Start Off Simple

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Male or female ? if its 2 females act out innocent fantasy…. No one will ever know ….and if its a guy and girl talk dirty

You: F

Stranger: m

You: lol

Stranger: im not good at talking dirty

Stranger: lol

You: chops door with an axe-

Stranger: haha*runs*

You: rips shirt off-

You: exposing my hair chest-

Stranger: omg your crazy

Stranger: chest hair lmao

You: takes pants off-

You: gets strap-on

You: TIME TO FUCK OR GET FUUUCKED

Stranger: ok ok i wanna rape u

Stranger: Slaps her down

You: gets lube-

Stranger: calm down

Stranger: open dem legs im gonna put a bun in the oven

You: bun in the ucking oven?

You: really

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: i suck at this

You: i noticed

You: thats ok

You: just bend over

Stranger: ikno

You: you’ll see what i do

You: and copy

Stranger: umm

Stranger: how about we masterbate in front of eacother

You: i know we’re over the internet but fuck

You: i thought we were gonna role to the play

Stranger: start off simple

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by A_secret from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Dutch Kitchen Spell

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Quick! I need a spell or ritual to send my girlfriend back to where she came from, the kitchen! Anyone help me?

Stranger 1: ok here is what you do

Stranger 2: say,hokuspokuspas, ik wou dat je in de keuken was!

Stranger 1: extend your arm…

Stranger 1: and BITCH SLAP THAT MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger 2: that’s dutch. Dutch spells always works.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Submitted by Jan from EU

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, score: 4.05)
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Last One to Disconnect..

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
First one to disconnect is a pedofile.

Stranger: What’s a pedofile?

Stranger: I know a pedoPHile

Stranger: But not a pedofile.

Stranger: Do I find new computer programs attractive or something?

You: Is it like a toenail file?

Stranger: Probably.

Stranger: Well thought out.

Stranger: But even so, that’s pretty gross.

Stranger: Feet are kind of nasty.

Stranger: haha

You: True. I don’t think I’d want to be a nail file. Dirty work, dirty work…

Stranger: haha

Stranger: I appreciate you.

Stranger: You use good spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

Stranger: Keep it up.

You: And the same to you.

Stranger: But, I’m a toenail file. Good night!

Stranger: :-D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Pippin from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (16 votes, score: 4.13)
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Peeing Pants

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
Peeing pants

Stranger: Interesting

You: Classy

Stranger: Not quite sure how to answer such a well structured question to be honest.

You: Neither am I. I feel like anything I say will pale in comparison to the sheer intelligence.

Stranger: There is but one solution, I will traverse the globe in search of infinite wisdom, surely only then shall I have the sharp wit and finely honed intelligence to justify a response to this question.

Stranger: I shall return in 10 years stranger, wait for me!

You: I shall await your return eagerly!

Stranger: Awaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Pippin from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (19 votes, score: 4.53)
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The Sun is Out

September 16th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
The sun it out and I am here in front of the computer, what should I do?

Stranger 2: jerk off lol

Stranger 1: Learn the English language.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Submitted by Orgal from Iceland

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (14 votes, score: 3.71)
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