Organ Donor
March 11th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello there stange man
You: how did you know i was a man ? CAN YOU SEE ME ?!
Stranger: yes, im behind you…
Stranger: BOO!
You: OH ! i got a fright there
You: i was so startled
Stranger: nsorry, please dont have a heart attack
You: i wont, i gave my heart to the last guy i was talking to
Stranger: wow, you shouldnt be giving away bodily organs like that
You: eh i hav 3 so its fine
Stranger: can i have your liver please? or one of your other hearts
You: i need the other hearts for an emergency
You: you can have my liver though,
Stranger: ok ill take what i can get, but what if you fall in love with me…
You: you can have half of my heart if that happens :)
Stranger: ok, well here goes my wooing……
Stranger: it takes the form of a serenade
You: do go on
Stranger: ooohhhh…. stranger…. you came into my world….
Stranger: ooooh stanger…. you gave me your liver….
Stranger: now can you deliver…..
Stranger: your half a heart…
You: thats not good enough ! no you cant
Stranger: well, i cant say i didnt try, your a tough one.
You: you gave it a good shot
You: i dont give my heart to just anyone
Stranger: but you did, you gave it to the guy you spoke to last time
You: but he was doing surgery on a woman ! she needed it
You: it was a life and/or death situation
Stranger: well i need it too, for without your heart i may die…
You: whats wrong with yours
Stranger: its all broken up
You: who brokeded it ?! ILL KILL THEM
Stranger: now youre talking’
Stranger: it was..
Stranger: you.
You: me ?! noo
You: now i have to commit suicide
Stranger: no please dont……
You: but i have to… i said id kill whoever did it to you
Stranger: well atleast leave me your heart…
You: no ill need them in the afterlife
You: im one quarter egyptian you see
Stranger: SO SELFISH, see thats why you broke my heart..
Stranger: you’ll never change
You: i never will :(
You: it is for this that i must kill myself
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Dylan from Ireland
(17 votes, score: 4.24)
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