Facing The Minotaur

April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
You: wanna play a game?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yup
You: You are in a spacious, dimly lit cavern. Fading torches, little more than embers now, blaze dully in their fixtures. On the ground nearby you see an unlit lantern, a rusty sword, and a potted shrub. there is a cold, musty tunnel leading north, and there seems to be light trickling in from a crevice to the east.
Stranger: so ?
You: awaiting input…
Stranger: pick up sword, light the shrub and hence lantern and head towards east
You: you pick up the sword and shrub, using a torch to ignite it as well as the unlit lantern
You: You discover you are too big to fit through the crevice
Stranger: in that case head north
You: you begin to tread the northern passage.
You: Suddenly, a minotaur blocks your path
You: It glares warily at you
Stranger: okay i’ll SOS Theseus ;)
Stranger: jokes apart
You: A rift in time opens, sucking you into the cold vacum of space. you have died.
You: You are in a spacious, dimly lit cavern. Fading torches, little more than embers now, blaze dully in their fixtures. On the ground nearby you see an unlit lantern, a rusty sword, and a potted shrub. there is a cold, musty tunnel leading north, and there seems to be light trickling in from a crevice to the east.
Stranger: dodge him using lantern
Stranger: and killusing sword and head on
You: by applying directly to the forhead?
Stranger: head on means move on forward
You: directly to the forhead?
Stranger: depends what’s suitable at the moment
You: your own needs do not dictate reality!
You: which you’ve apparently failed to notice, as you died a while back
You: “A rift in time opens, sucking you into the cold vacum of space. you have died.”
Stranger: i ignored intentionally
You: what did intentionally do to deserve that?
Stranger: fighting bravely
You: wrong tense now…
Stranger: fought bravely
You: thank you, but I still find myself unable to comprehed your response
You: given the context
Stranger: tell me whats present, am I dead or Alive
You: You are in a spacious, dimly lit cavern. Fading torches, little more than embers now, blaze dully in their fixtures. On the ground nearby you see an unlit lantern, a rusty sword, and a potted shrub. there is a cold, musty tunnel leading north, and there seems to be light trickling in from a crevice to the east.
Stranger: ok i use the sword to widen crevice and get away
You: your inexpert excavation causes a portion of the ceiling to cave in. you have died.
You: You are in a spacious, dimly lit cavern. Fading torches, little more than embers now, blaze dully in their fixtures. On the ground nearby you see an unlit lantern, a rusty sword, and a potted shrub. there is a cold, musty tunnel leading north, and there seems to be light trickling in from a crevice to the east.
Stranger: i move on as in the first time and face the minotaur kill him and move forward
You: fool, I AM the minotaur!
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Spoon Horse from USA

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Meme Bromance

April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Good evening.
Stranger: Socially awkward penguin
You: I love socially awkward penguin.
Stranger: herp derp
You: Advice dog and courage wolf and the like are all well and good, I suppose.
You: But nothing makes me hate myself more then identifying with Socially Awkward Penguin.
You: Except perhaps Bachelor Frog.
Stranger: Everything went better than expected
You: That never happens.
You: A fairy tale ending for hopeless optimists.
Stranger: what about Philosoraptor
You: A mind ahead of his time.
Stranger: or Hispter kitty
You: I don’t believe anyone has ever decided.
Stranger: or Pedo bear
Stranger: Prancing cera
You: A good friend (and by good friend I mean a guy I knew in elementary school who sleeps with both guys and girls alike and has a thing for me but he’s kind of a manwhore) has a pedobear sticker on the back of his car.
You: Not that you needed to know that, but FUN FACT.
You: Or perhaps PROTIP if you prefer.
Stranger: cool story bro
You: I take that as a compliment.
You: I’d venture as guess as to your origin, but I’d be violating rules one and two, I’d surmise.
Stranger: troll
You: Far from it.
You: Merely drunk, and looking for someone to converse with.
Stranger: i wish i was drunk, you’re very intellectual when you drink
You: I thank you for that. A portion of my consciousness tries to insist that, if I’m capable of conversing intelligently while intoxicated, I’m not drunk enough to make an ass of myself.
Stranger: you make me want to be a better person
You: My being an inspiration to a stranger inspires me in kind.
You: Thank you.
Stranger: your’e welcome crazy smart drunk stranger
You: Were I a smart man, I’d go to sleep, since I’ve college in less then 8 hours. But bad decisions commonly turn out for the best.
You: Or at least, if I tell myself that often enough, I start to believe it.
Stranger: you should get some sleep as you will be even more of a intellectual in the morning
You: I’m far too wrought with social anxiety for that. :) But I’m glad I’ve given an impression otherwise.
You: Perhaps I’ll take your advice, regardless. I can’t rely on my own judgment, so I’ll take the advice of a stranger.
You: Cheers.
Stranger: go to bed crazy man
You: G’night.
Stranger: goodnight big word user
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Cactus from USA

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Speaking in Verse

April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: I am a gay male, i hope you’re one too, i’d love to have a nice convo with you.
Stranger: where u from
You: i’m from way up north
You: in the west of the states
Stranger: alaska
You: i speak mostly in verse
You: it makes some folks irate.
You: no i’m not from alaska
Stranger: ya thats stupid
You: actually no, it’s really quite smart
You: i use regular speech and make easy art
Stranger: ok
You: what’s stupid is those who whatever they do
Stranger: why cant u talk like normal people
You: can’t seem to spell simple words like “you”
Stranger: like to know u can spell it
Stranger: good*
You: you’re simple and dumb, and i’m done with you now
You: why don’t you go fuck a nice nasty cow.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by dac from USA

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When The Kids Are Asleep

April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: hey
Stranger: hey babe,the kids are asleep;)
You: nice! you can now play world of warcraft in peace. I’ll go watch my soap opera
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Nikki from USA

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Lovely Manboobs

April 26th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: Hi, do you have tits?
You: yes
Stranger: me too!
You: cool, but i’m a guy though
Stranger: Me too!
You: We should go to Weight Watchers instead of omegle, correct?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Eamonn from Ireland

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