No Germans Allowed
November 26th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hello there.
Stranger: I don’t want to cyber. Please disconnect if you do.
You: I am tired of cybering… Real sex is way better ;)
Stranger: That’s nice.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Fine and u?
Stranger: As good as I ever am. Maybe slightly less so… Not sure.
Stranger: How late are you online?
You: half past 4am
Stranger: 10:30 am here.
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: Germany
Stranger: Hm.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Sven from Germany



Ernsthaft, was hast du erwartet, mann?
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE SAID “I’M FROM GERMANY” AND THEY DISCONNECTED
Wait no it’s not. Why is it funny again?