Ordinary Cat Fire Gone Bad
February 17th, 2011
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Oh Look. My cat is on fire
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: SHit.
Stranger: throw water on him
You: i can’t! didn’t pay the bill
Stranger: Well.
Stranger: Put the carpet over him
You: ok hold on
You: the carpet is also on fire now
Stranger: helping?
Stranger: ouh well. just be careful not to burn down the hole house
You: the curtain is catching fire
Stranger: Maybe u should run out of the house?
Stranger: Just so u dont get hurt
You: yeah but I’m talking to you, I it’d be rude to leave
Stranger: Hmm. That’s true
Stranger: Maybe ur on a laptop?
You: no, I’m on a desktop computer!
Stranger: Well then u’ve got a little problem.
Stranger: Havent thought of calling some firemen over?
You: the floor is on fire
You: and the chair
Stranger: Crap.
Stranger: Hold on.
You: the desk is on fire now
You: i should call the firemen, but the phone is on fire
You: and I didn’t pay the bill anyway
You: the keyboard is on fire
You: that’s it, I’ll be an ass and get the hell outta here!
You: forgive my manners!
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Jean from Italy
(26 votes, score: 4.00)
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Hey, this one is mine! Good times. Thanks for posting, guys
Thank god you payed for the internet-bill. Who could live without internet?! :D