Omegle Conversations

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: COLTS

You: IT’S CALLED…

You: OMEGLE POLICE FORCE *TAN HUT*

You: YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!

Stranger: *Holds hands up*

You: *checks you to see if you are armed*

Stranger: I’m on probation though! I can’t afford to get arrested officer!

You: What are you doing here stranger?!

You: At the scene of the crime?!

Stranger: Looking around to correct people on their idiotic questions or statements or whatever the bloody hell its called these days on Omegle.

You: Hmm… do you have an ID to prove you are an Official Omegle Grammar Corrector?

Stranger: I don’t recall doing anything bad! *Shows ID* I’m just a simple Grammar Nazi is all. Nothing serious.

You: Hmmm… what to do… he’s a grammar nazi, not a corrector…

You: *phones boss*

Stranger: Grammar Nazi **

You: Hey boss, got a grammar nazi here. what do I do with him?

You: (is he armed?)

Stranger: Grammar Nazi **

You: No.

You: (let him go uncharged)

You: OK. Grammar Nazi you’re free to go.

Stranger: WOOOOO!

You: BUT FIRST!

You: TELL ME…

Stranger: I’m free mothuh-fucka!

You: who’s Tom!

Stranger: I have no idea who that idiot is!

Stranger: I’ve corrected him also

You: Ok, you may go.

Stranger: Yay!

You: WAIT!

Stranger: ?

You: Show me your ID again!

Stranger: *Shows ID again*

You: Ok all in order. You may go.

You: WAIT!

Stranger: Yay!

Stranger: *Sighs*

You: *troll face*

Stranger: *Troll face back*

Stranger: Trolololol

Stranger: :>

You: trololol bro

You have disconnected.