Omegle Conversations

You: You are in a small, dim, musty bedsit. You are lying on a crampt double bed. Your eyes slowly adjust to the light and you notice what is on the bedside table next to the broken lamp. All you have is a torch with no batteries, a piece of string and a glass bottle emptied of its contents. You have no idea whether there is anyone else in the room, but there seems to be no means of escape as the door is locked. What do you do?

You: (Now thats clever.) There is a noise coming from under the old bed in which you slept on. You are slightly dazed and dizzy from the contents of the bottle that you had previously drunk before sleeping at the bedsit you now find you cannot leave. From under the bed is a leprechaun with a bag hanging from his wrist. What do you do?

You: The leprechaun falls on his rump arse and spills the bag’s contents upon the grotty brown carpet. The bag’s contents appears to be coins. They are chocolate, no less. You look to the right and find a small key upon the desk next to a children’s cookie maker. You wonder the point of this cookie maker. From inside the bed cover there is another noise, from a woman screaming for cookies. What do you do?

You: The woman also is knocked out. Blood drips from the wound but the bottle is now broken. You have only the string and the torch. You look to the floor and find only a small red and white ball there. You feel a sudden urge to shout “I CHOOSE YOU” and a small yellow animal appears. It is a pikachu. What do you do?

You: Your loyal Pikachu does this until the door breaks down. But you are then faced with a large, overpowering poster of the evil Justin Bieber. To the left of the corridor is a door saying “Justin’s dressing room” and to the right there is a “Gun Room”. Both doors appear to be unlocked. What do you do?