Skin Tight Leather Leotard

March 4th, 2010
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You: hello
You: ask me anything
Stranger: 19 m USA
Stranger: Dirty talk if f?
You: 19 f usa
You: yes, some bondage talk
You: but in this scenario.. im gonna play the role of an elderly man dressed in a skin tight leather leotard
You: ok?
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Submitted by Lindsey from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Johnny Depp

March 4th, 2010
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You: could you please explain whats happening to me?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i can try
You: okay cause no one else will
You: okay so like whenever i like
You: see a picture of johnny depp
You: something weird happens to my penis
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Submitted by Phillip from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Worst Comeback Ever

March 4th, 2010
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: if you asl me im gonna puke
Stranger: ok
You: how are you?
Stranger: good, u
You: I am fine thank you for asking
You: where are you from?
Stranger: scotland
Stranger: u/
You: sweden
You: so you like haggis
You: you have it every day
You: and you lost to wales in football last year
Stranger: ¬_¬!
You: haha
Stranger: urt mom BAKES PANCAKES AND I FUCKING AT THSEM
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Submitted by Ola from Sweden

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Nostalgia

March 2nd, 2010
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Stranger: Hey there?
Stranger: *!
You: hello
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: Fine thanks.
You: good to hear
You: your well being is important to me
You: I am glad that you are fine
Stranger: Haha, so where are you from?
You: the us
Stranger: I’m in texas
You: Oregon
Stranger: Oregon trail!
You: oh shit
Stranger: Such a good game.
You: no one cares about the rugged beauty of our coastal landscape
You: but one shitty ass game gets made and we can’t live it down
You: sorry
You: but you don’t know how many times I get to hear about that game
Stranger: Oh, well, sorry. We were talking about it today in us history.
You: the game?
Stranger: Mhm
You: so for us history, when it comes to the part about the oregon trail, your teacher talks to you about the game?
Stranger: Haha, no, a kid just brought it up, and then we all started talking about playing it when we were little
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 16
You: wow, do i feel old
Stranger: Oh, I’m sorry?
You: don’t worry about it
You: its just that when i was learning about the Oregon Trail, I got to play the game for like maybe an hour because we only had one computer in my classroom.
You: the rest of the time was spent preparing our little fake covered wagons and filling them with little fake barrels of goods
You: so we could reinact the Oregon trail on our school playground.
Stranger: That’s awesome, we never made tiny wagons.
You: trust me, we all are better off with the game.
You: though I doubt your teachers give you popsicles when you reach oregon
Stranger: Dude, no! But that would be cool
You: yeah, educational computer games were in their infancy when I was in elementary school, so was educational computer use too.
You: lol
You: we used to do research for our school reports using encyclopedias and books
Stranger: Insane.
You: we have come so far, and yet I still complain because we don’t have flying cars
Stranger: I want one like in Harry potter.
You: I saw my first MP3 player in seventh grade and it held 40 songs and was the size of the power supply for my laptop
Stranger: Hahah, woah. I just found my old iPod mini the other day, it’s ridiculously heavy.
You: yeah
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 25
You: I dragged my original gameboy out the other day
You: its almost the size of a bible
Stranger: Hahah awesome
You: the Sega GameGear? Oh yeah, you could watch tv on it
You: for like two hours
You: it ate six AAs before you could get halfway through a game
Stranger: I don’t even remember those
You: lol
Stranger: I didn’t have any brothers for a while, so the first game thing I had was a gamecube
You: so you never had to literally blow out a cartridge in order to get it to play
Stranger: Nope
You: or have to restart from the very begining of the game everytime you turn your system on because cartridges didnt save
Stranger: That’s sad.
You: but we had a blast
You: when the super nintendo came out, it blew our minds that Donkey Kong could look so freaking real
Stranger: Hahaha
You: have you ever seen screan shots of donkey kong country?
Stranger: Mhm
You: yeah
You: cutting…edge….graphics
You: 32 bit baby
You: edge of your seat excitement
You: the original Firefox?
You: Oh man
You: kids you hardly knew would show up at your house wanting to play
Stranger: Hahah
You: and you were the cool kid because you had a super nintendo before any other kid on the block
You: or you stayed up for three days to get through the alternate realm on Super mario
Stranger: Haha
You: my first computer? IBM compatible, 5 1/4 and 3 1/2 drives. one color text only user interface. your could type your report and then print it out on a dot-matrix printer
You: you probably don’t even know what that means
Stranger: Not a clue.
You: no mouse
You: hows that sound
Stranger: Scary
Stranger: How do you do anything without a mouse?
You: you didn’t need it
You: the interface was text only
You: you had TYPE commands
You: run
You: exit
You: dir
You: c://
You: then my dad moved us out of the stone age
You: we got a brand new 2000 dollar computer
You: 233 mhz
You: 32 mb ram
You: no graphics card
You: windows 95 Bonus package
You: which means it came with a bunch of useless crap like Quickbook.
You: 56k dial-up modem
Stranger: Oh no
You: 4k a second was my best download speed
Stranger: So 9 years makes a lot of difference
You: yeah, I still think about the two minutes it took to log on to the internet
You: so I could look up information for a report
You: or play a telnet mud
You: valmost no games
Stranger: No idea what that is
You: Telnet muds?
You: MUD stands for multi-user dungeon
You: it was texted based rolplaying
You: a description of the room apeared on the screen
You: and you could type comands
Stranger: Ugh, i’ve gotta go! Sorry!
You: n- north e=east.
You: tell your friends
You: beware
Stranger: Alrighty
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Submitted by James from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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How to Beat a Man Dressed In a Chicken Suit

