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Fanboy Flamewar

July 31st, 2011

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: u got xbox live?

Stranger: no playstation network

You: steve?

Stranger: no…

You: steve

Stranger: who the fuck is steve?

You: steve

You: stevestevestevestevestevestevesteve

Stranger: COD MW2

You: i has it

You: OMG ITS SEXY

Stranger: me 2

You: XBOX?

Stranger: no ps3 moron

You: BOOOOOO

You: why ps3?

You: tell me why

Stranger: HD

You: i demend to know

Stranger: BLU-RAY

You: hd on xbox nobface

Stranger: HDMI

Stranger: NOT 1080P

You: hdmi on xbox nob head

You: yes it is

You: im using it now

Stranger: no way check out dragon age origins

Stranger: but you dont have blu ray

You: blu ray

You: who watches blu ray?

You: sure not me when i had my ps3

Stranger: games on a 25 gig disc a HD

You: damn what a waste of £400

Stranger: xbox is just dvd

You: and, just download of internet

Stranger: 315 euros

Stranger: 250 GB

You: its not hard

Stranger: haha

Stranger: bigger harddisc

You: suck on my better controller

You: steve

Stranger: your controller has an ugly white brick under it…

You: mines black like u

You: cuz ur gay

Stranger: fuckin irritating d-pad

You: not really

You: better than urs

Stranger: a,b,x and y like FUCKING NINTENDO

You: nintendo is awesome u dick

Stranger: fuck nintendo

Stranger: i have a psp

You: i have both cheap ass

Stranger: only mario is cool the wii sucks

Stranger: i had a ds

You: wii is cool

Stranger: and a gameboy

You: gameftw u cant deny it

Stranger: but the gamecube and wi sucked

You: gamecube rocks

You: faggot

You: stevestevestevestevestevestevesteve

You: steve

Stranger: ugly brick in ugly purple

You: steve

Stranger: ps2 was way better and earlier

Stranger: with dvd

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: once again why watch dvd, just download

You: its not hard

Stranger: if you download games you cant play online

Stranger: faggot

Stranger: why then you have mw2?

You: not games u dick

You: films!

Stranger: yes i have them too

You: download film

You: not games

Stranger: but i dont buy blurays movies

You: good

You: ps3 sucks ass

Stranger: only games, and those are printed on bluray

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: yeh but they on xbox 2 wich renderes ur 50gb disc useless

Stranger: how many processors has the xbox?

You: cuz they have to fit on dvd too

You: dunno im not sad

Stranger: 250 gb

Stranger: dickhead

Stranger: ps3 has 4

You: and u need 4 why?

Stranger: and uses only 2 or 3 because it is made for the future in two years the xbox is old

Stranger: and there be the 720

You: face it ps3 sucks as

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You: ps3 sucks ass

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You: ps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks assps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks ass

Stranger: NO FUCK YOU

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks assps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks assps3 sucks assps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks assps3 sucks assps3 sucks ass

You: ps3 sucks ass

You: steve?

You: steve

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You: steve steve steve steve steve

Stranger: you know what i frag you on mw2

You: steve

You: totaly

You: steve

Stranger: wait untill ps3 and xbox can game together

Stranger: and xbox live is not free like playstation network

You: playstation network = shit

You: no partys

Stranger: its free

Stranger: thats all i need to say

You: haha u cant talk to people on a differant game to u

Stranger: averything for free

You: id pay 40quid just for that

Stranger: yes

You: yeh but it isnt everything is it

Stranger: i can

Stranger: yes it is

You: steve

Stranger: you can talk to people in another game

You: how can u

You: u can chat

You: but only when ur not on a game

You: and thats on 1 on 1

Stranger: yes when you are on you can chat and send messages

You: oo send messages how gay is that

Stranger: and chat

You: and chat u cant be on a game in

Stranger: buy glasses fag

Stranger: yes u can

Stranger: maybe on the older version

You: well err…. elias is gay

Stranger: usb connection?

You: usb connection for what?

Stranger: for memory sticks i pods cameras

Stranger: etc etc etc

You: we have 3

You: how many u got ?

You: 2

You: of sorry

Stranger: you can connect everything to it???

You: yes

Stranger: 4

You: 4 only on 60gig

You: and they stopped that

Stranger: on teh backside you fucker i have an hub

You: oo extra money

Stranger: no i have four

You: we can have hubs too

Stranger: its on my controller loadr

You: oh whats that ur gay

You: i thort so

Stranger: fuck that

Stranger: xbox doesnt have uncharted

You: fuck what

You: ur dad?

