Going Backwards Into The Future

March 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bye.
Stranger: Tits?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Bye!?
You: Yes, bye.
You: I want to try and have a conversation backwards.
You: We pretend to know each other very well..
You: Then, as the conversation progresses, we don’t know each other at all.
Stranger: Ok start over
You: Then, we say hi and disconnect.
You: Alright, let’s do this.
You: Bye.
Stranger: Bye:)
You: I have to go now, since I have some stuff to do in the kitchen.
Stranger: Oh ok
You: Yeah, it was awesome, but the thing is.. It was horrible. I didn’t like it. I felt like I was going to fall on the ground and cry. Meh, I guess that’s life.
You: (Try to think of a sentence that would come before the one I said)
You: (It’s like thinking backwards, hard.. I know, but try)
Stranger: So how was meeting will smith
You: Dude, I saw this new movie and there was this man.. and his name was Will Smith. And guess what?! Today, I saw him on the street.
Stranger: What did u do today?
You: Yeah… The food is cool to eat, but not to play with. :/
Stranger: Remember that restaurant I told you about with wieirs food?
You: I love food, it’s great.. I wish I could go to a place that was nice enough.
You: that is*
Stranger: I masturbated with a bannana! Gotta love food!
You: Hahaha.. That’s a funny joke. What else you got?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Polly Wally from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Dead Rat

