Mystic Delivery Gone Awry
April 23rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey honeybuns
You: enough with the idle fuckin chatter, do you have the stuff?
Stranger: a course
You: good
You: I have the money
You: hand over the stuff
Stranger: first bark like a dog
You: *Pulls out Gun* What the fuck did you just ask me?
Stranger: the eagle has landed big bird
Stranger: whats the code word?
You: Fuquan
You: is the code word
Stranger: *Pulls out rocket launcher* That’s right.
Stranger: /hands briefcase. There’s the stuff
You: good, *hands money
You: wait a fuckin jiffy
You: wheres the rest
Stranger: gahahaha
You: ?
Stranger: /fires rocket
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by TAB from USA
(63 votes, score: 4.25)
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