Shop of Curiosities

May 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Welcome to my shop!
Stranger: what is it that you sell?
You: Ohh i have many things, musical instruments, time machine, swords, and much much more!
You: I sell pretty much everything to be honest.
Stranger: Oooh, I’ll take the time machine! How much?
You: That’ll be 1,000,000,000 dollars.
You: Cash check or credit?
Stranger: Well I’m British so how much is that in pounds?
You: Ahh let me see…
You: One moment please, doing my caclulations
Stranger: Okie dokie
You: That’ll be 691,156,621.32 pounds!
Stranger: Damn it! Can’t I have it for free?
You: Erhm….
You: Well I’m not s’pose to do this but…
You: Sure, here you go!
You: But be careful, don’t go out and kill your grandfather now.
You: We’re still not quite sure how to handle paradoxes.
Stranger: Ah, okay. I’ll try to be careful. Thank you!
You: You’re welcome my friend!
You: Be careful, and i hope to see you again!
Stranger: Thanks again (:
You: No problem.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by James from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Three Word Story

May 22nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 3 word story
You: there was a
Stranger: very happy penguin
You: who liked to
Stranger: watch polar bears dance
Stranger: – dance
You: dance because he
Stranger: had a fetish
You: for getting whipped
Stranger: by antarctic explorers
You: then give them
Stranger: a case of snowherpes
You: END OF CHAPTER 1
Stranger: bravo
You: we did good
Stranger: phone the publishers
Stranger: I’m proud of us :)
You: there going to want a sequel
You: so am i
You: :D
Stranger: ok
You: you start
Stranger: the pengin was
You: had alot of
You: Scratch that
You: a anal lover
Stranger: not sex but
You: dirty apes loved
Stranger: to fling him
You: over with their
Stranger: extrordinarily hard, hairy
You: hands which had
Stranger: blisters on them
You: from pulling their
Stranger: toes behind their
You: ears that had
Stranger: been set ablaze
You: by flying turbans
Stranger: of confused muslims
You: who were also
Stranger: secretly cat lovers
Stranger: must go
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Callum from Australia

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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College Roommates

May 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19m looking for a smart and fun girl, guy, or anything in between to roleplay with. How about it’s our first day as college roommates? What kind of year will it be? :]
You: I see you as im unpacking my things
You: you look really cute.
You: but then i notice
You: youre trying to roleplay on omegle..
You: and i realize
You: youre a loser..
You: with no life…
You: i run
You: i run far…
You: till the end of the earth
You: still hard?
You: comeon ur turn..
Stranger: Quite!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by AndrewBrown from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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One Shot

May 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: COACH
You: COACH
Stranger: ELLIS
You: PUT ME IN COACH
You: I CAN DO IT
Stranger: YOU FAILED LAST TIME I PUT YOU IN
Stranger: NO MORE CHANCES
You: “Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!”
You: Cant ya hear the cheerin!
You: they want me!
You: Let me play coach’
Stranger: Fine one last time
Stranger: what have we got to lose
You: YEAH!
Stranger: WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK
Stranger: DON’T TRIP
You: *crash*
You: three years later…
You: *wakes up from coma*
You: where am i?
Stranger: YOU FAILED KID
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ENJOY YOUR MINIMUM WAGE JOB
You: I dont even know what year it is!
Stranger: 2010
You: oh snap
You: im late for that football game!
Stranger: There is a movie about your fail
You: really? Dude i gotta rent that
You: netflix it up
You: \m/
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Erick from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Dead You

May 2nd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you look familiar
You: come here often?
You: Whats your sign baby face?
Stranger: i don’t know your places…
You: oh ho ho playing hard to get ‘eh?
You: this is what i get for not hiring a hooker!!!
Stranger: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
You: Sooo can i buy you a hypothetical drink?
You: perhaps a proverbial anti-pasta
Stranger: looser….
You: Ouch
You: why you gotta be suck a dick? Is it because you dont know what the word proverbial mean?
You: Or did you just not get enought love as a child?
Stranger: dead you..
You: dead you . . . My god you amaze me with you gramatically correct sentences! Let me revel in your glory !
You: bask even
You: mmmmmmmmmm the warm glow of ignorance!
Stranger: hate you…
You: Again another perfectly formed phrase Is it a burden being that brilliant or did the meth your mother must have enjested allow your brain to form to its natural state with out you know silly things like social skills?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Vanbarcor from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Tarzan and Jane

