Misantrophic Stranger
June 3rd, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i hate everyone
You: misanthropy is unbecoming
Stranger: i really need some encouragement
You: Alright, what’s the problem?
Stranger: what about just straight up anthropy?
You: Then you have a party on your hand
You: Where the dutch aren’t invited
Stranger: …i’m dutch.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by B from Canada

(45 votes, score: 4.24)