You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Hello this is detective Mike Litoris
Stranger: what are you looking for?
You: we have just been given information that there is a dangerous prime ape
You: So please sir stay inside
Stranger: thank you sir for this information
You: no need to thank me it just my job
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Submitted by JoCo from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: gay, transexual, straight, christian, muslim, jewish, man, woman, you are beautiful. i know life seems unbearable sometimes, but you’re going to be okay. you’re beautiful the way you are- don’t sacrifice ANYTHING about yourself just to be accepted. i love you.
Stranger: have a good night!
You: do you still love me :)?
Stranger: well… i will definitely be thinking of you.
Stranger: hitler was a VERY bad guy, but i’m sure somewhere along the line he wasn’t so bad. :/
Stranger: so, i would just wonder what made him become so hateful…
Stranger: …think about it.
Stranger: i love you, hitler.
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Submitted by JackieTreehorn from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hello. I am God. You may ask me one question.
You: Why did you kill so many more people than Satan ever did?
You: You are supposed to be the allpowerfull one, I get that
You: But Satan only killed 10, you killed like millions
You: what’s up with that?
Stranger: I work in mysterious ways. My actions work in a way that may be described as “the Butterfly Effect.” One of my actions influences the entire world. One death may mean a new life or a new beginning. Do not doubt my actions, for I change the world every day.
You: Ok, so bring me a cheese sandwhich
Stranger: You have disrespected God.
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Submitted by Knokkels from Netherlands
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: I need a bro’s help.
You: Would you give me a little advice?
You: This is a trifling matter, anyway.
You: Alright. That’ll make this easier.
You: I went out with this girl about a year ago. Her name is Kendall.
You: Long story short, that relationship ended in a hail of gunfire and tears, but Kendall has this amazing ass.
You: I mean amazing. Holy mother of god, kill for your country amazing.
You: I’m dating a new girl now. Her name is Winnie. Short for Winifred.
You: I’m going to have sex with Winnie on Friday night. So I’ve been kind of saving myself all week, if you know what I mean.
You: Like, I haven’t been getting off.
Stranger: yeah, i know what you meant
You: But I’ve just been discussing Kendall with somebody that she also used to date, and it’s got my mind a-wandering.
You: So my choice is thus:
You: Fap tonight to amazing ass porn, or tough it out and wait for Friday.
Stranger: won’t change anything on friday
Stranger: if anything, it’ll make you eager for actual sex
You: GREAT SCOTT YOU’RE RIGHT
You: This is fantastic. Thank you kind stranger.
Submitted by Jake from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Stranger: Alright, shoot.
Stranger: How long do I have to wait for the questions?
Stranger: I’m on a clock, here
Stranger: Errr, Sir Robin.
You: What… is your quest?
Stranger: To… Find the Holy Grail?
You: What… is the capital of Assyria?
Stranger: Wh… I.. Don’t know that
Stranger: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Submitted by Knokkels from Netherlands
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