You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: sorry my england speaks not so happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: excuse me sir, have you seen my hat?
You: it’s on your head, old bean
Stranger: it blew out of the window
Stranger: it’s been here all along!
You: oh, you old rascal, Mortimer!
Stranger: if you’ll excuse me I have an appiontment
Stranger: with Mr Sherlock Holmes of Baker Street
Stranger: you see I’ve lost my hat…
You: oh dear! well awfully good luck finding it
Stranger: thankyou old chap
Stranger: the next train to London leaves in twenty minutes.
You: mmm, delicious. *eats cigar*
You: why, we’re on the next train to London, Sidney
Stranger: this, cannot be!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Mike from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know the joke they don’t tell stupid people?
Submitted by Mike from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: The Adventures of Curmudgeonly Spats, the Angry Banker
Stranger: kill the banker
You: He’s done nothing to you.
You: So we should just kill all angry people?
Stranger: the world will be better that way
You: Well that brings my piss to a boil.
Submitted by Mike from England
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ask me anything :)
You: What are your exact address and bank details?
You: You said anything >:C
Submitted by Mike from England
(11 votes, score: 4.00)
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(14 votes, score: 4.57)