Omegle Conversations

You: last guy was rude to me <.<

You: Biggest secret?

You: I’m not sure if I have one, let me think.

You: Hm.

You: Well..

You: I killed a man >.>

You: Male or female?

You: Ah. Well that’s fun.

You: Do you do that all the time, or just when you’re alone?

You: Are you afraid of what others may think?

You: In society now a days, most people don’t care. I’m sure they have clubs for that sort of thing.

You: What is your favorite article of female clothing?

You: Hello?

You: Do you match your lingerie? Or just free ball it?

You: Oh well that’s good, at least you’re matching. :] Is it fun?

You: Hm. Maybe I’ll have to try it some time. It sounds like it’d be a nice change of pace.

You: Do you have any suggestions for me, as far as what I should get?

You: cocktail type?

You: Well. If I can find one that fits, I’ll be sure to do that one of these days. I’m a little too busy to be playing dress up right now though. How do you find the time?

You: How old are you? If you don’t mind me asking?

You: Oh well that’s not too bad then. What do you think would happen should someone walk in on you in the dress?

You: Would you get yelled at? Shunned? Thrown out? Would they treat it as nothing? SOMETHING must happen, don’t you think?

You: I’m curious about what that may be. haha

You: Well we should hope they accept you. Do you try heels?

You: Ever considered going out in public? Throwing on a wig, some make up and hitting it off with some guy?

You: howdy stranger.

You: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

You: you should be worried.

You: anyway, I don’t have a dog

You: o_o

You: maybe you should try that

You: tell me how it works out

You: bummer

You: go take it… now

You: most likely

You: kay, have fun

You: Hey

You: Yes I would like to. Why did you call me to your office?

You: Well I was using some scissors, and Jimmy was being obnoxious and was saying that I couldn’t run faster then him. I happened to forget to put down the scissors and as we were running I tripped and chopped his hand off. He died 3 minutes later. I decided not to file a report due to possible jail time.

You: It’s hidden with a passing Asain man called “Yang”, I needed a quick way to dispose of it and he offered to take it off my hands. I believe he used it to make the cantomese chow mein you’re eating…

You: Yes that would make sense, but besides that how’s your very fine wife Mandy?

You: Wow, was this black woman roughly 5’6 and hairy?

You: That was actually a very top heavy man with a retractable 1 inch penis.

You: Indeed it does, so I guess we’re even about the whole Jimmy thing then?

You: And I know the said hitman, in return for letting him sleep with your wife he’ll quit the job

You: Thank you

You: If anything else is required call me on the intercom, the secretary will be busy banging me. But since I’m on the top I’m closest to the intercom

You: Hey

You: hrm 70/m/Everywhere

You: I am Chuck Norris

You: Legend has it that you are approaching my coolness level

You: This is not ok

You: So I must punish you with a roundhouse kick to the balls so powerful generations from now will feel it

You: And if we both put on a cape the universe will explode

You: I’m doing pushdowns right now, when I push the world goes down

You: Used to, Now I can kill 3000 boulders with one flea

You: I’ve counted to infinity twice

You: I destroyed the periodic table of elements, the only element is of surprise

You: If you google watch Chuck Norris get his ass kicked, nothing will come up…It doesn’t happen

You: Baseball has no steroids

You: only men who have been breathed on by me

You: My tears cure cancer, too bad I never cry

You: Ya well when Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, who turns into me

You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

You: The saying “Break A Leg” was started in Walker Texas Ranger by letting people hope that would be the extent of there injuries.

It never happend

You: I have more balls then you, no matter what

You: If I have 5 cents and you have 5 cents, I have more money then you

You: I went to the Virgin Islands and they were renamed the Galapogas Islands

You: A snake once bit me in the Arabian desert, It died three days later of poisoning

You: If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not me

You: One day Mcdonalds denied me an egg mcmuffin at 10:35, I roundhoused it so hard it became a Wendys

You: Whenever I smile someone dies, If I smile while roundhousing someone, two people die

You: Most people fear the reaper, I call him an impressive rookie

You: I’m done Mr. T if we keep this up the world will explode in awesomeness, 6 times

You: Then the chunks left will get roundhoused by me

You: Indeed

You: Well goodbye for now, see you during the extinction of the human race

You: Hi!

You: What’s up?

You: I LOVE TO PARTY.

You: But it’s only 10:30 a.m.

You: I’m still tired from the last party.

You: Well what inda party is it?

You: *kind of

You: AWESOME.

You: You bring the keg.

You: One with beer.

You: And … party balloons.

You: How about you?

You: ASS CLOWNS ROXOR

You: Oh.

You: That’s kinda awkward.

You: Well, party’s over!

You: G’night!

You: Oh hey mom.

You: Are you trying to hook up with thirteen year old boys again?

You: Ugh gross.

You: This is why i ran away from home!

You: You make me sick!

You: WITH LITTLE BOYS?!

You: ::cries::

You: I HATE YOU MOM.

You: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: OMG RLY?

You: I FOUND WALDO!!!!

You: everyone! I found waldo!!! lol

You: will u say asl?

You: wow

You: hi there iron man

You: can u iron my shirt

You: then ur iron sucks

You: it cant iron no shirts

You: what can u do then?

You: ok

You: make it

You: right

You: so does my dog

You: and how do you know i’m a babe?

You: u stfu

You: lover chick

You: I’m also a girl

You: fail

You: WHAT NOW HELGA? WHAT IS IT?

You: I TOLD YOU, MAKE ME MAH GODAMN SAMMICH!

You: YOU UNGRATEFUL BITCH! GET ON THE BED! IM GOING TO PUNISH YOU!

You: YES HELGA ITS TIME!

You: FINE HELGA! BUT WHERE WILL YOU GO? WHAT WILL YOU DO?

You: DEMETRI HAS LEFT US AND WERE BARELY SCRAPING BY!

You: BUT HELGA I LOVE YOU!

You: I WORK A 19 HOUR SHIFT AT THE STEEL MILL EVERY DAY! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A SAMMICH AND SOME PUSSY HELGA? IS IT!!!

You: AND YOUR GOING TO LEAVE ALL OF US? TO PURSUE YOUR OWN SELFISH DREAMS?!?!?!?! DO YOU THINK I WANTED IT TO TURN OUT THIS WAY HELGA??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE WORLD I HAD PLANNED FOR US?

You: YOU DRUNKEN WENCH! IVE SEEN YOU LURKING AROUND TOWN WITH THAT HANDSOME VLADIMIR! ITS HIM ISNT IT??? YOU WHORE!!!

You: ILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A LADY! *SMACKS ACROSS THE FACE*

You: ID LIKE TO SEE HIM TRY *GRABS AK-47* WHERE IS THAT SMUCK BASTARD?!?!?

You: *CHASES AFTER YOU SCREAMING* YOU GET BACK HERE YOU SLUT! I WON’T LET YOU LEAVE!

You: *SHOOTS OUT THE TIRES, CAR SPINS OUT OF CONTROL AND COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL MILL*

You: HAHAHAHA! YOU SINFUL DEMONS SHALL TROUBLE ME NO MORE!

You: *RIDES MY POLAR BEAR OFF INTO THE WILDS OF SIBERIA IN THE SUNSET*

You: :)

You: that was fun

You: this is so going on omegleconversations.com lol

You: indeed farewell burning corpse of helga!