Let’s Say Weird Stuff

August 24th, 2009
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You: lets say weird stuff
You: blood dripping anus
Stranger: YOU LIKE PIE
Stranger: jizz monkey
You: electric fetus carbonator
Stranger: duche bag
You: :(
Stranger: tampons
You: edible tampons
Stranger: deep fried tampons
You: tampon laced pot
Stranger: tampon alamo
You: old uncle dog butt sniffer
You: from the future
Stranger: son of a dog eating buiscut
You: master of the universal cock breeding program
Stranger: ………..
You: hahahah
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: let me think of a good one
You: 100 meter individual walking
Stranger: 40 meter speed walking
You: Japanese man in sexy underwear talking about antique furniture
Stranger: chinese man an ugly underwear talking about old woma n
You: greece island which is not really an island but a bus, from the future
Stranger: black guy eating soup
You: lol
You: good one
Stranger: thanks
You: mongoloid nuclear physisist
Stranger: retarded monkey fish frog
You: one year of sugar in a cup of red tea
You: metal lover who listens to folk music in secret
Stranger: white man eating crackers
You: great britain china mouth fish bass dick head
You: little greta struggling to free herself from gripping sea lion
Stranger: having a reach around with amonkey while saluting the pledge alligence
You: feline feces
Stranger: dog urine
You: ape sperm
Stranger: love handles
You: indoctrinating doctors in the international space station which has crashed on international waters on mars
Stranger: eating a fat chick out
You: people in caves with tvs
Stranger: peoples in caves playing halo 3
You: making love to car exhaust while singing michael jackson tunes
Stranger: funny, cause im listening a micheal song lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: people having an orgy with clothes
You: fantasising about throwing eel into a basket while teaching economics class on harvard
You: drinking urine and thinking its apple juice
Stranger: a teacher having sex with his ta while teaching economics
Stranger: at stanford
You: inventing rain
Stranger: inventing the blow up doll
You: while eating a fat chick out
You: a fetus ruling the world with an iron fist
Stranger: then cumming in her face but then missed
You: fetus invaders from uranus
You: michael jackson coming back from the dead to teach economics at harvard while eating a fat chick out on mars
Stranger: then hiring mexicans to choke him while he masterbates
You: russian scientist finding the cure to cancer and then loosing it in a game of poker to a cancer cure note eating frog robot
You: …
Stranger: fuck that was big sentence
You: my brain is melting now
Stranger: mine disolved
You: we better end this
You: think of a last one
You: one for the history books
Stranger: i got one
Stranger: ur face
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Do Robots Cyber?

August 24th, 2009
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Stranger: give me stuff to ask 4 20 question
You: okay
Stranger: questions8
You: what parts make up a good joint?
Stranger: sorry I do drugs but my friends dont
You: fuck them
Stranger: hm…
Stranger: i nlike u already
Stranger: like*
Stranger: sry I’m jittery
You: probably need a good smoke :)
You: to calm things down
Stranger: yeah probably
Stranger: but I’m out
You: ask your friends this
Stranger: just broke up with the dude who supplies my weed
You: is time an illusion manifested by humanitys collective consciousness?
Stranger: hm
You: was 911 an inside job?
Stranger: ur smart
You: are we being fucked up the ass by corporate bankers?
You: thats three to get you going
You: they will probably look at you in a peculiar way
You: and ask you to leave
Stranger: thnx
Stranger: they always do
Stranger: I
You: haha
Stranger: Im just kinda there
Stranger: m/f?
You: robotic
Stranger: nice
You: ok man
Stranger: do robots cyber? *wink*
Stranger: (I’m female)
You: chat became weird!
Stranger: what thats y im here
Stranger: and u seemlike the person I’d like2fuck
You: I just dont get this whole cyber thing
Stranger: oh
Stranger: nevr mind then
You: it not arousing
You: sorry
Stranger: it is if u go in2 detail and hav a good imagination
You: I need to see some tits vag and ass to get excited
You: my brain works like that I fear
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive got DDs
Stranger: not kidding
You: yeah, see.. that sentence is far from as arousing as a real pair of wobbling DD titties would be
You: I guess I am just not cut out for cyber
Stranger: yeah tru
Stranger: and i just got in2 it
Stranger: well ill go ket u on ur way
Stranger: ley*
Stranger: let!**
You: cheers mate
Stranger: cheers
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Might Have Been a Woman From The Future Douchebag

August 24th, 2009
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Stranger: Hi, are u a girl with webcam :)?
You: I am a time traveler
You: I came from the future
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Random Furrie

August 24th, 2009
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You: do you like hairy buttholes?
Stranger: Furries ftw. <3 :D Are you? :D
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: :D
You: I am wearing a rodent costume right now
Stranger: I’d tap that.
You: hell yeah
Stranger: So you’re gay too?
You: what kind of costume makes you hot
Stranger: Foxes/Wolves
Stranger: :D
You: cool :)
Stranger: Furvert.
Stranger: GTFO.
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Lost

August 24th, 2009
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Stranger: my name is John Locke, and I am responsible for the well-being of this Island
You: but John
You: we need the medicine now
Stranger: I think Juliet can help you with that
You: I would not hold my breath, she has been missing for several days
Stranger: what about the Doctor?
Stranger: Jack?
You: Jack is keeping to himself mostly, I have not been able to establish a good enough connection for him to give me drugs for recreational use
You: I am considering cutting this wine here and eating it boiled
You: I think it resembles ayahuasca
You: but who knows, maybe it’s poisonous
Stranger: I bet if you asked Sawyer, he could help you out
Stranger: but I think that he’s a little sad about what happened with Juliet
Stranger: things are strange on the Island these days
You: I bet he is the one responsible somehow
You: yes, and I aim to make them even more strange with some DMT in my system
Stranger: I remember dying…is that normal?
You: It could be
You: maybe this is all an illusion
Stranger: you never know
You: manifested by our collective consciousness
Stranger: I hope I can get my people back safely
Stranger: I know that we were put here for a reason
Stranger: but i am starting to doubt that
You: dont get in to deep though John
You: the island have taken stronger men
Stranger: do you think it was a good idea to have killed Jacob?
You: it was one of those things that just had to be done
You: he will be back
You: like he always is
Stranger: what’s going to happen now?
You: I think we should just sit back and let the island deal with it
You: maybe smoke some of the plants that grow here and see where that takes us
Stranger: I tried that and it made me see Boone
Stranger: the Island makes us see things…
Stranger: I don’t know what to make out of it though
You: maybe we are just watching our subconscious play out like a screenplay in three dimensions right in front of our eyes
Stranger: but I can feel it
You: these are things I ponder during this long time we spent here
Stranger: what exactly is “here”
You: touche
You: I am not at liberty to discuss
Stranger: do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue?
You: death
Stranger: Jacob’s death…
Stranger: do you think I should have believed Ben when he said that he was part of the good guys?
You: it’s hard to tell at this point
You: it has just spun out of control
You: and reason
You: John, I must leave you. There are more important things to tend to
Stranger: please don’t go yet
You: there is not much time left
Stranger: what if I need to find you again?
You: we must spend it wisely
You: I will be watching, do not worry
Stranger: is there some kind of button I can push to find you?
You: I am you, all you need to do is search within
Stranger: thank you, friend
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