March 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: My pet rat just died, what is a girl to do!
You: Buy a new one?
Stranger: oh my stranger, i must say i am diappointed
Stranger: come to omegle for moral support
Stranger: and this si what you get
You: I am sorry
You: But maybe your dead rat can counsel you?
Stranger: now that’s an ideal
Stranger: how will that work?
You: Well you talk to it
You: And then talk in a little voice pretending to be the rat
Stranger: well that may just work, but if i do that i feel like i will be replacing Mr Tinkles and no one
Stranger: NO ONE
Stranger: replaces mr Tinkles
You: Except Mrs. Tinkles
You: My gerbil replaced my hamster
Stranger: i was Mrs Tinkles!
Stranger: yes it’s legal
Stranger: if you were wondering
Stranger: put him in a little tuxedo and everything, he looked preety divine
Stranger: for a rat
You: Lmfao
You: Did you go to international waters?
You: And get the captain to marry you at the same time as he married a farmer to a cow?
Stranger: oh no we went through the whole “normal legal process” was preety boring, but Tinkles was a devil in bed!
You: Did he stick his little tail into your cheese container?
Stranger: he dont much more than that, the human species?? pfft
Stranger: can learn a few lessons
Stranger: done*
Stranger: if only he was alive
You: Lmfao
You: Well you could always be a narcissist
You: And have sex with his dead body?
Stranger: as much i love Mr Tinkles, dead sex
Stranger: just won’t cut it for me
You: That’s true
You: Buy a new more muscular pet rat
You: That’s what all the rat wives do
Stranger: oh and you would know?
You: No but I hear things
Stranger: ah i see, fair enough. Muscular pet rat, hmm as tempting as that sounds
Stranger: it’s Mr Tinkles
Stranger: or nothing
You: Well maybe change species
You: Get an owl that can change into different specises
You: species*
You: and then he can provide any service
Stranger: that is also very tempting but you are forgetting an important detail, he won’t have Mr Tinkles you know ;-)
You: He could turn into a perfect body copy
Stranger: oh my, well that may just work
Stranger: where can i find one?
You: The black market
You: Go to a pet store and say “the clock strikes midnight” to a parrot
You: He’ll give you directions
Stranger: stranger, you’re amazing. I have been weeping all day and knew that my fellow omeglers would help me
Stranger: you are living proof that omegle works!
You: Well what can I say besides i’m a hero :D
Stranger: *round of applause*
You: *bows*
Stranger: now that my Tinkles situation seems to be over
Stranger: How are you?
You: Pretty good, my gerbil and I get along pretty well
Stranger: nice, gerbil single by any chance?
You: Yup
You: He could be a booty call
Stranger: i like the sounds of that
Stranger: how hot is he, don’t be bias now
Stranger: scale of 1-10
Stranger: 10 beiong the most
You: 9.5
You: He’s a sexy beast
Stranger: oh my, he sounds delicious!
You: Indeed he does :D
Stranger: can i have him?
You: You can borrow him but not have
Stranger: are you gay?!?
You: Nope
You: I just like him :D
Stranger: here was me thinking you swing both way
Stranger: ways*
You: Nope I’m into human girls
Stranger: well that’s unusual
You: Indeed I’m a rebel
Stranger: i can sense that from the screen, i’m getting rebel vibes
You: Yeah i’m so rebelious I ate a mini crisp package today
Stranger: wow you are a rebel, you don’t hold back do you
You: Not at all, yesterday I drank 2 pepsi’s
Stranger: two! well i think you deserve a medal, hold on forget the medal
Stranger: bring on a trophy
You: Exactly
You: Except I would want a certificate to be rebellious
Stranger: you would need to first prove yourself by participating in the annual rebel’s compitition
You: I would purposely screw it up
You: being a rebel and all
Stranger: very smart, keep thinking like that and you are sure to win first prize
You: I would want last place so I could be rebellious
Stranger: hell just don’t take the medal at all
Stranger: just be a rebel
Stranger: and walk out
You: Well I can’t since you told me too
You: I’d have to fly out
Stranger: maybe take a train?
You: I can’t do anything you suggest :’(
You: That would take away from my rebelliousness
Stranger: that would indeed, i shall stop with my suggestions
You: Good >:)
Stranger: good
You: Well I’m going to go strangle a plant
Stranger: strangle one for me
Stranger: or don’t
You: ^^
You: Instead of saying peace, I’ll say Chaos to be a rebel
You: Chaos
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Bye!
You: Hello!
Stranger: Go!
You: Now I can’t
You: you have to leave
Stranger: well that won’t happen
You: I guess we’re stuck here
Stranger: i guess i’m the new rebel
You: Nope
You: I’m the only rebel
Stranger: well i would like to be part of the rebel group
Stranger: what’s needed?
Stranger: i hope the group is not sexist
Stranger: i have female friends
Stranger: with muscles
You: Lmao
Stranger: i must warn you
You: I am not warned
Stranger: fine
Stranger: i have female friends with muscles!
Stranger: with big arses
You: That’s not scary
You: Lmao
Stranger: no when i say big
Stranger: i mean BIG
You: Gross
Stranger: :)
Stranger: they just need to blow wind you your male rebels will go flying
You: I’m the only rebel
You: Like I said
Stranger: you will go flying then
You: Nope
You: I’ll have nailed my feet to the floor
Stranger: they also have big teeth, nails are nothing
You: I’m going to be a rebel and leave in the middle of you saying something :D
You have disconnected.

Submitted by David from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Son of The Bitch

March 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: are you sure you really want to know?
Stranger: yes
You: what can be seen, cannot be unseen
Stranger: because I want to chat so I m here
You: o
You: ………..
You: 78/t/ca
Stranger: son of the bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by B from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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You Are Not Fit to Rule

