I Are Serious Cat

June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: Hiiii
Stranger: WHATS UP?
You: Trying to figure out why my cat left me and won’t come back…
You: I’ve been a good man to her
You: or him..
Stranger: ….thats too bad
You: Can’t you help me, please?!
Stranger: well im no cat psychologist…but opening the tin of cat food might work
You: No
You: My problems are more serious than that now. I need you to come over
Stranger: give me 5
You: K
You: When you come over, you have to pretend to be a cat. And I’ll have a leash ready
Stranger: whoa whoa buddy….were you romantically involved with this cat?
You: No…
You: I didn’t know the sex of the cat to be romantically involved like that
Stranger: haha
You: So you’ll come over and pretend to be a cat till I fall asleep, right?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: ill purr and everything
You: Do you have other cat friends who can come along?
You: I used to invite samson and saddam from the alley to come inside and play with cat and me
Stranger: i might, but they are usually busy this time of night stalking around outside for mice
Stranger: what was your cat’s name?
You: I have can’s of tin open
You: Cat
Stranger: so your cat’s name is cat?
You: Yeah
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: perhaps that is why he left
Stranger: my cat’s name is Charlie
You: Now that’s just silly, naming your cat a human name like that
You: Does he resent you for it?
Stranger: brb in 4
Stranger: okay
Stranger: it is not silly naming him a person name
You: He doesn’t resent you?
Stranger: of course not
Stranger: my other two cats are named Muffin and Rascal
You: How do you know that Charlie is a guy cat?
Stranger: bcuz he had his balls cut off when the time was right
You: You’re such a monster!
You: I left my cat alone down there
You: Cat would get snagged on pointy objects now and then, but at least cat had it’s manhood/womanhood
Stranger: yeah but consider how many cats are at the ASPCA all bcuz people dont spay or neuder their cats and then they have to dir bcuz they is over crowding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by B from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Misantrophic Stranger

June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i hate everyone
You: misanthropy is unbecoming
Stranger: i really need some encouragement
You: Alright, what’s the problem?
Stranger: what about just straight up anthropy?
You: Then you have a party on your hand
You: Where the dutch aren’t invited
Stranger: …i’m dutch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by B from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Surplus Trouble

May 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 m usa, save you some trouble.
You: trouble saved
You: now what do I do with this excess trouble?
Stranger: what
You: Well I saved some trouble, now i have a surplus of trouble that I don’t know what to do with.
Stranger: what i people on this so fucking weird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by B from Canada

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Confrontation

May 29th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello waldo
You: it looks like we meet face to face
You: finally i have found u
Stranger: Dammit you found me.
Stranger: I was hidden so well!!! Who told you, was it that guy in the cowboy hat? Or the clown?!
You: u see waldo
You: i am satan
Stranger: =O
Stranger: Shit, noo!
Stranger: Wh-what will you do to mehh..?
You: ill b seein u again in 8 years
You: when u die of asphyxiation
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: u sneeky bastard u
You: u have evaded me for o so long
Stranger: You will not be seeing me agian…I must go hide on the last page, no one shall find me there!
You: too late
You: ur a marked man waldo
You: u can no longer hide
You: u see
Stranger: I…I…..I won’t believe it!
You: ive offered sherlock holmes his soul back
You: in return for hunting u
Stranger: …no…I thought I got rid of him in my third book…
Stranger: How can you do such a thing?!
You: well u see his bodie is gone
Stranger: DEMON!
You: the best of all
Stranger: What?
You: he is inhabiting robert downie jr’s body
Stranger: God, you monster! Do you realizw what you’ve done?!
You: how else do u think he could have portrayed his character so well?
You: yes
You: i do
Stranger: …I will live, I will do everything possible to run away, to hide and never be caught.
You: too late
Stranger: I’m persistant. You of all peopl eknow that.
You: o i do know that
You: but so am i
You: u of all ppl should know that
Stranger: Touche, demon. But why do you cower behind a human being, why not kill me yourself.
You: i would if it wasnt for those meddling kids and there stupid dog casting a protection charm on u
Stranger: Of course…well. I’m sure that I will not be found. If I am GOING to kill my captor.
You: u shall never acomplish such a task u treacherous swine
You: u were once my favorite demon and my right hand man
Stranger: U disgusting spawn of hell.
You: but now u have joined the ranks of the mortals
You: no more disgusting than u, u half human meatsack
Stranger: I know. I have seen rhe light, it revealed what was under the darkness.
Stranger: Mortality is resiliant. They can continue without a leader, you. If you’re killed your entire army dies.
You: well now that u have seen it
You: u MUST die
Stranger: God protect me!!11
You: too late
Stranger: *runs*
You: holmes get him!
Stranger: You cannot capture me demon!
Stranger: I am, WALDO!!!!
Stranger: *RAWR*
You: that may b so but im not a mere demon
Stranger: You’re right
You: im satan the master of all demons
Stranger: You are less
Stranger: You are the scum of the universe, not even you can like yourself
You: what?! u dare speak to me like that
Stranger: Look at yourself, shine light upon your face.
You: never
Stranger: It will reveal what yo u are
You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Have you ever wondered what you look like, the light tells you.
Stranger: I know you want to know!!!!
You: i do not! i never want to know!
Stranger: Because you are afraid?!!!
You: yes
Stranger: YOU ARE, CONQUER THIS FEAR, THE LIGHT!
You: u r quite wise waldo
You: but that wont stop me
You: holmes pull the trigger
You: *bang*
Stranger: Neither will your Holmes, pulls out bomb on chest.
Stranger: *BULLET HUTS BOMB*
You: *explosion*
You: well this looks like the end for me, u, sherlock holmes, and robert downie jr
Stranger: Indeed.
You: goodbye old friend
Stranger: Goodbye. it’s been fin
Stranger: fun*
You: yes
You: yes it has
Stranger: I hope to see you, another time. Pherhaps on better circumatances
You: as do i
Stranger: Circumstances*
Stranger: Goodbye, I say.
Stranger: One
You: goodbye
Stranger: last
Stranger: time
You: so now u must press disconnect
Stranger: *dramatic music*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jelinek from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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Forbidden Love

May 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello !
You: HEY THERE
Stranger: What are you ?
You: a carrot/chair cross
You: you?
Stranger: I’m a mermaid.
You: aww, that’s beautiful
You: not gunna lie, I look pretty ugly..what with my mother being a carrot and my father a chair..
Stranger: If they love each other, itøs okay
Stranger: it’s*
You: very true..that’s how they feel, and also how i feel..but their families are a little less accepting
Stranger: Sad
You: the neighbouring green pepper married a pencil, and they were shunned, chased out of town with sticks and bricks..it was rather unpleasant
Stranger: I just don’t understand why people can’t just leave them alone !
You: I know..i mean..if they love each other, that should be the only thing that matters, right? theres a ‘crossovers’ bar downtown..its less of a bar, more of a family restaurant, but thats where everyone who has fell in love with something of a different species and pursued it goes
You: we’re really just like one big family now
Stranger: Yeah, we can’t stop em !
You: there’s the angel that married the horse and had kids..i’m not sure of the angels name, but the horse is called Patrick..anyway, my point is, they’re in love and their kids..their kids are the most beautiful creatures alive! so beautiful!
Stranger: Exactly !!
Stranger: But i’m sad to say, i have to go, it’s 3 am here and i’ve got to get some sleep. You write really really good english and you’re awesome.
You: Aww, thank you :) This was a brilliant conversation, and i’m gunna upload it to www.omegleconversations.com haha ;D good night! x
Stranger: Heheh, see you never<3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Linzi from UK

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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