You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Stranger 2: buttercup
Stranger 2: baby just to let me down
Stranger 2: mess me around
Stranger 1: Cupcake
Stranger 2: ..yer doing it wrong.
Stranger 1: No I’m not I want cupcake
Stranger 2: LOOOOL
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Submitted by Foundational from USA
You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Stranger 1: Deadly knives
Stranger 1: As opposed to un-deadly knives
Stranger 2: Most knives are deadly.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
Submitted by Novaprojection from Denmark
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *punch*
You: *chainsawfist to face*
You: *win*
Stranger: *uuugs*
Stranger: *is dead*
You: *picks up corpse of stranger, holds it over head and screams loud and manly*
Stranger: BRAAAAINS!
You: *exposing chest hair as giant breast muscles flex out of lumberjack shirt*
Stranger: UGBUG SLOB SLOB
You: OH SHIT!
You: *zombified*
Stranger: *eats brains*
You: Braaaaaaaainnns
Stranger: UUUG
You: *wanders off into the distance*
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Dark8Fork from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Idiots.
You: Well
You: I think he has a point
Stranger: I’m a girl, thank you very much.
You: I am assuming it is a man because there is proper grammar and punctuation
Stranger: And women don’t know how to do that? o.O
You: Rhetorical question, move along.
Stranger: Wow.
You: What is your favorite sandwich to make for a man?
Stranger: We’re just as capable of doing the same boring jobs as you do.
Stranger: Never make ‘em.
Stranger: Not going to either.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Man from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: lol
Stranger: IT’S FUNNY.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by URKEL from Denmark
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