Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Eh boredom. hard dick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by awesome from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i can has cheezburger?
You: No, you are morbidly obese and might die. Silly cat.
Submitted by Stranger from UK
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: If you ask asl, m/f or anything related, bye.
You: I shall ask no questions at all, so that this conversation will go on into infinity
Stranger: But if you don’t ask it won’t be a conversation, but a monologue.
You: We can both just sit quietly staring at the screen until one of us dies or both
Stranger: I’d better just disconnect, thanks
You: I don’t hold it against you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Carmale from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HELLO THERE TO YOU TOO!
You: HELLO THERE MY PRETTY!
Stranger: ARE YOU REALLY EXCITED?
You: I JUST SMOKED 40 POUNDS OF WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
Stranger: Stoned monkey. But surely not THAT much!?
Stranger: So then Smokey, what else have you done with your day?
You: Oh crap the government is here!
Stranger: The WHOLE government? Where, in your living room?
You: No infront of my door… OH CRAP THEY HAVE A FLAMETHROWER WHAT THE HELL!
Stranger: Pass the green around!
You: Wait… I think they are here because I;m part of the spanish mafia…
Stranger: Get the flamethrower and fire up the bong, perhaps?
You: Now everyone is HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!
Stranger: Now then, why are you still talking to me if the whole government is stoned at your place?
Stranger: Perhaps I’m just like a voice inside your head…telling you what to do through the computer screen. Maybe this is all just a figment of your imagination….
Stranger: Is it? IS IT THOUGH? yes, you are right, it is!
You: My god you crazy bastard
You: You should meet my good friend Barrak Obama. He’s here with me right now!
Stranger: Now then Smokey, colours, characters and shapes are dancing across the screen, plunging deep into the recesses of your mind. Barrack is smiling but he’s a strange blue colour. Palin is sat on your face….
Stranger: Palin suddenly vanishes but she leaves a snail trail. Where does it go, you wonder…so you follow it and it leads…to the fridge. Can you get be a beer please Smokey?
You: It won’t go through the screen!
Stranger: IT WILL! It will if you just concentrate. Clear the haze.
Stranger: How’s Barrak? Still chilling? The wierd blue bastard.
You: There is a crack on my screen! What happened
Stranger: Cheers for the beverage my friend.
You: Well I got to save the world from a nuclear war in some place called shadow moses. I hope to get to talk to you again soon!
Stranger: Yes, I’ll always be there. Watching….
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Smokey from Canada
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THERE’S A BOMB ON MY COMPUTER.
You: WHICH WIRE DO I CUT?
You: Doesn’t that one usually set it off?
You: I’ll try all of them at once.
You: ONE OF THEM HAS TO BE THE GROUND.
You: I HAVE TO SAVE MY CAT FROM BLOWING UP.
You: Holy shit. It worked.
You: Thanks for your advice.
You: YOu can have all my money.
Stranger: well I’m going to a party
Stranger: so… if this conversation is going to nowhere
Stranger: I think I’ll just take off
You: No, it could go somewhere.
You: It will be with you always.
Submitted by angrybassman from USA
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