You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What the shit do I do now?
You: TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO MAN
Stranger: GET IN THE FRIDGE IMMEDIATELY!
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHY DAMMIT
You: I ALREADY FUCKING DID
Stranger: GRAB THE NEARESET CARTON OF MILK AND RUB YOUR FACE WITH IT
You: DO I POUR SOME OF IT IN MY FACE TOO
You: IT SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
Stranger: KEEP ON RUBBING
Stranger: RUB FASTER ASSHOLE!
Stranger: DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT WITH ME
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES!
You: JESUS CHRIST OKAY FUCK IM RUBBING
Stranger: GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND ON THE FLOOR
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE MILK STILL?
You: I LEFT IT IN THE FRIDGE MAN
You: FUCK FUCK OKAY IM GETTING IT
Stranger: POUR IT ON THE FLOOR
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST POUR MILK ON THE FLOOR FOR?!
Stranger: SMEAR IT IN THE MILK
Stranger: I SAID SMEAR IT~!
You: IT WILL NOT LIKE THAT
You: SMEARING MY CAT IN MILK
Stranger: TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE NEAREST MARKET
You: BUT I DONT HAVE MY CAR
Stranger: TAKE THE NEIGHBOR’S
Stranger: YOU’RE RUNNING OUT F TIME
You: TAKING NEIGHBOURS CAR, GOT MY MILK SMEARED CAT
You: DRIVING TO THE MARKET
You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY GOD DAMN IT YOU FESTERING CUNT
Stranger: HURRY THE ASS UP!
You: I JUST RAN OVER THAT FUCKING KID
Stranger: YOU’RE LOSING TIME
Stranger: CLIMB ON THE ROOF
You: WTF I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS
Stranger: HOLY FUCK CLIMP
You: NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Stranger: HOLD YOUR CAT UP IN THE AIR AND WAIT FOR IT TO RAIN
Stranger: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
Stranger: IS IT RAINING YET
You: STOP SCRATCHING ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF FUCK
Stranger: WAIT TILL IT RAINS
Stranger: GET OFF THE ROOF
You: GETTING OFF THE ROOF
You: FUCKING HELL MAN HURRY THE SHITBALLS UP
Stranger: STOP WAISTING TIME
You: WHAT THE SHIT DO I DO NOW
Stranger: GO IN THE STORE AND LAY DOWN
Stranger: GET IN THERE QUICK
Stranger: GET OFF THE FUCKING FLOOR
Stranger: RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUTSIDE
You: WHY DID I EVEN GO INSIDE MAN
Stranger: JUMP IN THE MANHOLE
Stranger: THE HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET
Stranger: RUN TROUGH THE LEFT TUNNEL
Stranger: MOTHERBITCH YOUR GOING TOO SLOW
You: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
Stranger: I DON’T GIVE A WET FUCK
Stranger: GET YOUR ASSBALLS UP THE LADDER ON THE WALL
Stranger: DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR CAT
Stranger: ARE YOU UP THE FUCKING LADDER
Stranger: GET YOUR ASS IN THE CHINESE RESTURANT
You: ITS A FUCKING SUNDAY
You: IM GONNA HAVE TO BREAK A WINDOW
You: WHAT NOW FUCK HURRY UP MAN
Stranger: GO THROUGH THE RED DOOR
Stranger: GO IN THE BASEMENT
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE CHOPSTICKS
You: I SAW SOME ON THE DESK UPSTAIRS
You: IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN
Stranger: BACK IN THE BASEMENT
Stranger: STICK THEM THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL
You: BUT ITS MADE OF CONCRETE
You: WITH THE CHOPSTICKS?
Stranger: NO WITH YOUR FACE YES THE CHOPSTICKS
You: THERE’S A FUCKING AMUSEMENT PARK
Stranger: SHUT UP AND RUN
Stranger: THE MERRY GO ROUND
You: WHERE TO GOD DAMN IT YOU INBRED FUCK
Stranger: GET YOUR SHIT ON THAT CARACELL
You: IM FUCKING ON IT JEWBALLS
Stranger: DO YOU STILL HAVE THE CHOPSTICKS ASSHIT
Stranger: STICK THEM IN THE RED HORSE’S EYES
You: THERE IS NO RED HORSE
You: STABBING IT IN THE EYE
You: WHY THE FUCK AM I STABBING A FAKE HORSE
Stranger: YOU ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES
You: JESUS SHIT HURRY THE FUCK UP
Stranger: GET ON THE HORSE
Stranger: IS IT ALIVE YET
You: ITS A FUCKING FAKE HOR-
You: IT’S TEARING FROM THE FUCKING CARUCELL
You: JESUS SHIT WHAT THE HELL
Stranger: RIDE THAT ASSFUCK INTO THE ROLLER COASTER
Stranger: THIRTY SECONDS JEWBALLS
You: IM ON THE ROLLER COASTER
You: BUT ITS GOING AT LEAST 140 MPH
Stranger: JUMP OFF THE ROLLER COASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU ONLY HAVE TEN SECONDS
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: I BROKE MY FUCKING LEG
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Stranger: ARE YOU IN YOUR FRIDGE?
Stranger: ARE YOU IN YOUR FRIDGE ?
You: IS IT FUCKING OVER GOD DAMN IT TELL ME
You: … I really don’t know what just happened… but.. but.. I think.. I think I need to cry a little.
Stranger: You did it… you won the game…
You: I WON THE FUCKING GAME?
You: *dies from overexcitement*
Stranger: It’s all over, finally.
Stranger: MY ROOF IS GONE
You: that feels better doesn’t it?
Stranger: But you answered the question wrong again!!!!
You: Well sir, of that I’m sorry.
Stranger: Do you know what that means…
You: But I must thank you for being a part of the most random conversation I have ever been a part of.
You: It was truly an interesting, joyful, but slightly disturbing experience.
Stranger: I must thank you for saving the ca-… what did ever happen to your cat?
You: God fucking knows, man.
You: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA *CSI Miami tune*
(15 votes, score: 4.07)
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(22 votes, score: 4.36)