Only an English Would Find Truncheon Funny
August 14th, 2009
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Stranger: pyjamas!
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Stranger: truncheon!
You: ur english?
Stranger: i am, and you?
You: yeah, only an english would find truncheon funny
You: or even know what a truncheon was
You: even though it is possibly aof french origin!
Stranger: thats a good point, but everyone knows the french have no sense of humour
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You: i gota go, thanks for not swearing, bye
Stranger: have an awesome life! bye
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Submitted by Mark from United Kingdom
(30 votes, score: 4.30)
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