Photography Project
April 28th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: My name is Leila and I’m working on an photography art project for college, a large photo that uses a composition of multiple tiny images… and I’m making it out of random Omegle guy’s penises. Would you like to contribute yours? I have 90 and I need about 5 more. You don’t have to show your face, just a photo of your penis. Can you please help?
You: shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Stranger: Is that a yes?
You: well… if it helps sience…
You: what kind of project is it?
Stranger: It’s a photography composition project.
You: for college?
Stranger: Yes
You: why???
Stranger: Why what?
You: the fuck why do you want to do it?
Stranger: Because I’m a photography major, and it’s for a grade?
You: Of fucking penises?
Stranger: It’s just an idea I had, a way to get random stranger pictures… and most guys on here want to show me their dicks anyhow
Stranger: May as well collect them for a grade!
You: hey, you get 2 pics if you tell me what for god fuckingfucks sake you want to do it of OTHER PEOPLES DICKS?
You: does it have a special meaning? is your prof gay? r u high?
Stranger: It’s part of the overall impression of the photo. I’m turning them into a theme of meeting strangers, it’ll be a photo of two people meeting in the park.
You: 2 pics!
Stranger: And you won’t be able to tell what the tiny photos are individually, they’ll be so small. It’s just coloration and lighing
You: dont you think it is a little profane and devoid of meaning?
Stranger: No?
You: why on earth not
Stranger: Because it isn’t.
Stranger: Look, if you don’t want to contribute, that’s fine… I thank you for your time :)
You: nono gimme your mail
Stranger: sugarleila@gmail.com
You: i want to definately talk to you sometime
Stranger: :)
You: ok, here it is, 3 pics if you tell me what justifies its profanity and emptines
You: you wanna criticise modern society pal?
Stranger: I don’t see the profanity and emptiness. It’s just an expression of sexuality that happens when you first meet a stranger, it’s all about first impression… do they look right, do they “do” it for you, etc.
You: its offending because its putting things in a light they are entierly not
Stranger: Photography is all about putting things in different light. :)
You: ah i dont mean that.
Stranger: Right, I know what you meant. :)
You: you offend people if you try to tell them things that are absolutely not the way you think, because you didnt spend enough time thinkering
You: ya know whatt i mean?
Stranger: Photography isn’t meant to offend, though.
Stranger: And neither is my photo.
You: IT WILL
Stranger: How
You: as i said. you try to over dramatize social phenomena which are of no real importance. it annois people.
Stranger: Well, everyone has different opinions of art and photography. Some see sadness, and others get offended. That’s jut the nature of art.
You: what??? its called …
You: let me look it up-…
Stranger: Hm?
Stranger: What is what called?
You: you know something that is kind of on the edge of “beauty” and the stuff that offends you. like doing paintings with your feces
You: you know what that guy did once
Stranger: Yes
You: you cant justify that stuff without having something realyreally important to say
You: if you ask me, this idea didnt come to your mind in more than a minute. not that its bad, but it floats into getting the viewer offended
Stranger: :(
You: and most of the people liking it are just art victims if you ask me
You: you know what i mean?
Stranger: Well I’m sorry my project isn’t up to your standards.
You: its not about that.
You: these are general standards not just those of me
Stranger: Look, are you able to contribute or not? If not, I need to go cause I have to find five more people who will.
You: ok but you couldnt defend your point
Stranger: My point is perfectly fine, you’re just subscribing higher standards onto it than it deserves
You: maybe because you didnt have one. or you did and i wasnt worth it
You: YOU GO TO COLLEGE!
Stranger: Yes, but I’m not making a gallery to showcase around Canada.
Stranger: It’s for a grade.
Stranger: Not to sell
You: i do as well. your project sounds fishi. my profs would look at me like some idiot if i would do
Stranger: Fine, whatever, send me one don’t send me one I don’t care. I’m just wasting my time with you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Said from USA
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