July 24th, 2011
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Stranger: IDENTIFY YOURSELF
You: cia agent pierre thomas ss:433-72-1132 DOB: 11-14-67
You: o ok
Stranger: I’ve procured the device
You: did you crack the SIcN or do need it?
Stranger: I dont do crack anymore, you know that.
You: i thought you brought ghost with you
Stranger: Ghost had to be taken care of.
You: thank you i thought i was the only one to feel that
You: so what did you find on the device
Stranger: Let me tell you something first.
Stranger: You tell ANYBODY.
Stranger: I’ll simply have you killed.
You: you have my word boss
Stranger: The device is this key to our world domination.
You: how boss?
Stranger: I’ve discovered the secrets to time travel.
Stranger: This device makes it all possible.
You: dont we have a team researching that back at HQ
Stranger: You fool!
Stranger: The HQ is a front for our operations!
Stranger: They have no idea!
You: thats why were manipulating their work force
Stranger: They have no idea their 401k plans are tanking. Muhahaha!
You: you know whats next, right boss?
Stranger: Spare me your tripe.
Stranger: I need you to do something for me.
You: sure anything
Stranger: I need you to research which stocks showed the greatest gains between the years 1956 and today.
You: ill get to it
Stranger: Are you finished yet? This is why you were recommended to me.
Stranger: I have very little patience for this behavior.
You: since 1956 not alot of stocks have existed but the greastest gains were achieved by gold, oil, and ford
Stranger: Hmm. Well done.
Stranger: The monetary gains are strictly secondary to our primary objective.
You: i dont recall?
Stranger: TO STOP DICK CHENEY FROM BEING BORN
Stranger: or living whatever
You: KILL THE FETUS!!!!
You: we should capture their leader
You: the nigger
Stranger: I make the decisions here.
You: just suggesting boss
Stranger: You can save your suggestions to yourself.
You: sure thing
Stranger: Now meet me at the club at 11:00 tonight.
Stranger: We have business to discuss.
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Submitted by desmondS from USA