You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU FAILED LAST TIME I PUT YOU IN
Stranger: NO MORE CHANCES
You: “Rudy! Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!”
You: Cant ya hear the cheerin!
Stranger: Fine one last time
Stranger: what have we got to lose
Stranger: WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK
You: *wakes up from coma*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: ENJOY YOUR MINIMUM WAGE JOB
You: I dont even know what year it is!
You: im late for that football game!
Stranger: There is a movie about your fail
You: really? Dude i gotta rent that
Submitted by Erick from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Whats your sign baby face?
Stranger: i don’t know your places…
You: oh ho ho playing hard to get ‘eh?
You: this is what i get for not hiring a hooker!!!
Stranger: hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………..
You: Sooo can i buy you a hypothetical drink?
You: perhaps a proverbial anti-pasta
You: why you gotta be suck a dick? Is it because you dont know what the word proverbial mean?
You: Or did you just not get enought love as a child?
You: dead you . . . My god you amaze me with you gramatically correct sentences! Let me revel in your glory !
You: mmmmmmmmmm the warm glow of ignorance!
You: Again another perfectly formed phrase Is it a burden being that brilliant or did the meth your mother must have enjested allow your brain to form to its natural state with out you know silly things like social skills?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Vanbarcor from USA
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ok tarzan, may I sample the bananas
You: *grabs large yellow phallus*
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Submitted by Jane from Ecuador
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SAM SAM EVERYWHERE TO EVERYOHNE
You: SAMASMASMAMSAMSMASMASMASMAMSA ASMASASASAMSAMSMASMAMAMSMAMSAMSMASMAMSMA
You: I come also from india
Stranger: iam from andhra
You: I am also from andhra
You: did you see what happened in the centre today with the monkies
You: some kind of monkey succubus transported young demonspawn in monkey style shirt?!
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Submitted by Feline from India
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hehehe… Want to trade pics?
Stranger: u have any you want to show me
Stranger: send them to me
Stranger: describe urself
You: ? Can’t you just look at the pic?
Stranger: cant on my iphone
You: Well I’m about 5’5″ with short blonde hair
You: Nope. I’ve been around the block.
Stranger: dam wanna suck me up
You: Sure. Just let me take out my dentures.
You: K ready. Hope you don’t mind the smell of Bengay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Lissa from USA
(34 votes, score: 3.56)
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