No Pics For You

March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i m looking for a horny girl
You: I’ll show you my pic if you can answer me three questions.
Stranger: what
You: What is your name?
Stranger: lorenz
You: What is your quest?
Stranger: sex
You: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: by
You: Adios
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jordan from USA

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Extreme Dirty

March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey. m/f?
You: m
Stranger: r u horny?
You: yes
Stranger: wanna talk? ;) 24f btw
You: mmm, yes
Stranger: extreme dirty, mild dirty, or no dirty?
You: extreme dirty
Stranger: u go 1st. get me started
You: Okay, I want to push you against a wall while kissing you and tie your hands together, then kiss down your body slowly while tying your feet together
Stranger: shouldnt my legs be uh, spread? ;)
You: Good point, I untie your feet and slap your bottom to get it ready
Stranger: i wanna go down on you. id play wit the tip of ur manhood then put it all in my mouth and suck u.
Stranger: get reaaally dirty and creativ now. :)
You: mmmm, I want to pick you up by your neck and throw you on the bed, then get a knife and cut you from collar bone to belly button so I can feel your organs against me when I penetrate you
Stranger: ill touch myself while we tlk
You: Then cut a hole in your sternum so I can squeeze your heart as I cum
Stranger: thts creepy. bye
You: :)
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by David from USA

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Tea Party

March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: let’s just sit here in silence and enjoy each others company.
You: you smell terrific.
Stranger: I agree
Stranger: I like your hair
You: thank you
You: where did you get that fine top hat?
Stranger: it was my grandpas
You: how charming.
You: this watch also belonged to your grandpa.
You: he gave it to me in quebec one summer.
You: may i have a slice of that cake?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: would you like some coffee as well?
You: i’d love some.
You: this garden is such a nice place to sit.
Stranger: yes, grandma is buried right over there
You: oh my!
You: is that difficult for you?
Stranger: nope, I just hope no one finds out that I killed her
You: well, your secret is safe with me, you know.
Stranger: of course, or I would have to kill you too! :)
You: oh, ha ha ha! you silly thing.
You: will you kindly slay that dragon who is eyeing my cake?
You: i would, but i haven’t my sword.
Stranger: Hubert!!! stop it!
You: wow. he is very well-trained.
You: he stopped immediately.
You: so what shall we do today?
Stranger: hmm, there is a liquor store I’ve been meaning to rob
You: delightful!
You: for the money or the booze?
Stranger: both I believe
You: grand! count me in.
You: do you have any weapons, my friend?
Stranger: nope, just my knuckles
You: and what fierce knuckles they seem to be.
You: hey! maybe Hubert will help us. he can be our getaway car.
Stranger: grand idea
You: all right. we shall climb aboard his scaly back and fly at once to the liquor store.
You: here we are!
Stranger: ok, I’ll stay out with Hubert, go get the money
You: but i need your knuckles! mine arent half as fierce.
You: well i guess i can try. i’ll brb. what kind of liquor do you want?
Stranger: any kind
You: all right.
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Natalie from USA

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Psychonauts

March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
Stranger: I’m male, in case that bothers you
You: I am the milkman
You: my milk is delicious
Stranger: Stay away from the girlscouts…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Mother from Denmark

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Disgustingly Objectionable

March 9th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
You: are you a woman?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: u?
You: oh, so you have a computer in the kitchen? Nice
Stranger: no
You: I am confused now
Stranger: in my room ok?
You: probably some kind of shopping cart mounted laptop?
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by McTea from Wales

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