March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bunnys are going to take over the world with their cuteness and their leadrs name id Bunn-Bunn
Stranger: WHAT!?
Stranger: how can we stop it?
You: we must find Bunn-Bunn and destory him and his infunate line of heirs
Stranger: you know what?
You: but we need an army just to get to him
Stranger: i think it may be easier to find a myxomatosis strain and unleash it amongst different continents where bunnies are found. just let nature do it you know?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: better plan.
Stranger: i win.
Stranger: you are not fit to rule.
You: u may be right but i was the first to know and we still need to warn people that live near bunnys
Stranger: and make our citizens paranoid?
Stranger: also that would just increase the amount of skeptics!
Stranger: we would have people sympathetic to rabbits, trying to stop our plan.
You: but they need to know think of children that want pet bunnys thats get to u
Stranger: we should keep it top secret.
Stranger: well they will soon forget what bunnies are when they are extinct.
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: best plan
Stranger: you reinforce my ideas with every sentence.
You: ture very ture but how do we keep it from killing other animals
Stranger: myxomatosis only affects rabbits of course!
You: i did not know that
Stranger: obviously.
Stranger: if it killed all animals.
Stranger: then britain would not be inhabited.
Stranger: seeing as they used it to keep the rabbit population under control.
You: wow u learn something new every day
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: you can thank me, then indirectly thank radiohead.
Stranger: or wikipedia.
You: yes well that doesnt solve the problem completly though u see,
Stranger: /oh
Stranger: oh?
Stranger: **
You: Bunn-Bunn the leader lives on pluto
Stranger: what?
Stranger: how?
You: he is an alien bunny
Stranger: then how is he conveying messages to the bunny armies on earth?
You: one of his sons has come here to do it for him
Stranger: oh we just kill him with the strain
Stranger: then he will have no army and be powerless
You: yes that is true
Stranger: seee
Stranger: i always win
You: but he may come here himself if that happens he is ruthless and crule
Stranger: oh i am sure we can beat him.
Stranger: he is just a bunny!
You: but hes a giant bunny
You: he could squish us all
Stranger: then how does he fit on pluto???!!!!
Stranger: contradictions!
You: i dont know
Stranger: you are making this up!
Stranger: LIAR
Stranger: why would you lie to me?
You: but it was fun
Stranger: fun at my expense is not amusing
Stranger: why its enough to make me cry!
You: well im sorry for making u cry i thought it be fun
Stranger: *sobs*
Stranger: you monster
Stranger: your apologies mean nothing to me
You: y am i the monster u went along with it
Stranger: i believed you!
Stranger: how dare you blame the victim!
You: its stupid how could u believe it
Stranger: why are you so cruel?
Stranger: it is very believable.
You: tell me how?
Stranger: bunnies so often attack
Stranger: why my own pet rabbit, napoleon attacked me just yesterday
Stranger: we are estranged
You: well thats ur problem not mine u probably forgot to feed him
Stranger: oh no no. he is from pluto, and therefore can generate his own food.
Stranger: he is rather large.
You: then how do u know Bunn-Bunn isnt real
Stranger: i never said he was not real!
Stranger: i never said there was not a war soon!
Stranger: you lied to me because you said that bunn-bunn was on pluto!
Stranger: when he is in fact sitting next to me!
Stranger: typing everything into this computer that you are reading now
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: i thought was on pluto its not my fault i was lied to
Stranger: who told you i was on pluto?
You: my insite thats who u r geting the name never
Stranger: by the way, see i always win.
Stranger: i am getting the name never?
Stranger: i do not wish to be called never.
Stranger: i prefer napoleon.
You: no u will never get the name of my insite i didnt call u never
Stranger: commas would have been helpful
Stranger: goodbye!
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Bunnys from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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The Muffin Bandit

March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m the muffin bandit.
Stranger: Oh noes! D:
You: Are you the muffin man? Because I have come to take your muffins!
Stranger: -hides muffins- Mine. Not yours. >_>
You: Mwuahahahahaha! You cannot hide the muffins from me! My ultre-superior-not-yet-in-existence technology is better than a basset hound’s nose!
Stranger: NUUU
Stranger: …..-eats all of the muffins-
Stranger: HA
You: Yes! They will be mine! *grins evilly and rips open your stomach* MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: x.X
You: *reaches hand in and removes soggy blood muffins from the cavity of the torso*
You: *holds them up in the air* Mwuahahahahaha!
Stranger: I like you. Even though you just ripped my stomach open. :T
You: No one can defy the muffin bandit!
You: The muffin bandit pauses………
You: What? No one has ever said that to me before?
Stranger: Really? o_0 Dang, what a miserable life the muffin bandit must lead :s
You: *the muffin bandit leans down to tenderly kiss the victim as dramatic music plays*
Stranger: WHOASNAP buddy I didn’t mean it like that x_X
You: *the muffin bandit is angered* I thought you understood me!!!!!!
You: No!!!!!!
Stranger: o_o; er
You: Now I must kill you and eat all your muffins!
Stranger: Aw, man
You: The blood adds extra flavor too!
Stranger: Salty! :D
You: *nom nom nom*
You: *licks lips*
You: Mmmmm…..soggy blood mufins!
You: Now, your time has come!
You: *stabs victim with a knife shaped like a muffin*
Stranger: owwwww DX
You: *the curtain falls*
You: *the curtain reopens and the actors come out to bow*
You: *bows to audience*
Stranger: -bows also-
You: *the curtains close once more and the audience leaves, the play is over*
You have disconnected.

