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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: welcome to Ferellie’s Fish Emporium
You: How many in your party?
Stranger: just me, i’m waiting for my date
Stranger: i reserved under the name Freely
You: Ahh. The one by the big window
You: allow me to seat you
Stranger: could i order a glass of white wine?
You: our soup of the day is cream of shrimp. Surprisingly tasty
You: one glass of wine coming right up
You: Ah. The chef broke all the white wine bottles in a salmon accident
Stranger: damn those salmons
You: will champagne be alright, or red wine perhaps
Stranger: always ruining my night when they get chance
Stranger: champagne will ve fine, thanks
You: Okay. I will do a free upgrade to a bottle since this horrible accident has affected you
You: Do you want to wait for your date, or order now?
Stranger: how curtious of you
Stranger: i think i’ll be forward
Stranger: and order the lobster
You: Ah. Do you want lemon sauce? Shrimp perhaps?
You: along with the lobster of course
Stranger: I’d love lemon sauce, but aside the lobster please
You: okay. I’ll be right back
You: a salmon burned the kitchen!
You: the place is on fire!
Stranger: I knew i should have packed my gun
Stranger: well your in luck i had that bladderbuster
Stranger: *whips it out and extinguishes fire*
Stranger: you’ll understand of course i’ll need a new lobster
Stranger: someone has urinated all over mine
You: Ah. Thank you for extinguishing the fire. Unfortunately the kitchen burned down. Will a live lobster be alright?
You: A lobster cooked perfectly during that fire
You: I’ll get that for you
You: Your date appears to be late
You: Maybe she dumped you
Stranger: yes, i was wondering about that
You: Does she have long black hair and an elegant black dress?
Stranger: could you please send over an attractive waitress with whom i can shamelessly flirt until my date turns up?
Stranger: No, she’s quite short and has red hair
You: ah. Good, the black haired girl was killed by a salmon
You: I will send over a waitress
You: I lied. I am a salmon myself
You: I am going to kill her too
Stranger: i knew it all along
Stranger: luckily i’ve come prepared
Stranger: there is a team of snipers standing outside
You: I will take you as a hostage
Stranger: what you thought was a rather nifty lasershow are acutally guns be pointed at you
You: NO! I thought the owner upgraded the restaurant
Stranger: hey, i’m willing to sacrifice myself to rid the world of you scaly scum
You: I am a karate master. I will dispose of you
Stranger: did i mention i was half bear?
Stranger: *claws at salmon and eats lower body*
Stranger: that’ll teach you for that stupid jumping out of the water
You: ugh…. i see the light….
You: Don’t let me die like this….
Stranger: you’re a water creature and you’ve been out of water the past 15 minutes
Stranger: if anything you’re luvky to have come this far
Stranger: well that takes care of that
Stranger: now for some taco bell
You: *his fishyfriends put him in a coffin*
You: *he disappears forever*
(6 votes, score: 3.33)
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