Omegle Conversations

You: Hiiii

You: Trying to figure out why my cat left me and won’t come back…

You: I’ve been a good man to her

You: or him..

You: Can’t you help me, please?!

You: No

You: My problems are more serious than that now. I need you to come over

You: K

You: When you come over, you have to pretend to be a cat. And I’ll have a leash ready

You: No…

You: I didn’t know the sex of the cat to be romantically involved like that

You: So you’ll come over and pretend to be a cat till I fall asleep, right?

You: Do you have other cat friends who can come along?

You: I used to invite samson and saddam from the alley to come inside and play with cat and me

You: I have can’s of tin open

You: Cat

You: Yeah

You: Now that’s just silly, naming your cat a human name like that

You: Does he resent you for it?

You: He doesn’t resent you?

You: How do you know that Charlie is a guy cat?

You: You’re such a monster!

You: I left my cat alone down there

You: Cat would get snagged on pointy objects now and then, but at least cat had it’s manhood/womanhood

You: misanthropy is unbecoming

You: Alright, what’s the problem?

You: Then you have a party on your hand

You: Where the dutch aren’t invited

You: trouble saved

You: now what do I do with this excess trouble?

You: Well I saved some trouble, now i have a surplus of trouble that I don’t know what to do with.

You: hello waldo

You: it looks like we meet face to face

You: finally i have found u

You: u see waldo

You: i am satan

You: ill b seein u again in 8 years

You: when u die of asphyxiation

You: u sneeky bastard u

You: u have evaded me for o so long

You: too late

You: ur a marked man waldo

You: u can no longer hide

You: u see

You: ive offered sherlock holmes his soul back

You: in return for hunting u

You: well u see his bodie is gone

You: the best of all

You: he is inhabiting robert downie jr’s body

You: how else do u think he could have portrayed his character so well?

You: yes

You: i do

You: too late

You: o i do know that

You: but so am i

You: u of all ppl should know that

You: i would if it wasnt for those meddling kids and there stupid dog casting a protection charm on u

You: u shall never acomplish such a task u treacherous swine

You: u were once my favorite demon and my right hand man

You: but now u have joined the ranks of the mortals

You: no more disgusting than u, u half human meatsack

You: well now that u have seen it

You: u MUST die

You: too late

You: holmes get him!

You: that may b so but im not a mere demon

You: im satan the master of all demons

You: what?! u dare speak to me like that

You: never

You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

You: i do not! i never want to know!

You: yes

You: u r quite wise waldo

You: but that wont stop me

You: holmes pull the trigger

You: *bang*

You: *explosion*

You: well this looks like the end for me, u, sherlock holmes, and robert downie jr

You: goodbye old friend

You: yes

You: yes it has

You: as do i

You: goodbye

You: so now u must press disconnect

You: HEY THERE

You: a carrot/chair cross

You: you?

You: aww, that’s beautiful

You: not gunna lie, I look pretty ugly..what with my mother being a carrot and my father a chair..

You: very true..that’s how they feel, and also how i feel..but their families are a little less accepting

You: the neighbouring green pepper married a pencil, and they were shunned, chased out of town with sticks and bricks..it was rather unpleasant

You: I know..i mean..if they love each other, that should be the only thing that matters, right? theres a ‘crossovers’ bar downtown..its less of a bar, more of a family restaurant, but thats where everyone who has fell in love with something of a different species and pursued it goes

You: we’re really just like one big family now

You: there’s the angel that married the horse and had kids..i’m not sure of the angels name, but the horse is called Patrick..anyway, my point is, they’re in love and their kids..their kids are the most beautiful creatures alive! so beautiful!

You: Aww, thank you :) This was a brilliant conversation, and i’m gunna upload it to www.omegleconversations.com haha ;D good night! x