Submitted by Erin from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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How Much is Too Much?

March 15th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how much is too much masturbation
You: Depends on how much you do it a day.
Stranger: once everyday
You: I mean, if we’re talking once a day, but every day of the week..
You: That’s not too bad.
You: I mean, it’s not GREAT, but..
Stranger: hmm…
You: BUT THEN THERE’S 10 EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
You: THAT’S NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
You: MALE OR FEMALE.
Stranger: i think tah’td kill you
You: SOMETHING IS LIABLE TO JUST FALL OF.
You: –Kill you?
You: Probably not.
You: But your libido is either going to go into overdrive..
You: …or stop working all together. Neither is good.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: what’s a helathy amount
You: Again, this depends on your lifestyle. If you’re a working adult…
Stranger: i am
You: you obviously don’t want to get caught rubbing one out at work, now do you?
Stranger: unless…
You:
Stranger: kidding
You: Well, I was about tosay
Stranger: haha
You: “…unless you’ve got a really hot coworker that’s willing to watch”
You: BUT IF THAT’S THE CASE, WHY ARE YOU MASTURBATING TO BEGIN WITH?
Stranger: yes…
Stranger: i work too much
You: I mean, if they’re willing to watch but not participate, something is seriously wrong with your coworkers.
You: —Unless you’re not hot and they’ve got a masturbation fetish. If that’s the case, the relationship is doomed. Move on.
You: Because they’ll never put out.
You: I HOPE THIS HAS BEEN HELPFUL.
You: ::FLY AWAY.::
You have disconnected.

Submitted by L from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Stephen Hawking

March 14th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey!
You: HEY!
You: how’s rocking stephen hawking?
Stranger: how are you
You: GOOD!
Stranger: he’s crippled.
You: dude
You: that’s not cool
Stranger: he is though
You: don’t make fun of crippled people
Stranger: it’s not making fun
You: What!
Stranger: it’s stating a fact
You: is this true?
Stranger: yep
You: : )
You: Thank you
Stranger: you are welcome
You: YES!
Stranger: what the hell is going on here
You: I needed some assistance
You: With stephen hawking
You: you helped me
You: It was glorious
Stranger: right.
Stranger: read ‘universe in a nutshell’
Stranger: it’ll blow your mind
You: O no
You: My mind is already blown
You: With things not from “U i a N”
You: What do you believe stranger?
Stranger: about what
You: What do you believe?
You: Belief
Stranger: religious?
You: is a thing believed
You: Why is belief immediately associated with religion?
You: Do you not believe in gravity?
Stranger: that was my first question. you asked me what I believe. I asked ‘about what’. be more precise.
Stranger: gravity is not something you can choose to believe in.
You: Hmm?
You: Of course it is
You: I could not believe in gravity.
You: I might not be right
You: but I could
You: Have you seen shutter island?
Stranger: I have not.
You: The mind can believe what is wants to
You: See it
You: !
You: It was AMAZING
You: for scorsesea
You: 4.5/5
Stranger: I will disconnect now, for I BELIEVE you are mentally insane.
Stranger: talk to you never.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Ben from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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The Boyfriend