March 2nd, 2010
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Stranger: hi
You: A man dressed in a chicken costume is approaching in great haste, you have four items at your disposal; a rake, a large can of corn, a poster of chuck norris and an old russian coin
You: what will you do?
Stranger: show the poster
You: the chicken man stops in his tracks, mesmerized by the amazing chuck norris
Stranger: how about you?
You: you soon notice that the lure of the Chuck is loosing it’s grip on the chicken man
You: you must take action
Stranger: corn@
You: what will you do with the corn?
Stranger: show him
Stranger: and then throw it away from me
Stranger: so he chases it?
You: the chicken man looks at the corn, then looks at you, then starts picking at the corn, realising you forgot to open the can
Stranger: great
You: the man in the chicken suit is now enraged by the lack of corn
Stranger: then id throw the coin to him
You: you see white foam forming around his beak
You: the coin does nothing
Stranger: fuck
You: the chicken man is now very very close
Stranger: i point the rake forward
You: the chicken man takes the rake, and starts raking the leaves around him, because you are in the forest and it is falltime
Stranger: lawl
You: he does this until he dies
You: you have beat the chicken man
You: congratulations
Stranger: yay
Stranger: ty
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Submitted by Chicken from Denmark

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Kidnapping Jesus

March 2nd, 2010
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Stranger: Is Jesus in our life?
You: no
You: i dont htink so
You: i hope he is in yours
Stranger: My Life? He’s in my basement, chained to the radiator.
You: really?
You: where did u catch him?
Stranger: Yeah. I found him.
You: wait..is that your dog?
Stranger: He used to complain more but he just turns the other cheek now.
Stranger: Sorry, he’s the only son of God. He came back and lo and behold i was the first person he met.
Stranger: Mores the pity.
You: poor fella
You: bumped into you…cudnt control his own destiny eh?
Stranger: No. His powers are greatly exaggerated.
You: ah ha…cud he do any of the magic tricks?
Stranger: He tried to do th water into wine. Turns out it was Ribena.
You: lmao…..
You: so did he say why was he back?
Stranger: Apparently his Dad kicked him out. Told him to get a job.
Stranger: Now he works for me.
You: wht do u make him work on?
Stranger: He keeps up the morale of all my other basement captives.
You: oh…u have other captives?
Stranger: Stephen Hawking, Ben Affleck and Rhea Perlman from Cheers. Among others.
You: stephen hawking…oh why…he’s so ill
Stranger: But he’s not exactly going to escape is he?
You: how wud he escape…poor man can only use 2 fingers
You: btw…how does he wipe his ass?
Stranger: Infrequently judging by the smell and complaints. Jesus doesn’t mind helping.
Stranger: He’s always talking about turning the other cheek.
You: whats so special abt the other cheek anyways?
Stranger: If you don’t know i’m not telling you?
Stranger: Where can i buy Lime?
You: dunno…asking hawking maybe…he’s the bright guy arnd here
Stranger: Batteries ran out two months ago. He doesn’t say much.
You: ah…
You: are u by any means..related to Jigsaw?
Stranger: The wrestler?
Stranger: !!!!!
You: naah
Stranger: ?
You: Jigsaw from the SAW movies
Stranger: ;0
Stranger: :1
You: this conversation is gonna be uploaded on omegleconversations.com :)
Stranger: How does one do that?
You: once we disconnect i’ll save the log n upload
Stranger: Don’t mention that I live in Croydon then.
Stranger: Bakersfield Road.
Stranger: Don’t mention that.
You: yeah…sure…now that u have mentioned it
You: peace out bro
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Submitted by Ankur from India

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Free Shit?

March 2nd, 2010
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Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: You like free shit?
You: wtf?!
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Submitted by Stefan from Austria

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Not That Kind of Fun

March 2nd, 2010
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Stranger: Horny male looking for fun ;)
You: want to help me with my anthropology homework?
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Submitted by Anna from Canada

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Naked Hands

March 2nd, 2010
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You: Dear Stranger, be my friend.
Stranger: NO
Stranger: didnt like you
You: Then we will fight to the death!
Stranger: ok
You: Pick your weapon
Stranger: i dont use weapon[
Stranger: i will kill you with my naked hands
You: Naked hands!?! Well I just put a nuke in your pants.
You: Boom.
Stranger: OK
Stranger: you won
Stranger: bye
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Submitted by Yvonne from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Everybody Loves Chuch Norris

March 2nd, 2010
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You: chuck norris is gonna rape you in your sleep
Stranger: yes i want this …
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Submitted by Brody from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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