Buttercup

October 6th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Why do you build me up?

Stranger 2: buttercup

Stranger 2: baby just to let me down

Stranger 2: mess me around

Stranger 1: Cupcake

Stranger 2: ..yer doing it wrong.

Stranger 1: No I’m not I want cupcake

Stranger 2: LOOOOL

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Submitted by Foundational from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
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Baby Killer

October 6th, 2011

You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
If you absolutely had to kill your baby, what method would you use?

Stranger 1: Deadly knives

Stranger 1: As opposed to un-deadly knives

Stranger 2: Most knives are deadly.

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Submitted by Novaprojection from Denmark

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (30 votes, score: 3.57)
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Zombified

October 6th, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
three two one FIGHT!!!!

Stranger: *punch*

You: *chainsawfist to face*

You: *win*

Stranger: *uuugs*

Stranger: *is dead*

You: *picks up corpse of stranger, holds it over head and screams loud and manly*

Stranger: BRAAAAINS!

You: *exposing chest hair as giant breast muscles flex out of lumberjack shirt*

Stranger: UGBUG SLOB SLOB

You: OH SHIT!

You: *zombified*

Stranger: *eats brains*

You: Braaaaaaaainnns

Stranger: UUUG

You: *wanders off into the distance*

You have disconnected.

Submitted by Dark8Fork from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (17 votes, score: 3.94)
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Women, Orifices and Sandwiches

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
If it weren’t for their sandwich making ability and their handy orifices for dumping loads, women would be forced live on farms as human breeding stock. Agree?

Stranger: Idiots.

You: Well

You: I think he has a point

Stranger: I’m a girl, thank you very much.

You: I am assuming it is a man because there is proper grammar and punctuation

Stranger: And women don’t know how to do that? o.O

You: Rhetorical question, move along.

Stranger: Wow.

You: What is your favorite sandwich to make for a man?

Stranger: We’re just as capable of doing the same boring jobs as you do.

Stranger: Never make ‘em.

Stranger: Not going to either.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Man from USA

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (32 votes, score: 3.22)
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Make Lemonade

September 22nd, 2011

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS A LIFE FULL OF LAUGHTER! What did I get? AIDS

You: lol

Stranger: IT’S FUNNY.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by URKEL from Denmark

Author: Categories: Spy Mode Conversations
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (20 votes, score: 3.50)
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