March 13th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You are trapped in a dark place
Stranger: My boyfriends losing interest in me, what shud i do??
You: you know nothing of this place, or how you got there
You: there is something in your pocket
You: what is it?
Stranger: a paper with instructions on how to keep ur boyfriend interested in u wgen u rnt gonna see them again for 2 months
You: what will you do with the paper?
Stranger: Read it
You: as you read the paper, a small door opens on a level above you, someone walks down the stairs into the dark place where you are
You: what will you do?
Stranger: Follow the instructions and have a good relationship with my bf
You: the person walking down the stairs approaches, he has a lantern and as the light draws near you see his face, it is your boyfriend
You: * Hello dear, I have brought food*
You: he hands you the food
You: as you reach for it, you notice that you are chained to the wall
You: he puts the food on the ground and says
You: *you must pay for the food*
You: he produces a knife
You: what will you do?
Stranger: Remind him of the time he almost slit my wrist in the kitchen and how he told me that if he was ever gonna hurt me it wudnt be with a knife
Stranger: Why r u doin this
Stranger: Its creepy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Klaus from Germany

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Marshmallows

March 12th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: No
You: no?
Stranger: No
You: But why?
Stranger: Cuz. You just dont stick marshmellows in people ears.
You: But… but..
Stranger: You heard me.
Stranger: NO!
You: You’re ruining my life!
Stranger: Deal with the facts.
You: I’m gonna run away from home
You: Do drugs
You: Pierce my nipples
You: Dye my hair
Stranger: Ow
You: Will that get my point across?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: You Just Won A Marshmellow!
You: Thank you, kind sir/ma’am
You: I will cherish it with my life.
Stranger: Your Welcome.
Stranger: I Bid you good bye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Natasha from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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How Doth The Little Crocodile Improve His Shining Tail?

