You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: You wake up on a plane, you look around and notice that there is no one on the plane. You feel as if you are falling, what do you do?
You: you sit there and die, maybe you died from a heart attack, or you were poisioned, but you died
Submitted by Yuki from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: *POOF* I am a genie. You have three wishes. You cannot wish for more wishes. One at a time, what do you wish for?
You: *poof* you now have more genies that are incapable of granting any wishes. Second wish?
Stranger: Thanks. umm infinite wealth
You: *poof* you now have an infinite amount of pennies that cannot be exchanged for any other form of currency. Third wish?
Stranger: For the other genies that you gave me to be able to grant wishes
You: *poof* they are now able to grant any wishes, but once any one of them grants you a wish, the other genies dissappear.
Stranger: Yay i want that one genie to sodomize you for the rest of eternity with a cinder block
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Kevin from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hii , 20m here. this is a roleplay for “girls “. You call the massage service and order a massager . I (massager) come to your home and start pulling massage oil to ur body. I start massaging u and focus on your ass , rub it gently……
You: I pull out my dick and rub it all over your chest
Stranger: r u sure u’R not a gay ?
You: woops that was a bad mistake sorry baby did I ruin the moment
You: I slowly take off your pants, my pussy tingles with excitement
Stranger: i touch that tingling pussy
You: My giant cock blocks out the sun, then we will fight in teh shade SPAAARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!! My god like sun cock penertrates your body turning it into a rag doll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Jesse from Australia
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: what might those be?
Stranger: are you from a strange country?
Stranger: what the fuck homie. be more specific
You: LAughter magnitude – 2
You: Stress magnitude – 5
Stranger: youre pretty funny
Stranger: im not getting the whole “magnitude” thing
Stranger: Confused Magnitude – 10
You: Social life magnitude – 8
You: Cleverness magnitude – 7
Stranger: Oh ho ho. Cleverness at 7 eh?
You: Patience magnitude – 9
You: Creativity Magnitude – 3
Stranger: haha okay, my patience magnitude is like -1.5
Stranger: but im not going to disconnect because…
Stranger: youre pretty fricken awesome
Stranger: even though this “options” thing is a bit confusing
You: social life magnitude upgraded to 9
Stranger: press button to disconnect. dont press button to continue. those are your options.
Stranger: nice upgrade on the social life pal. proud of you.
Stranger: haha well dont i feel smart’
Stranger: oh thats the prize?
Submitted by Bid from Nepal
(28 votes, score: 3.57)
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