Stranger: doesnt have gran turismo

You: uncharted is well, gay

You: we have forza

Stranger: but that faggy little forzacrap

You: forza is wayyyy better

You: steve

Stranger: gran turismo 5 has more than 1200 cars and more leagues

Stranger: maybe motorbikes

Stranger: crash damge data

You: so, what doesnt mean gameplay is better

Stranger: yes

You: forza much more fun

Stranger: its way bette

Stranger: and its HD

You: not RRREEEEALLLEEHHH

You: forza is hd u faggot

Stranger: 1080P

Stranger: not 1080i

You: ooo a slight differance on color

You: what a shame

Stranger: its muh sharper

Stranger: and deeper

You: nope

You: same resolution on i as p

You: p just natural colors

You: so its the same sharpnuss

You: steve

Stranger: cucumber

You: steve steve steve steve

You: steve

You: cucumber

You: u put those in ur ass at night?

Stranger: in ur ass!:P

You: nah ur ass i said it first faggot

You: steve

You: oo yay i got a trophie wow

Stranger: ps3

You: is gay

Stranger: ps3 got tv channels

Stranger: ooooh

You: why not just use tv?

You: or freeview wich is built in to ur tv

Stranger: when you are gaming:P

Stranger: you are right

Stranger: fag

You: xbox has sky tv also

You: which is free unlike play tv

You: steve

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You: steve

You: so i see u shut up

You have disconnected.

Submitted by Nick from England

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

(27 votes, score: 1.93)

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The Fetus of Dick Cheney

July 24th, 2011

No comments

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: IDENTIFY YOURSELF

You: cia agent pierre thomas ss:433-72-1132 DOB: 11-14-67

You: charlie?

Stranger: yes

You: o ok

Stranger: I’ve procured the device

You: did you crack the SIcN or do need it?

Stranger: I dont do crack anymore, you know that.

You: i thought you brought ghost with you

Stranger: Ghost had to be taken care of.

You: thank you i thought i was the only one to feel that

You: so what did you find on the device

Stranger: Let me tell you something first.

Stranger: You tell ANYBODY.

Stranger: I’ll simply have you killed.

You: you have my word boss

Stranger: Good.

You: so?

Stranger: The device is this key to our world domination.

You: how boss?

Stranger: I’ve discovered the secrets to time travel.

Stranger: This device makes it all possible.

You: dont we have a team researching that back at HQ

Stranger: You fool!

Stranger: The HQ is a front for our operations!

Stranger: They have no idea!

You: thats why were manipulating their work force

Stranger: They have no idea their 401k plans are tanking. Muhahaha!

You: you know whats next, right boss?

Stranger: Spare me your tripe.

Stranger: I need you to do something for me.

You: sure anything

Stranger: I need you to research which stocks showed the greatest gains between the years 1956 and today.

You: ill get to it

Stranger: Are you finished yet? This is why you were recommended to me.

Stranger: I have very little patience for this behavior.

You: since 1956 not alot of stocks have existed but the greastest gains were achieved by gold, oil, and ford

Stranger: Hmm. Well done.

Stranger: The monetary gains are strictly secondary to our primary objective.

You: i dont recall?

Stranger: TO STOP DICK CHENEY FROM BEING BORN

Stranger: or living whatever

You: KILL THE FETUS!!!!

You: BODY

You: we should capture their leader

You: the nigger

Stranger: I make the decisions here.

You: just suggesting boss

Stranger: You can save your suggestions to yourself.

You: sure thing

Stranger: Now meet me at the club at 11:00 tonight.

Stranger: We have business to discuss.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by desmondS from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

(14 votes, score: 3.43)

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Poor Billy

July 24th, 2011

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: One day, billy was walking down the road

Stranger: and?

You: and he died

You: you happy now?

You have disconnected.

Submitted by Riku from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

(22 votes, score: 4.05)

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Duck With a Monocle

July 24th, 2011

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Beware

You: A duck is watching you

Stranger: haha

You: It’s wearing a monocle

Stranger: where is he?

You: Hiding

You: I tried to find him yesterday

Stranger: tell me where!

You: but he vanished in a puff of pink smoke, yelling “WOOF!”

Stranger: maybe it was a dog?

You: Nope, definitly a duck

You: He had a tail

Stranger: how are you so sure?

Stranger: dogs have tails

You: Yes, but Ducks have fur

Stranger: a poodle?

You: It had a beak as well

You: And was biting me with its sharp teeth

Stranger: anyway, where are you from?

You: I can’t say, it might be listening to this conversation

You: NOWHERE IS SAFE

Stranger: are you high?

You: I’m always like this

You: WHEN THEY’RE WATCHING ME

You: SO THAT THEY WON’T KNOW WHO I AM

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Riku from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

(18 votes, score: 3.94)

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Fat People Need Love Too

July 24th, 2011

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Im fat, is that okay?

You: aloha

You: yes is ok

Stranger: (hug)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by KoDen78 from Italy

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations

(20 votes, score: 4.10)

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