March 12th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail?
You: He swims.
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Guess again.
Stranger: Or google.
Stranger: I’m indifferent.
You: Me too.
Stranger: Ah.
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: The answer is “He pours water from the nile on every golden scale”
You: Nice way to start a conversation.
You: I hope you leave anytime.
Stranger: I think I’ll stick around for a while.
Stranger: Apparently quoting books is unsociable.
Stranger: My folly, I guess.
You: Fair enough.
Stranger: It’s better than dealing with “Hi. Asl” every 5 seconds.
You: It can be sociable, when you’re talking to a stranger in omegle who haven’t seen that before.
You: Indeed…
Stranger: Well, I’m sorry to..trouble you. I guess.
You: No problem, if you want to leave anytime, i’m happy to accept your departure.
Stranger: You’re perfectly capable of hitting disconnect.
Stranger: I think you’re being rather rude. You could try to start a conversation.
Stranger: Tell me, how would you start a conversation, seeing that my way sucks?
You: I’m trying new ways to talk… I could leave right now when you asked a question. I guess that could make you feel uncomfortable… The same way you can leave as welçççl.
You: Oh, keyboard misspell, pardon me.
Stranger: Pardoned.
Stranger: I wouldn’t feel uncomfortable if you left. Even if I had just asked a question.
You: Anyways, I’m asking oftenly for you to leave to make a proper goodbye, seen? You can make it anytime.
Stranger: I would go to the next person and see if they are capable of holding a kind, moderately intelligent conversation.
Stranger: And, like I said, I will not leave. Tis up to you, Stranger.
Stranger: If my conversation bothers you so, hit disconnect.
You: I say this to you as well…
You: I am indifferent just like from the time we said we were.
You: No point leaving, and no point staying here as well, so i might as well stay.
Stranger: Indeed. Seeing that we are both to indifferent to hit disconnect, I guess we are stuck with eachother.
You: Perhaps we are. What do you want to talk about?
You: If you are interestied in talking, that is.
You: Misspell again.
Stranger: It happens to the best of us.
Stranger: Well, we can be properly introduced, I guess.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: Henrique, how about you?
Stranger: Bailey.
Stranger: Pleased to meet you, Henrique.
You: Yeah, i was pleased to meet me too… Pleased to meet ya.
Stranger: What an odd thing to say. Tell me, from where do you hail?
You: Brazil, how about you?
Stranger: America. Illinois, to be exact.
You: Actually, it is not odd for some…
Stranger: It is for someone who hasn’t met themself yet.
You: Fortunately or not, i’m still indifferent about that as well.
You: Are you a woman or a man?
Stranger: Woman.
You: Or both?
You: I see.
Stranger: You seem to be indifferent about a lot.
You: Yeah, maybe I am, or i could be faking, having millions of reactions behind this.
Stranger: You very well could be.
Stranger: So, what brings you to Omegle?
You: Obviously, talking to random people.
Stranger: Yes, and why does that appeal to you? I, myself, am on Omegle for the first time today. I’m here strictly out of curiosity. But I guess you’re indifferent about that as well.
You: Perhaps I really am. I thought, since i don’t really have something to waste time on, that I would enter this random-people-meeter site to see how to keep talking normally and politelly to someone else because one first person started talking, making the second keep talking the same way.
You: Seeing people’s reactions and responses makes us all understand how they react to other things, just like I am doing and you are.
You: Perhaps we are all making different thoughts right now about this conversation, or we indeed don’t care.
Stranger: And tell me, are you truly indifferent about this entire conversation?
Stranger: Or are you afraid to speak truthfully to someone you’ve never met and will probably never meet?
You: Maybe I am afraid, maybe I was just waiting for you to say that, maybe i want to keep making you ask me these questions so i won’t answer you truthfully, or maybe i just want to say questions with maybe.
You: answer questions with maybe*
You: Indeed, i don’t think i will meet you, nor do i show that i care.
You: Probably you are feeling something behind all this.
Stranger: Oh really?
You: Or not, of course.
You: Yeah, really.
Stranger: That’s life, isn’t it? Just full of maybes.
You: Yeah. That’s the way it is.
Stranger: Certainties are hard to come by nowadays.
You: Indeed, it’s just all maybes.
You: Since I think you are getting bored because you noticed I will only answer with maybes, you are free to leave anytime. I’ll be glad to say “goodbye” to you, if you give me the time.
Stranger: Is that how you feel? I thought you were bored with me because of all your maybes.
Stranger: You shouldn’t jump to assumptions. I’m not bored, just…interested.
Stranger: Out of the 10 or so conversations that I have had on this site, this is by far the most interesting.
Stranger: And there you are.
Stranger: A certainty instead of indifference.
You: I see.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: Fifteen years old.
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: I would have suspected much older.
You: Unfortunately for some, I am not.
Stranger: Well, you are wise for your years, I’ll give you that.
Stranger: How old do you think I am?
You: I hope I am… It is good for older people to notice that fifteen year old boys can make other people interested.
You: I think you are older than me.
Stranger: You are right.
You: Let me see
You: Around the twenties or thirties? A random guess.
Stranger: I’m only 3 years older than you. 18.
You: Hmmm, now that could make me indifferent.
You: Or not.
Stranger: Take my advice. Indifference won’t get you far in life. I am now going to take you up on that goodbye, for I have to get some sleep.
Stranger: Adieu.
You: Looks like you got bored because I am not older than you.
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It’s not that, I promise.
Stranger: It’s 10:30 at night and I have school.
Stranger: I really have enjoyed talking to you.
You: Indifference is good for some, i like it… It makes mystery, and made you intereseted on me
You: So, we can say it does get people somewhere.
Stranger: No. The fact that you spoke intelligently and held a conversation interested me.
Stranger: Indifference only made me…indifferent.
You: It was good to see your answers, its like many on omegle.
You: But in more quantity.
Stranger: Hmm.
Stranger: Well, goodnight. It was a pleasure talking to you.
You: I hope it was, see you someday.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Henrique from Brazil

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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