Mr. Gregory God Enterprise
February 19th, 2010
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello has god touched you this evening
Stranger: maybe
You: How was it?
Stranger: it was pretty magical
You: On a scale of Satan to God… what would you rank it
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: wuts in the middle
You: Black Jesus
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: akrite
Stranger: then
You: Thank you
You: Would you like free water and bread this evening
Stranger: sure why not
You: Its only 1.99 plus tax and shipping
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: im debating
You: Please hurry
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: sure
You: Thank you
Stranger: ur welcome
Stranger: but u know
Stranger: its my bday
Stranger: so maybe a discount?
You: We will throw in a extra slice of water then
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: that works
You: Good
You: What is your address
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: 69 fuck off drive
You: In what state and city
Stranger: lets go
Stranger: withh
Stranger: DC
You: Thank you
You: You will be billed in 2-4 weeks.
Stranger: okk
You: After we recieve the bill your shipment of bread and water will arrive in 4-6 weeks.
Stranger: nono
Stranger: thats too long
Stranger: i need priority
Stranger: shipping
You: Your extra slice of water will arrive in 2-5 months
Stranger: still too long
Stranger: ill pay extra
Stranger: for prooriy
Stranger: priority
You: Okay we can shortn it slighty than
Stranger: alrite
You: For an extra 5.99
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: idk
Stranger: im feeling like thats a little too much
You: Sorry god makes the rules. Not me
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: camn i call his hotline?
Stranger: and complain>?
You: Well, yes of course hold on as I get his number
Stranger: thanks
You: 1-777-PRAYER
You: It is a 24-7 number. He is always available.
Stranger: thank you sirrr
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: i wud hope so
You: You are welcome
You: Make sure to ask for Mr. Gregory God
Stranger: oh alrite
Stranger: ill do that
You: Good day to you sir
You have disconnected.
Submitted by Cryo from Canada
(26 votes, score: 4.38)
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