
You: Oh dear. Now would be a good time for those woodland creatures. A mole-looking robot with a drill for a nose rumbles forward at an agonizingly slow pace.
Stranger: Rosie is intrigued and stoops to pet this wayward creature of metal and furriness
You: Good old granpappy Robotnik’s mad science counters age loss.
Stranger: Realizing the trap only moments before certain doom, Rosie withdraws and resurrects 9/11 conspiracy theories. You are now confused.
You: Wait, really?
Stranger: Rosie moves in on the confused enemy….
Stranger: with Democratic lies and her massive….mass……she crushes your soul!
Stranger: Finish Him, the narrator cries!
You: Robotnik’s sould is only vulnerable from the top… and Rosie isn’t going to make it quite that high.
Stranger: Rosie does a kickass combo and rips your spine clean out of your body in a gory fatality!
You: But fuck it, there’s no arguing with a kickass combo.
Stranger: Everyone cheers!
Stranger: Rosie wants to enjoy her moment, but her own puts a bag over her head
Stranger: and returns her to her pokeball, threatening to devolve her back to snorlax
Stranger: owner*
Stranger: Justice prevails and all the world breathes a sigh of relief
Stranger: Woodland creatures rejoice and frolic without fear
You: And Sonic is all like, wtf now?
Stranger: Poor Sonic
Stranger: he got the shaft on this one.
You: WEREWOLF TIEM, HURRRR
Stranger: derp derp derp
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Andy from USA
(19 votes, score: 4.68)
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