Messing With Her Chinese Head
June 16th, 2010
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi, I am Bob.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am sharon
You: It’s short for Bobby.
Stranger: oic
Stranger: where r u from
You: They wanted top call me Adolf originally.
You: But they decided on Bobby.
You: Thats me.
Stranger: so how old are u
You: 16
Stranger: where are u from
You: Germany.
Stranger: nice talk to u
Stranger: i am from china
You: China?
Stranger: yes
You: In what country?
Stranger: Do u learn English?
Stranger: 2008 Olympic was holded in my country
You: Is it a big city?
You: Say, like DÚsseldorf?
Stranger: NO
You: Ah, a village.
Stranger: it’s a country where i live
You: I love the country.
You: A country!
Stranger: the nation
You: Oh, sorry.
Stranger: aha
You: China is a country!
Stranger: it doesn’t matter
You: I never heard of it.
You: Is it very small?
Stranger: no
Stranger: it’s the third largest nation in the world
Stranger: aha
You: Sure…
You: Where is it?
Stranger: Which grade are you in school
Stranger: u can check on the internet
You: Well I never heard of it.
You: I am sure we never occupied it.
You: I mean…
You: If it is that big we would have.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i know ur meaning
Stranger: but it’s an old nation
Stranger: more than 2000years
You: Mmm
You: So
You: First you tell me it is big…
You: Now it is old.
Stranger: u are ignorant!!
You: Things SHRINK when they get older you know.
Stranger: i don’t like to talk to u !!
You: I go to school!
You: Hey.
Stranger: shit
You: I mean.
You: I bet you dont even have a school in your village.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Submitted by Bobby from Germany
(116 votes, score: 4.21)
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This was just dumb.
Waste of a convo :s
Chinese,Polish,English
hellooo fittays
hello my name is tammy how r u
so r u from china right