April 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: me jane
You: you tarzan?
Stranger: lol
You: plz be tarzan
Stranger: yea
You: ok tarzan, may I sample the bananas
Stranger: ok
You: *grabs large yellow phallus*
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jane from Ecuador

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Monkey Succubus

April 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I love you human
Stranger: HAI
Stranger: SAM TO U ?
You: SAM TO ME
Stranger: HEY U R FROM ?
You: SAM SAM EVERYWHERE TO EVERYOHNE
Stranger: iam from india
You: SAMASMASMAMSAMSMASMASMASMAMSA ASMASASASAMSAMSMASMAMAMSMAMSAMSMASMAMSMA
You: I come also from india
You: from bangalor
Stranger: iam from andhra
You: I am also from andhra
You: did you see what happened in the centre today with the monkies
Stranger: waht ?
You: some kind of monkey succubus transported young demonspawn in monkey style shirt?!
Stranger: ok bye !
You: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Feline from India

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Dentures

April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 F USA
Stranger: 18 m florida
You: Cool.
Stranger: ur horny
Stranger: ?
You: Hehehe… Want to trade pics?
Stranger: dont have one
Stranger: u have any you want to show me
You: Yeah. ;)
Stranger: send them to me
You: tinyurl.com/ylg5r6r
Stranger: describe urself
You: ? Can’t you just look at the pic?
Stranger: cant on my iphone
You: Oh. :(
You: Well I’m about 5’5″ with short blonde hair
Stranger: u a virgen
You: Nope. I’ve been around the block.
Stranger: dam wanna suck me up
You: Sure. Just let me take out my dentures.
Stranger: what the fuck
You: K ready. Hope you don’t mind the smell of Bengay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Lissa from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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I Am Fond of Rodents

April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OHAI
You: stroke my chinchilla! o.0
Stranger: Shells?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: *stroke*
You: bolly! we’ve got a live one!
You: good show
Stranger: I am fond of rodents
You: rodents?! by josephines beard, chinchilla like you!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES THEY DO
You: wunderbar! lamentations for the armadillo…
Stranger: Oh quite
Stranger: indood
Stranger: Tea?
You: by, jug-of-a-naught! yes please!
Stranger: Lady grey?
You: any little boy blue, perchance?
Stranger: Nay….
Stranger: Only green ones
Stranger: And oolong ones
Stranger: Twinings
Stranger: Deadlynightshade in yours?
You: by the goblins of christ…what to choose !
Stranger: I know…
Stranger: It’s terrible
You: and, thus, did i even want tea? the drink of a thousand uses…
Stranger: Perhaps
Stranger: We should remanis over a fire
Stranger: * reminisce
You: reminisce of the days of Yore?
Stranger: Perhaps…
Stranger: In a feild of GLASS
Stranger: So much glass…
Stranger: They ate it all….
Stranger: OH SUCH WOE
You: ate it all? but what of the gollywog??
Stranger: The sharply dressed african gentlemen?
Stranger: Ah them….
Stranger: The became trees
Stranger: And some of god’s tears
Stranger: And form these tears, one bean was formed
You: ahh, a worthy fate for those letitious folk, to be sure…
Stranger: Indood
Stranger: Ah, the beatles cometh
Stranger: They come swooning in their attaire
You: did the lofty fellows partake, or insinuate that they would be at ease with the mobgnome?
Stranger: nay nay, twas the peakock who did labour
You: cock-of-the-pea..i might have known! The craftily delcious blaggard..
Stranger: I know, twas so arduous to watch him feast after his labourious career overcame his need to sleep
You: YES! the effervescent personality enabled him to bear down on those who would slay the dream of my chinchillas’ nostril hair.
Stranger: Oh but the intercourse…….
You: To what end does the intercourse lead? the descent into frivolous activity would lead too many astray
Stranger: Ah but of course, we did develop such a nefarious scheme in order to counteract this most perplexing catastrophe, though we appear to have misplaced it
Stranger: It may be located in the lavatory
You: Or, perchance, did we neglect it’s nature for the far more notorious ability of listening but not reading the signpost in the field of glass?
Stranger: That may be the very evidence we have overlooked!
Stranger: Anywhoo
You: Indeed good sir/madam/ethereal being
Stranger: I suggest we terminate this incriminatingly complex verbal intercourse before my prefronteral cortex doth implode up on the poop deck
You: BOLLYTOKEN! I will have to concede to your wish, as you are one with the chinchilla, and he doth bid you a good life.
Stranger: That he did, gooday to you wonderbus
Stranger: ( I fear for our sanity)
You: Our day is yet to show it’s facial extremities
You: (as do I, fear and miss it dearly)
Stranger: (don’t we all?)
Stranger: Goodbye, acquaintance of mine, and that of the chinchilla’s
You: (May it one day return to my grasping fingers, and we shall hunt the armadillo, in the field of glass, among the Gollywog and his lucrative kin.) : )
You: If we meet again, may it be under a more succinct and less arduous scene
You: By the by, Lady grey will be perfection : )
Stranger: I shall pray for this momentous foretelling
Stranger: Good day
You: And pray shall I, with my ears betwixt my kneecaps
You: Good day/night/eternal bliss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Brad from England

