Omegle Conversations

You: Hi, honey. I’m home!

You: What?

You: Sweetheart, what’s wrong?

You: what are you talking about?

You: I didn’t kill anyone.

You: Honey, look into my eyes.

You: Do you really think I could be a killer?

You: Betty!

You: Damn.

You: I-

You: She’s…

You: Hello

You: There it is again.

You: asl

You: Ok?

You: So let me get this straight.

You: You are logging on to a chat service that is designed to be completely anoymous, to find girls your age and near your location.

You: Am I the only one seeing the flaw in that plan?

You: There are other chat services though.

You: There are chat services designed for that too.

You: In fact, I don’t know where you live, but I would be willing to bet that there are chat rooms designed for cyber sex for people in your very region.

You: ignornance is nothing to be ashamed of, what is shameful is not wanting to change.

You: Hi, nick

You: I wasn’t making any assumptions.

You: As a matter of fact, I was trying to point you in the right direction of what it is you seem to be actually seeking

You: Do you really want to know my name

You: I would also wager that you do not.

You: Oh, btw, what is your asl?

You: 32/m/Ky

You: Nice to meet you too.

You: Nick. I just discovered this website today, but I will offer some advice.

You: I don’t know what your success rate is on finding a girl on this site, but when you are “in the mood” there are litterally thousands of places designed just for that

You: In fact, there was a time when I would frequent some of them and most of the time you could talk the girl into talking to you on the phone.

You: Well. I am a few years out of the game, but Yahoo still runs adult chat rooms. I bet literotica does as well.

You: AIM has adult chat rooms too

You: From one guy to another, if you are actually interested in finding a girl that wants to get all hot with you and not, you know, just be a guy pretending to be a girl (it happens), then a chat room designed for sex, will probably have more women actually interested in, you know, sex.

You: Do you get a high ratio here?

You: depends on?

You: That is my point about trying to use those sites

You: A girl that actually goes to a sex website is going to be interested in sex. At least in some form

You: Which increases your odds of getting them to talk on the phone.

You: Well, I hope I haven’t cock blocked you too much

You: You too.

You: And good luck.

You: Hi Stacey, I’m home.

You: Now, now, Mr. Kaplan, I know who you really are.

You: You can drop the act.

You: Now are you going to hand over the microfilm like a reasonalble man, or will I have to get nasty?

You: Purity control.

You: Well, if you know what’s on it, I could extract it from your head.

You: But that would be a…. painful …. process

You: Done.

You: do you like pie hannah??

You: whats you favourite colour?

You: whats your theory on evolution?

You: what age are you?

You: what country you from?

You: and you dont know what evoloution is? are you serious? are you stupid?

You: ok, let me say it in simpler terms:

You: how do you think the big wide world was made?

You: do you go to school?

You: im in college

You: ireland

You: and we learned how the world was made when we were ten

You: if not younger

You: that, and other theries

You: cya

You: what planet are you from?

You: er Zygon

You: im not sure, could be its a pretty big Galaxy

You: Well Zygon is a fairly new planet, i only arrived on it a few years ago, and the waterways have been havoc ever since!

You: the atmosphere was brought over from another planet, it took 2 yrs to get it just right and ready for people to live on it, that was about 5 yrs ago now, and they are still ironing out the problems!

You: This technology is light years ahead of its time, no one except the people who created it know anything about how it really works, that is all we were told when we arrived.

You: Our atmosphere has a much higher oxygen level than other planets, it would be deadly to other species but we survive thanks to specially adapted lungs, it has taken many generations to hone the design of our lungs but now we can live where others cannot.

You: well theres helium but we cannot breathe that. What is Tellus like?

You: Hmm sounds like a nice place to live, i like water – like i said on Zygon the waterways are chaos at the moment, they are being fixed but it takes a long time

You: Our waterways run throughout our lands, without it we would crumble and die, it provides us with the moisture our bodies need to survive, our food has poor nutrition and animals cannot survive in our environment so we cannot eat meat, the water gives us vegetation which keeps us nourished

You: It is not that hot, it is hotter than earth was but it is cool enough that our water does not evaporate.

You: We were taught about a lot of planets before we came to Zygon, earth is one of the many that we were given information about to help us on our new planet, they are similar but as i said the Oxygen level is much higher.

You: Over 1 million, but i do not see many of them, i only see those i come in contact with on a daily basis. We have ochtas, which are medium sized populations within which we go about our daily lives, people in an ochta do not have contact with people from other ochtas unless there is an emergency which threatens our way of life.

You: He has been to our planet once but i did not see him, i have heard stories of him though.

You: Okay, it was nice talking to you, Bye!

You: desperate guy?

You: girl?

You: cyber?

You: it’s cool. we dont need a camera

You: wait, i’ll start it off. :)

You: I’m taking a walk in the park on a lonely summers day when I see a bird caught in the rest area.

You: I capture it and gently carry it outside and I let it fly out of my hands and be free.

You: I watch it as it glides through the air swiftly. Unexpectedly it lands on a bench where you are reading a book.

You: Your beauty is beyond anyone I have ever seen.

You: I have to talk to you. Only destiny could have landed that bird next to you.

You: I walk over to you.

You: Hi

You: snaps finger…..

You: hello?

You: I’m not that bad looking.:( Am I?

You: You aren’t even looking at me.

You: Sniffle……

You: I just want to find someone to love!!!!!!!

You: I start to have a seizure!

You: The pain is unbearable…

You: Help me!!!!

You: I grab at your leg, trying to get your attention.

You: A man is coming over.

You: He takes my wallet.

You: He then proceeds to pull out his bowie knife.

You: Please! God! No!

You: He rips open my shirt.

You: Someone! Help!

You: The man starts to slowly cut off my nipple.

You: AHHHHHH!!!!!

You: Help!!!!

You: He cuts it off finally…and stuffs it in my mouth.

You: He walks away like nothing happened.

You: Please, Who ever you are! Help me!

You: Don’t leave me hear to die!

You: I am bleeding out mumbling a few last words as you are enveloped in your book.

You: Finally, my last breath…….bitch…….

You: That’s what I get for trying to fall in love….

You: Hello

You: I was told there would be cake?

You: What?

You: What are you saying?

You: :(

You: it’s still a triumph though

You: hai

You: y not?

You: Why does everyone always ask that?!

You: It’s not like I’m going to tell the truth anyways

You: fine im a guy who lives in Brazil n im 23

You: and ur gonna believe me rnt u?

You: do u think im being serious?

You: i cud b a serial killer

You: or a hacker

You: or a haccker/ serial killer

You: but you wouldnt know that. now would u?

You: Me?

You: 32C

You: Yeah.

You: But I’m a dude.

You: Sooo…