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No Pics For You

March 9th, 2010
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i m looking for a horny girl
You: I’ll show you my pic if you can answer me three questions.
Stranger: what
You: What is your name?
Stranger: lorenz
You: What is your quest?
Stranger: sex
You: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: by
You: Adios
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Submitted by Jordan from USA

Author: Wik Categories: Conversations
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  1. swainey
    March 10th, 2010 at 12:57 | #1
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    African or European

  2. Lolpan
    March 10th, 2010 at 13:01 | #2
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    Swainey got the Monthy python reference ;)

  3. Alex
    March 13th, 2010 at 12:57 | #3
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    Why didn’t I find you when I kept trying to find someone who understood Python references?

  4. Inunah
    March 13th, 2010 at 16:49 | #4
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    Well that’s unpleasant.

  5. rafe
    May 15th, 2010 at 20:30 | #5
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    What is your favorite color!?