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Photography Project

April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My name is Leila and I’m working on an photography art project for college, a large photo that uses a composition of multiple tiny images… and I’m making it out of random Omegle guy’s penises. Would you like to contribute yours? I have 90 and I need about 5 more. You don’t have to show your face, just a photo of your penis. Can you please help?
You: shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Stranger: Is that a yes?
You: well… if it helps sience…
You: what kind of project is it?
Stranger: It’s a photography composition project.
You: for college?
Stranger: Yes
You: why???
Stranger: Why what?
You: the fuck why do you want to do it?
Stranger: Because I’m a photography major, and it’s for a grade?
You: Of fucking penises?
Stranger: It’s just an idea I had, a way to get random stranger pictures… and most guys on here want to show me their dicks anyhow
Stranger: May as well collect them for a grade!
You: hey, you get 2 pics if you tell me what for god fuckingfucks sake you want to do it of OTHER PEOPLES DICKS?
You: does it have a special meaning? is your prof gay? r u high?
Stranger: It’s part of the overall impression of the photo. I’m turning them into a theme of meeting strangers, it’ll be a photo of two people meeting in the park.
You: 2 pics!
Stranger: And you won’t be able to tell what the tiny photos are individually, they’ll be so small. It’s just coloration and lighing
You: dont you think it is a little profane and devoid of meaning?
Stranger: No?
You: why on earth not
Stranger: Because it isn’t.
Stranger: Look, if you don’t want to contribute, that’s fine… I thank you for your time :)
You: nono gimme your mail
Stranger: sugarleila@gmail.com
You: i want to definately talk to you sometime
Stranger: :)
You: ok, here it is, 3 pics if you tell me what justifies its profanity and emptines
You: you wanna criticise modern society pal?
Stranger: I don’t see the profanity and emptiness. It’s just an expression of sexuality that happens when you first meet a stranger, it’s all about first impression… do they look right, do they “do” it for you, etc.
You: its offending because its putting things in a light they are entierly not
Stranger: Photography is all about putting things in different light. :)
You: ah i dont mean that.
Stranger: Right, I know what you meant. :)
You: you offend people if you try to tell them things that are absolutely not the way you think, because you didnt spend enough time thinkering
You: ya know whatt i mean?
Stranger: Photography isn’t meant to offend, though.
Stranger: And neither is my photo.
You: IT WILL
Stranger: How
You: as i said. you try to over dramatize social phenomena which are of no real importance. it annois people.
Stranger: Well, everyone has different opinions of art and photography. Some see sadness, and others get offended. That’s jut the nature of art.
You: what??? its called …
You: let me look it up-…
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: What is what called?
You: you know something that is kind of on the edge of “beauty” and the stuff that offends you. like doing paintings with your feces
You: you know what that guy did once
Stranger: Yes
You: you cant justify that stuff without having something realyreally important to say
You: if you ask me, this idea didnt come to your mind in more than a minute. not that its bad, but it floats into getting the viewer offended
Stranger: :(
You: and most of the people liking it are just art victims if you ask me
You: you know what i mean?
Stranger: Well I’m sorry my project isn’t up to your standards.
You: its not about that.
You: these are general standards not just those of me
Stranger: Look, are you able to contribute or not? If not, I need to go cause I have to find five more people who will.
You: ok but you couldnt defend your point
Stranger: My point is perfectly fine, you’re just subscribing higher standards onto it than it deserves
You: maybe because you didnt have one. or you did and i wasnt worth it
You: YOU GO TO COLLEGE!
Stranger: Yes, but I’m not making a gallery to showcase around Canada.
Stranger: It’s for a grade.
Stranger: Not to sell
You: i do as well. your project sounds fishi. my profs would look at me like some idiot if i would do
Stranger: Fine, whatever, send me one don’t send me one I don’t care. I’m just wasting my time with you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Said from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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